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| Oct 29th, 2007 11:02 AM | |
| McClain | Haha no I didn't write that. |
| Oct 26th, 2007 10:23 PM | |
| MLE | No way. McCalin doesn't write shit. |
| Oct 26th, 2007 04:34 PM | |
| JediScum |
McClain did you write this? Found in Randomness thread at QuickStopEntertainment So I met this girl who worked at starbucks, and I worked up the courage to ask her on a date after a couple of conversations at the register. She was a month older than me but I didn't really care, she was fun to be around. So we took a walk along the beach, and we kissed in the pale moonlight, a full moon, it was really romantic. We started really getting into it, and she slowly unzipped my jeans, she reaches inside and starts kissing her way down my chest, she finally gets all the way down, looks up at me with the most seductive eyes I've ever seen and says "No thanks, I had Reese's for breakfast" and I'm like "No way, you had candy for breakfast?" She replies, "Not candy! Reese's puffs cereal!" So she sliiiiides me a bowl. I crunch into it and WHAM! My mouth goes crazy! That smooth combo of peanut butter and chocolate-y taste attacking my taste buds! She zips my pants back up and says "And it's part of this complete breakfast!" |
