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Mar 3rd, 2008 09:07 AM
Creepy-critters It's ok, you can lie ^^^^^^^
Mar 1st, 2008 04:50 PM
MarioRPG I won't lie, I enjoyed this story.
Mar 1st, 2008 02:19 PM
Fat_Hippo Yeah, and if she's catholic, she's SUPPOSED to get pregnant, so you don't even have to wear a condom. *WINK WINK*
Okay, you might have to run away to avoid child support payments, but it's worth it. Am I right or am I right?
Feb 29th, 2008 07:30 PM
Pentegarn
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Originally Posted by Creepy-critters View Post
Exactly why I said "Phail". Not that I was going to get to pork her anyways, too much of a christian uptight girl for her to spread her legs
Those are usually the ones MOST eager to spread. They get all bottled up from their upbringing and let loose in college.
Feb 29th, 2008 01:43 PM
Grislygus A few years ago, I was helping a girl google stuff to photoshop in graphics class (she was not smart), and she wanted to do a tropical island thing so I told her to do a google image search for "Tiki" and photoshop in one of the results, and the first result was underage gangbang rape hentai and I was all like, "not that one".



True story.
Feb 29th, 2008 07:56 AM
MetalMilitia My girlfriend often inquires about what exactly I'm doing on the Internet for 5 hours a night and I generally just say "nothing... really" lest she find out that I've just spent half an hour animating cats or something.

No one should ever try and explain things which happen on the internet in the context of real life because it just doesn't work. It's like the Martix - you have to see it for yourself.
Feb 29th, 2008 02:53 AM
Zomboid Don't worry about that. If they get near, we can scare them off by talking about the protoss, right Creepy-critters?
Feb 29th, 2008 02:49 AM
Esuohlim Shh they might hear you
Feb 29th, 2008 02:47 AM
Zomboid YEAH
Feb 28th, 2008 09:28 PM
Esuohlim
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Originally Posted by Creepy-critters View Post
that mysterious female population
Yeah really girls am I right
Feb 28th, 2008 09:27 PM
Tadao Oh, I see the fail now. Doesn't matter if you pork her or not, all girls talk to each other. Your fucked.
Feb 28th, 2008 08:49 PM
Creepy-critters
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Originally Posted by Emu View Post
Why the fuck is she looking at your computer
She was passing by on her way back from talking to the teacher, and I guess she wanted to know why I was laughing


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Originally Posted by Tadao View Post
So a girl leans in and talks to you and you make her feel dumb.
Exactly why I said "Phail". Not that I was going to get to pork her anyways, too much of a christian uptight girl for her to spread her legs
Feb 28th, 2008 07:42 PM
Tadao So a girl leans in and talks to you and you make her feel dumb.
Feb 28th, 2008 07:39 PM
Emu Why the fuck is she looking at your computer
Feb 28th, 2008 07:21 PM
Creepy-critters
I have traversed the boundaries of geekdom

Today I was sitting in my multimedia class. It's basically a class that focuses on introducing photoshop, and the teacher taking 2 classes to explain how to use layers "effectively".

Anyways, I usually finish the assignment within the first 10 or 15 minutes, then spend the next 45 dicking around. Today I was reading Bash.org, and couldn't help but chuckling moderately loud at some of the quotes. One of the members of that mysterious female population came over, and read over my shoulder.

"Whats leet mean?" she would prod, and "Who are the protoss?". I started to explain it, and for the first time in a while I listened to what I was saying. To me, it made sense. But she sat back down at her seat with a bewildered look on her face. That's when I realized it. I had become a casualty of the internet


Phail, utter phail

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