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Sep 10th, 2007 08:47 PM | ||
ItalianStereotype | sorry my friend, I didn't realize that googling was so taxing! | |
Sep 10th, 2007 07:00 PM | ||
Guitar Woman |
I thought Gears of War was fun too, until I realized the single player campaign was 3 fucking hours long in a brilliant ploy to get me to play on Xbox live, which I eventually did. I was pretty sorry about that! And yes, for whatever reason pretty much every multiplayer mode causes the shotgun to be about as effective as a McDonald's Happy Meal water pistol that's been sitting half buried in your back yard for a few months. And is also empty. I am literally touching the other guy and get a perfectly excecuted and centered headshot, only to find that not only is he still alive but he has just revved his fucking chainsaw bayonet up and cut me in half. Seriously, go try killing someone with a shotgun in multiplayer. It takes about five hits before the game even fucking registers it. To be fair, I did enjoy one player mode for the lifetime of the snowball in hell it lasted, but if I wanted an awesomely gory third person shooter with precision aiming and a retarded plot I'd just go play Resident Evil 4. |
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Sep 10th, 2007 02:58 PM | ||
Chojin |
Yeah, I guess you're right. I just checked out the sales for opening week and prime 3 sold about 90k less (out of 400k sales) than Bioshock on their respective opening weeks, so my bad! It surprised me to hear it, but I guess I should perform COMPREHENSIVE BACKGROUND CHECKS before I post things I hear on Infendo. Or not. |
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Sep 10th, 2007 01:07 PM | ||
ItalianStereotype | it doesn't even look like Bioshock has had a Japanese release and Blue Dragon didn't do so well in either the U.S. or Europe this week, so that's not really THAT impressive. | |
Sep 10th, 2007 03:16 AM | ||
Chojin | Guys did you know that Prime 3 outsold Bioshock, Blue Dragon, and Warhawk combined? | |
Sep 10th, 2007 02:17 AM | ||
noob3 |
gw have you ever played gow i would love to show you just how useless shotguns are (its way better then the torque bow that's for sure, its so fun to just run into somone and shoot the second you are like touching them. instant gristle :D) chojin - gears is fun. i don't see what problem you had with the aiming system, headshots "count" in the player vs player matches. if they hop the wall, you should be able to kill them in 1 shotty blast from that proximity sounds like you guys are having problems playign the game properly |
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Sep 10th, 2007 12:22 AM | ||
Guitar Woman |
You haven't played Gears of War until you've taken part in a few XBox live matches. The entire thing revolves around speed-dashing to the toruque bow and then proceeding to rape everyone in the vicinity, you only ever get smoke grenades, shotguns are absolutely worthless, and to top it all off the game seems to be played exclusively by 12 year olds who like to say the n word a whole lot! It's a lot of fun, I assure you. |
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Sep 10th, 2007 12:13 AM | ||
Chojin |
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I played a 360 for the first time today, and I played Gears of War! I no longer want a 360! Also, Gears of War was TERRIBLE. It was really, really pretty, but the controls were ridiculous. You're supposed to push L to aim, only if you're under cover and aim NOT over the wall, you just stand up like a curious prarie dog. This is especially great when someone inevitably hops the wall and comes to murder you while people still behind the wall are continuing to shoot. Also, headshots didn't seem to 'count'. It gets an a+ for presentation and a F-- for actually playing the fucking thing. Also, what is up with every HDTV I've tried having a lag on it? Whether it's guitar hero or any Wii game, there's a definite lag on HDTVs with any game I play. |
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Sep 9th, 2007 07:50 AM | ||
Dr. V | Fooled at what? Man I'm so confused. Could someone give me the GW back story or something? | |
Sep 8th, 2007 03:27 AM | ||
ItalianStereotype | I don't understand why everyone hates GW so much; I still lawl at how she had us all fooled! | |
Sep 8th, 2007 02:39 AM | ||
Guitar Woman |
Microwaved Grape: you have no idea how to play videogames killersparten003: wow...this comming from the person that still like mario killersparten003: likes* Microwaved Grape: I like mario? Microwaved Grape: since when killersparten003: ........... Microwaved Grape: although the Mario on the wii looks fucking awesome killersparten003: it sux...too different from the original killersparten003: in a bad way killersparten003: seriously Microwaved Grape: that's funny, since it's not fucking released yet Microwaved Grape: you idiot killersparten003: o i have super paper marion killersparten003: mario* Microwaved Grape: not that one, retard Microwaved Grape: Super Mario Galaxy killersparten003: yah that one sux killersparten003: o Microwaved Grape: paper mario's awesome, you mook killersparten003: eh idk killersparten003: mario's kinda....boring now that there's like gears of war and call of duty an halo and all the other great fps games |
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Sep 4th, 2007 03:27 AM | ||
noob3 |
glowbelly is so cool! |
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Sep 4th, 2007 02:15 AM | ||
Supafly345 | The cycloid curve can never be interesting. | |
Sep 4th, 2007 01:40 AM | ||
Matt Harty | yeah fuck you guitarwoman | |
Sep 3rd, 2007 02:17 AM | ||
Chojin | I like how I started this thread, but everyone's upset at GW. | |
Sep 3rd, 2007 01:29 AM | ||
Seven Force | STAND BY YOUR MAAAAN | |
Sep 3rd, 2007 01:25 AM | ||
Guitar Woman |
oh man, another person the forum could do without this thread's a winner |
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Sep 3rd, 2007 01:23 AM | ||
Seven Force | youre such a fucking faggot gw that when you saunter down the red light district numerous gay bars open up like pink flower petals on the first gay day of spring | |
Sep 2nd, 2007 05:19 PM | ||
Guitar Woman | Yes, I have to admit I laughed at that. | |
Sep 2nd, 2007 05:17 PM | ||
Krythor | That mp3 was the best, thanks Gadzooks. | |
Sep 2nd, 2007 05:16 PM | ||
Guitar Woman | oh my jesus christ you are right, how dare I use a word that refers to the community in general when I am conveying a message, holy fuck what a piece of shit I have been | |
Sep 2nd, 2007 05:11 PM | ||
GADZOOKS |
I see what you did there with my avatar and the caps locks. Haven't seen that before! One could only wonder what it would be like if your keyboard broke (peace.jpg) and you had to use a "IT-TALKS-IT-TYPES" kind of program to convey your great insights to the worldwildweb! WHY I THINK IT GO SOMETHING A LITTLE LIKE THIS: http://novirginsallowed.com/fyb/HEYGUYS.mp3 |
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Sep 2nd, 2007 04:48 PM | ||
Guitar Woman |
GUYS YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO POST ANYTHING ON THIS FORUM AT ALL OR ELSE I'LL GET SO PISSED OFF OH MY FUCKING GOD |
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Sep 2nd, 2007 04:24 PM | ||
GADZOOKS |
That's pretty accurate but you forgot the part where it mentions what videogame it is playing out of the blue fucking yonder "I don't remember super mario 2 being so hard, guys! GUYYYYSSS!?" |
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Sep 2nd, 2007 03:39 PM | ||
glowbelly | i'm pretending to like you right now :D | |
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