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Jun 19th, 2009 09:54 PM
Julio Late post (I'm surprised that I didn't post when this originally came out):

Fighting games were quite abundant back in the nineties, but I sucked so hard at them that I wasn't all that interested. At least until I started to get an edge for The King of Fighters series.

When I take a look at a huge pile of steaming shit like this I wonder how can some respectable videogame company can come with such abomination. Makes me think that they had an urge for some easy money.
May 4th, 2009 10:49 AM
wastedsage This is a screwed up game, one of the fatalities is turning somebody into the painting
" Whistler's Mother?" WTF?!
Apr 4th, 2009 01:03 PM
Emu I like the game's story
Apr 1st, 2009 12:00 AM
Joe Musashi The thing that got me interested in getting the ROM of this game was a screenshot of the fatality that turns your opponent into a giant anthropomorphic Oscar Meyer wiener (with shoes!), because I just had to see it for myself. Also, the claim that the game has over 2,000 of them (the fatalities, that is. Not the wieners). And likely because of a site that talks about it.
Mar 29th, 2009 06:24 PM
Akktri My brother didn't believe this was a real game when I showed him the pictures.
Oct 15th, 2008 11:43 PM
Kusanagi_no_Tsurugi Quoting Falco Lombardi's wise words:
"JEEZ-LA-WHEEZ!!! WHAT-IS-THAT?!"
Never seen anything so disturbingly trashy since Jax's MK3 fatalities.
Sep 1st, 2008 06:46 PM
DarkfireTaimatsu Nothing says "hero" like a fighting game character whose victory pose is to crush a can on his head and belch.
Jun 25th, 2008 06:08 AM
resident-adam This game is a fucking epic failure! XD
But seriously, why join the service when i can be a "Tattoo Assasin" instead? Thanks alot, High School "Career Day"!!!
May 15th, 2008 10:24 PM
RationalDementia Just a thought (and a very late one, at that), but if they were so ballsy as to call the newspaper in the game fucking "Disneyland", then why not go ahead and make the DeLoreon in the fatality into the "Back To The Future" time machine? It would have been a cool nod to Bob Gale's contribution to the game (not that I imagine he ever claims this piece of garbage).
Feb 28th, 2008 04:37 PM
Govenuh The tatoo graphics look like they were done in MS Paint...
Feb 21st, 2008 12:01 AM
Dr. Boogie I believe all the fine art crap was thrown in for reason #4 on your list.
Feb 20th, 2008 08:56 PM
Tanuki Can anyone explain the constant references to fine art...? It reminds me of when Ebert said video games were not art.

Let's check the checklist for this game.
1) Idiotic names? Check.
2) Stereotypes? Check.
3) Puns? ...Ugh, check.
4) Many, MANY "WTF" Moments? ...Check.

Am I missing anything?
Feb 11th, 2008 12:43 PM
strangejosh This game looks awesome. Wish they would've released this.
Feb 6th, 2008 11:46 PM
Blank Frank HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHA

Ow my lungs. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

I only wish Midway had hired the brilliant mind that dreamed up shitting cooked turkeys at someone as a fatality.
Feb 2nd, 2008 03:26 PM
Count Mek WOw, that is some wack-ass crap right there...
SEE?! It's so crazy it forces me to use slang!
FOR SHAME TOTTOO ASSASSINS!
Feb 1st, 2008 09:32 PM
neoboman Say what you will about this game: that music is awesome.
Jan 31st, 2008 12:33 AM
Nick HEYAH HEYAH!
Jan 30th, 2008 10:57 PM
neoboman Billy doing a nudality on himself and then dancing was the greatest thing created by man up to this point.
Jan 29th, 2008 05:07 PM
Dr. Boogie As sure as I care to be, yes.
Jan 29th, 2008 01:44 PM
MLE Are you suuuure?
Jan 29th, 2008 12:56 PM
Dr. Boogie You owe him part of an apology because there is no dick-slicing fatality.
Jan 29th, 2008 12:12 PM
Courage the Cowardly Dog A friend of mine told me he played a game in Kansas city where you could slice someone's dick off with a lot of blood, and it had nude-alities. He even described the characters.

I thought he was full of shit. I need to find my 4rth grade yearbook cause I owe someone an apology. To be fair would anyone in my shoes have believed him?
Jan 28th, 2008 08:25 PM
Tetsu Deinonychus
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Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie
Because they both start with Billy?
Also, because they're both supposed to be Native American (but don't look the slightest bit Native American), and they both wear the same hat.

I think there's pics at the bottom of this review.
Jan 28th, 2008 02:08 PM
Dr. Boogie The digitized actors were entertaining because they were so corny, and you knew that one guy played all the ninjas.

What made MK popular was the blood and the fatalities, and the fact that the game still played well for a fighter.
Jan 28th, 2008 12:22 PM
gingerninja So you didn't like the digitized actors in Mortal Kombat? I always figured that waswhat made it so popular, aside from the fatality and blood.
Anyway, great article. Where can we find the rom?
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