Feb 22nd, 2008 02:22 AM |
AlliSabbah |
I was going to suggest loading up on bath products from the doller tree and making her a basket but I see I am too late.
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Feb 17th, 2008 12:55 PM |
Zbu Manowar |
Quote:
Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God
North Carolina actually, and she's Hawaiian.
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Oh, good. For a second I thought my ex-gf was posting here. What a relief!
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Feb 13th, 2008 09:02 PM |
Dixie |
I did the total cop out thing and loaded up on bath products at the Dollar Tree and made a basket for her.
Sorry Cosmo, I'm just an American. I went to England once though. And I've never considered you creepy.
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Feb 13th, 2008 07:22 PM |
Cosmo Electrolux |
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zomboid
Pretty much every thread in here is creepy
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you are correct, Sir....
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Feb 13th, 2008 05:53 PM |
DuFresne |
omg u gaiz I LIVE IN NORTH CAROLINA!!!!
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Feb 13th, 2008 05:30 PM |
Pub Lover |
Yes, pretty much every thread in here is creepy like a giant dildo.
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Feb 13th, 2008 05:28 PM |
Pub Lover |
You mean like a giant dildo?
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Feb 13th, 2008 05:28 PM |
Zomboid |
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux
this isnt the creepy thread, douchbag.
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Pretty much every thread in here is creepy
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Feb 13th, 2008 05:26 PM |
Guitar Woman |
I mean, I'm sure sins of the flesh are great and everything, but I'd want to get something with a little more substance from all my friends at a time like this.
If I had any. ;(
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Feb 13th, 2008 05:23 PM |
executioneer |
isn't it generally claimed that sexy time is over once you get married
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Feb 13th, 2008 05:16 PM |
Guitar Woman |
So what's with the unwritten rule that it has to be some kind of sex toy
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Feb 13th, 2008 04:39 PM |
Cosmo Electrolux |
this isnt the creepy thread, douchbag.
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Feb 13th, 2008 04:34 PM |
Zomboid |
Wuh-Oh. Now he knows you're closer than he thought
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Feb 13th, 2008 04:26 PM |
Cosmo Electrolux |
Quote:
Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God
North Carolina actually, and she's Hawaiian.
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For whatever reason, I thought you were in England....man, I AM getting old....
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Feb 13th, 2008 03:35 PM |
executioneer |
something to do with necrophilia, idk
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Feb 13th, 2008 02:49 PM |
Dr. Boogie |
A riding crop, perhaps?
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Feb 13th, 2008 02:28 PM |
Dixie |
North Carolina actually, and she's Hawaiian.
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Feb 13th, 2008 02:22 PM |
Zbu Manowar |
Quote:
Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God
She's a 21 year old mortician-in-training, if that says anything. She's a strange one, but as sweet as can be. Not exactly a kitchen/cooking type though...
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Good grief, you don't live in Georgia, do you??
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Feb 13th, 2008 01:20 PM |
Pub Lover |
Things I considered to say but decided against:- A wide range of dildo joke attempts.
Sleep with her fiance.
A serious gift idea.
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Feb 13th, 2008 01:09 PM |
executioneer |
convince her not to marry, that's an even better one
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Feb 13th, 2008 12:53 PM |
Dr. Boogie |
Get her a blowup doll. It'll be a fine gag gift.
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Feb 13th, 2008 12:27 PM |
Dixie |
You guys suck at this worse than me.
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Feb 13th, 2008 12:16 PM |
HickMan |
Mario Party
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Feb 12th, 2008 04:56 PM |
Pub Lover |
A New Kids on The Block album.
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Feb 12th, 2008 04:49 PM |
executioneer |
liquor
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