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May 10th, 2003 11:59 PM
AChimp Probably... but still pretty funny.
May 10th, 2003 11:36 PM
Jeanette X Looks fake.
May 10th, 2003 10:01 PM
AChimp I saw this picture years ago, and just remembered it now.

NSFW
http://fotm.rotten.com/fotm/limberoni.html
May 10th, 2003 09:40 PM
Jeanette X Is it anymore gay than a woman enjoying the taste of her own juices?
May 10th, 2003 01:35 PM
kellychaos Perhaps it won't seem so gay if you modify it a bit. When maximum flexibility has been reached, inject several mg's of novacaine into your mouth and then it will seem as though a stranger is doing it.
May 10th, 2003 01:26 PM
James Here's my theory.

See, with jerking off, it's your penis and hand. Hand touches penis, strokes it, and baby-to-be comes flying out. Not a whole lot of effort.

But if you're trying to blow yourself, you're going through a lot of trouble and practice just to feel a cock in your mouth, even if it is your own. I think it's all about the desperation that makes it seem more gay.

As for it being less gay. It's not. But I realy don't know if it's gay at all to begin with.

Just a word of advice: Don't try it when parents are home. The last thing you need to do is be doubled over upside down on the bed, and a shot of jizz hits your throat wrong, and you start coughing, falling off the bed, and your parents coming in to see if you're alright.

...So I've heard.
May 10th, 2003 11:02 AM
Queen Tonya Yay Chaos for his honesty! If I could bend that way, hell yeah!


Could someone please explain to me why fellating yourself is somehow more or less gay than masturbation??
May 7th, 2003 01:05 PM
kellychaos Goat women are horny. Get it?! Horny ... I crack myself up. :/
May 7th, 2003 01:03 PM
Jeanette X Who isn't preoccupied with sex?
May 7th, 2003 12:46 PM
sadie They often. . .may be preoccupied with a particular subject of interest.
May 7th, 2003 12:41 PM
Jeanette X

"Indrani draws up both her knees
until they nuzzle the curves of her breasts;
her feet find her lover's armpits.
Small girls love this posture,
but becoming a goddess takes a lot of practice..."- Kama Sutra
May 7th, 2003 10:33 AM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by Jeanette X
I've been doing yoga for years, and I can't give myself head. :/
But I'll bet a guy could if he worked on his flexiblity.
Ahhh ... brings to mind my teenage dreams of marrying an olympic gymnast.
May 4th, 2003 02:29 PM
Jeanette X I've been doing yoga for years, and I can't give myself head. :/
But I'll bet a guy could if he worked on his flexiblity.
May 4th, 2003 01:57 PM
Helm A smooth, bright and healthy facial complexion.
May 4th, 2003 12:31 AM
liquidstatik
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Aren't there rumors that Marilyn Manson removed his ribs for this reason?
Yes, but I don't think its true... not sure though :/

And no... I would dont suck my own dick. What would be the point in sucking your own dick?
May 3rd, 2003 08:53 PM
Esuohlim
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Originally Posted by kellychaos
A little "rib removal surgery" could accomplish the same thing if the motivation is strong enough.
Aren't there rumors that Marilyn Manson removed his ribs for this reason?
May 3rd, 2003 08:44 PM
AChimp
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...would you?
Mmmf?
May 3rd, 2003 09:55 AM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by Misinformation Man
DID YOU KNOW:

The ability to perform self-fellatio tends to be a hereditary trait that skips a generation. So if you are unable to do it, that most likely means that your father has actually attempted and succeeded!
A little "rib removal surgery" could accomplish the same thing if the motivation is strong enough. Later in life ... after the surgery ... you could taunt your full grown son by saying it's an hereditary trait and he should be able to do it. You could then conjecture that he inherited THAT gene from his mother so he'll blame HER for his ... ummm ... SHORTcomings (sp?).
May 2nd, 2003 01:39 PM
Misinformation Man DID YOU KNOW:

The ability to perform self-fellatio tends to be a hereditary trait that skips a generation. So if you are unable to do it, that most likely means that your father has actually attempted and succeeded!
May 2nd, 2003 01:23 PM
Protoclown
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Originally Posted by Royal Tenenbaum
If can let a girl put my dick in her mouth, then I should be willing to put my own dick in my mouth as well.
FAG

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Originally Posted by Royal Tenenbaum
I would never touch another penis though.
HOMOPHOBE
May 2nd, 2003 12:19 PM
Helm Oh oh! A very milky, gooey translucent tear!
May 2nd, 2003 12:04 PM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by Helm
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If I can let a girl put my dick in her mouth, then I should be willing to put my own dick in my mouth as well. I would never touch another penis though.
If you can let... rrright.
His generosity brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
May 2nd, 2003 11:53 AM
Helm
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If I can let a girl put my dick in her mouth, then I should be willing to put my own dick in my mouth as well. I would never touch another penis though.
If you can let... rrright.
May 2nd, 2003 10:41 AM
kellychaos Are you kidding me?! Between THAT, Comedy Central, the Discovery Channel and ESPN's Sportscenter ... I wouldn't leave the house ... well, except for beer runs.
May 2nd, 2003 10:28 AM
CaptainBubba So by the same logic that means that you'd be willing to let her penetrate your vagina with her cock as well?
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