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May 15th, 2013 06:17 AM
Kitsa Something about trying to hang onto a spinning wooden wheel about 50 feet from the ground, parallel, just trying not to get flung off. Sucked.
May 11th, 2013 11:02 AM
Kitsa I had a dream where someone showed Samuel J Jackson a documentary on bronyism and he took deep personal offense to it. He made it a personal crusade to break into the houses of bronies and scare them in an attempt to snap them out of it.

I've forgotten a lot of the dream but there was one part where he broke into a guy's apartment dressed as Jules from Pulp Fiction, slapped a guy wearing a Rainbow Dash hoodie and yelled YOU A GROWN-ASS MAN.
May 4th, 2013 05:24 AM
10,000 Volt Ghost I had this dream where I stopped these teens from mugging this old lady. Then I bear the shit out of the teens. While I had one of them in a headlock some more thug teens showed up to the fight. I kicked them in their asses while having the first one still in the headlock. Then I kicked that first teen in the ass too.

I thinm I'm just getting old now which is prompting the teen beatage.

GET OFF MY LAWN
May 2nd, 2013 04:32 PM
Tadao Ive been heavily invested in hockey and the show The Following. Last night I dreamt that a cult of five or six people in all black with ski masks had someone pinned down on the ice and covered so that you couldnt see them. There were puck size holes cut into the cover and everytime a team on tv won, they would shoot a puck into the hole and kill the person they had pinned down.
Jan 27th, 2013 07:47 PM
Nick I dreamed about Phil Hartman the other day. I had dreamed that he had some how managed to avoid being murdered by his wife or that we had brought him back to life. Then we needed to figure out a way to come up with an excuse to explain away why he would fake his death or pretend to be dead for so long. Jon Lovitz was basically no help at all.

I have no idea why I would dream about any of that. It was weird.
Jan 23rd, 2013 10:31 PM
Kitsa Something about being around a crowd of Harvard assholes and making the bad decision to find common ground by telling them I had also gone to an ivy-league school. But they didn't think my school was cool so it was just sort of pointless pretentiousness.
Dec 7th, 2012 07:23 AM
kahljorn ill give her a spunk team snake
Dec 6th, 2012 02:30 PM
Mike Tobacco He or she, you really have to love and trust someone before you let them give you a steampunk snake.
Dec 5th, 2012 08:32 PM
Kitsa I think he is a she
Dec 5th, 2012 07:56 PM
kahljorn he was living inside of it and it had a library and scones inside of it :O
Dec 5th, 2012 04:42 PM
Tadao Interesting how you make no mention of what this incredible snake was doing or what you did with it. Was that all you could remember about it? That would suck, having a steampunk animal would be way more fun than drinking tea and reading.
Dec 5th, 2012 10:23 AM
replicant Dreamed last night that I lived in a living Steampunk snake. I was sitting in the library sipping tea, pouring over books and eating scones.
Dec 2nd, 2012 12:22 PM
Kitsa Dreamed I was in a car and suddenly Jeff Bridges and some woman drove past in a jeep filled with giant watermelons, some cut into the shape of a headless and armless torso. Whoever was driving the car yelled, FOLLOW JEFF BRIDGES, and we were off to what was like the world's biggest outdoor summertime festival or something.

The path leading to the festival was covered with green outdoor carpeting and ramped upward sharply, and as I got to the top I saw that it was one of those giant slides like you see at carnivals, and they were routing people down the two staircases on either side of it. There was also apparently a BMX competition going on, and the kids were tear-assing down the slide as a ramp. My daughter started to wander over to go down the slide and one of the kids on bikes about came down on top of her, causing me to make a grab for her and go tumbling down the slide myself.

Didn't see Jeff Bridges again, but there was some Amish kid in a tent selling all of the old furniture we had in our house growing up, right down to knicknacks I forgot even existed. My mom was in one of the tents looking at our old kitchen table from 30 years ago, saying she thought she remembered seeing it somewhere before.
Dec 1st, 2012 06:23 PM
dextire I really want to hear that song and speech.
Dec 1st, 2012 01:36 PM
Kitsa I dreamed that I had to give some big speech-type presentation on what I think was guacamole. It included a musical number. There was a steady stream of advisers coming to my old house, including BD Wong and a high school teacher of mine who died the year I graduated. I was laughing because I could not figure out why anyone wanted me to give a speech and sing a song about guacamole, or take it that seriously.
Dec 1st, 2012 01:50 AM
darkvare this is not a dream but my brother attacked me with a pillow last night :/ i hope for his sake he was sleeping or else
Nov 30th, 2012 05:24 PM
Mad Melvin I dreamt that the tip of my penis fell off. I was not happy about this.
Nov 26th, 2012 02:51 AM
kahljorn
Nov 26th, 2012 02:36 AM
darkvare i bought a men's magazine and has a tutorial of how to have dreams with chicks in the magazines i'm gonna try that shit tonight
Nov 25th, 2012 12:47 PM
Kitsa that'll do it
Nov 25th, 2012 01:39 AM
dextire I finally had a weird dream! I got tazed at jury duty for shooting someone with a nerf gun. I grabbed an old guy with pacemaker while being shocked and it killed him. So I had to stand trial for involuntary manslaughter that same day to a judge in a purple ape suit.
Turns out fever plus cold medicine makes for weird dreams.
Nov 24th, 2012 09:31 AM
Kitsa Bunch of mini-dreams about alterations my grandmother made to her house. Her house is a lot like the Winchester mansion irl, so all of it seems perfectly likely.

The first dream, she became obsessed by the idea that someone might sit on her white living-room furniture, so she walled off the whole room and painted the wall bright blue.

In the second dream, she replaced half of her bedroom floor with a trampoline. Because the carpet was covered in about 6 inches of dust and because the trampoline fabric was the same color as the carpet, I didn't realize it at first until I was sinking down into it. It got more transparent the further down you went so I could see the basement below and I was pinwheeling my arms thinking wtf.

The third was of me being awakened by the son of the woman who goes to her house to cut her hair, and wondering why the hell she was having her hair cut at 3 in the morning.

No idea why I would have all of these dreams, but like I said the odds of one of these events happening irl are not negligible.
Nov 7th, 2012 07:11 AM
Kitsa Something about Uganda selling some sort of shitty substandard chocolate to flood the Greek market (?). I have a vague recollection of someone opening a bag and peeling it away from a large, melted cluster of chocolate balls that looked like grapes.
Nov 4th, 2012 07:52 AM
Kitsa Dreamed that, not only had mr kitsa never gotten rid of an apartment he kept in a super 8 motel, but had forgotten he still owed rent and was several years in arrears. The whole place had become overrun by roaches and there were even rats in the microwave. Much of the dream was me trying to see if anything was salvageable before the place was bulldozed.
Nov 1st, 2012 03:49 PM
kahljorn get a pet oppossum
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