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Mar 21st, 2008 09:52 PM
Colonel Flagg I'd criticize your work, Max, if I could find one abstract form of verbiage that was excessive in redundancy or loose in verisimilitude, but in fact all your free-associating obfuscations serve only to add to the greater delectability of the iambic pentameter.

Forsooth.
Mar 21st, 2008 09:05 PM
Count Mek I'm sure if I understood the things it'd be awesome man.
Mar 21st, 2008 12:53 PM
artimus Nice again, Max ^^

Introspection and Cubicle Ape were my favorites
Mar 20th, 2008 12:03 AM
Autrach Sejanoz Thanks for the explanations, Max.

Though I can't offer you money, will my soul do?
Mar 19th, 2008 04:01 PM
MLE <3 you Max
Mar 19th, 2008 03:06 PM
mburbank Too true, but then I'm always well positioned to reward myself for my own slavish loyalty.
Mar 19th, 2008 02:57 PM
Tadao You even suck up too yourself.
Mar 19th, 2008 02:56 PM
mburbank Thanks all, and who doesn't have a crush on me? I mean seriously. I am delectable.

Iron Dave and the other Dave are not only not the same Dave, they aren't based on actual people. They are more personifications of ideas. To me 'Dave' is a great every man name. Years ago I spent some time knocking around Indian reservations out in the four states area, and it seemed like every guide I met was named Dave. There's a great Kids in the Hall song, "These are the Daves I know." Joe, Johnny and Dave are my favorite anybody names.

To paraphrase a certain animated skunk, Beatpole can call me Flower if he wants to. My love embraces all.

And as far as sucking up goes, what would be the point? That being said, anyone who wants to send me money is allowed to.
Mar 16th, 2008 12:16 AM
Tetsu Deinonychus Max, I just wish I had a cappuccino to drink while enjoying this fine poetry.

Stay cool, Daddy-O! 8)
Mar 16th, 2008 12:14 AM
fiercealmond I really wasn't joking, I just went to the latest Burbank article to post it.

Although I do have quite a crush on Max
Mar 15th, 2008 12:48 PM
Tadao Oooo someone has a crush.






suck ups
Mar 15th, 2008 08:52 AM
fiercealmond I just woke up from a dream in which I was watching the spanish channel (Which I navigated with a map from Metroid) and the show I was watching mostly consisted of you walking out onto a lawn in pajamas and a bathrobe, yelling "I'm Max Burbank" at the top of your lungs, and me saying to the person watching TV with me "That lawn is in salem."
Mar 15th, 2008 12:31 AM
Jaimas
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This Beatpole fellow defies the ways of my Burbankist faith. He shall be eliminated in the quickest manner feasibly executable.
That involves tying him to a chair and kicking him down the stairs.
Mar 14th, 2008 11:09 PM
Jigby Huggletinks This Beatpole fellow defies the ways of my Burbankist faith. He shall be eliminated in the quickest manner feasibly executable.
Mar 13th, 2008 11:27 PM
Tadao You guys are all suck ups.
Mar 13th, 2008 11:24 PM
El Sammo Yeah beatpole, fuck off. I was always under the impression that poetry didn't have to have any kind of form or reason. It's called freeform I believe, I didn't pay that much attention in english class.
Mar 13th, 2008 10:01 PM
Jaimas
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It is reassuring to see that there is someone out there who is worse at poetry than I am. I mean, I've failed every poetry course I ever took in school or otherwise, but you suck. What I mean to say is, Thank You for sucking so hard. I may be laughing at you and not with you, but at least you made me laugh.
You fail.
Mar 13th, 2008 03:53 PM
Colonel Flagg Pontificating,
Overbearing, Self-serving,
Pretentious beatpole.
Mar 13th, 2008 06:16 AM
El Sammo I've always hated Elmo. It's my opinion that he's responsible for Grovers crack addiction. How else is he to cope with the pain of knowing he's been replaced by that high-voiced annoying jackass? There is no other way, that's how. It's been proven scientifically. By scientists.
Mar 13th, 2008 12:04 AM
executioneer i'd say beatpole IS another whipping boy

discuss
Mar 12th, 2008 11:43 PM
whoareyou actually beatpole I passed all of my poetry classes(high school and college levels) and Max is a damn fine poet in the david sedaris vein. Witch City is fantastic. my personal favorite.
Mar 12th, 2008 09:19 PM
JoeyJoJoJr The best poetry comes from the most troubled minds, I love it Max
Mar 12th, 2008 09:09 PM
Tadao
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Originally Posted by beatpole View Post
It is reassuring to see that there is someone out there who is worse at poetry than I (am) <--redundant.
(I mean,)<--redundant
I've failed every poetry course I have ever took in school or otherwise, (but) <--no need for this you suck. (What I mean to say is,) <-- you like to hear yourself talk (Thank You for sucking so hard.) <--already established I may be laughing at you and not with you, (but at least you made me laugh.) <--redundant
Wow, you suck.
Mar 12th, 2008 08:54 PM
beatpole It is reassuring to see that there is someone out there who is worse at poetry than I am. I mean, I've failed every poetry course I ever took in school or otherwise, but you suck. What I mean to say is, Thank You for sucking so hard. I may be laughing at you and not with you, but at least you made me laugh.
Mar 12th, 2008 07:52 PM
Pentegarn I agree, Elmo DID ruin Sesame Street
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