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May 7th, 2003 09:37 AM
Captain Robo OH WELL IN THAT CASE DO IT LIKE A CHIMNEY.
May 7th, 2003 03:01 AM
Jebus I don't know how much they spent but I do know i'll never let my girlfriend touch marijuana. It might impregnate her.
May 7th, 2003 12:45 AM
sadie i heard recently that those ads were being pulled due to ineffectiveness. i wonder how much money the government wasted on those jewels.
May 7th, 2003 12:40 AM
Les Waste Terrorists don't make the hookahs, dumbass

When I saw Dave Chappelle, he told this joke:
"You know what commercials I hate? Those anti-drug commercials that say marijuana supports terrorism. Like that one 'this is the joint that Timmy bought from the cartel who killed Karen's family' or something. Who the hell buys weed from a cartel? I've never went up to Pablo Escobar one night and said 'Excuse me sir, I have a request. Me and my fellows here are interested in purchasing a nickel bag for the evening. I don't know if you do sales that big.'"

I guess you had to be there.
May 6th, 2003 11:50 PM
Captain Robo THAT'S RIGHT, KEEP BUYING THE EXPENSIVE HOOKAHS.

THAT WAY THE TERRORISTS CAN PROFIT FROM BOTH THE DRUGS AND THE MEANS OF DOING THEM.
May 6th, 2003 11:49 PM
sadie my dad has this hookah he got while he was stationed in turkey in the early '60s. it's red velvet. one day, i'm gonna "borrow" it while he's out of town. :P
May 6th, 2003 11:38 PM
Anonymous hypothesis confirmed
May 6th, 2003 11:17 PM
Jeanette X
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chojin
are you stupid?
No Choj, I am not stupid, but I have Asperger's Syndrome and thus do not always properly understand communication, thank you very much!
May 6th, 2003 11:05 PM
whoreable So you were talking to me?
May 6th, 2003 11:01 PM
Anonymous are you stupid?
May 6th, 2003 10:47 PM
Jeanette X me too
Quote:
noobe_himself@hotmail.com

If you want me to come, email me details

popntemp@yahoo.com
Are you guys talking to me?
May 6th, 2003 10:27 PM
noob3 me too

noobe_himself@hotmail.com
May 6th, 2003 10:18 PM
Anonymous If you want me to come, email me details

popntemp@yahoo.com
May 6th, 2003 07:07 PM
Les Waste I would fucking love to go to an illegal hookah party

How much did you pay for it? Those things are fucking expensive, but I imagine you can get a good deal from eBay.

I would come, especially since I'm only about five hours away, but I'll be working at a bowling alley non-stop all summer to pay for the fact that having hookah parties can fuck with your student loans
May 6th, 2003 07:06 PM
The Retro Kat Hookahs suck. It would have to be a damn damn huge one for it to work. Bongs are the song.
May 6th, 2003 07:01 PM
Jeanette X
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sethomas
Warrior Princess doesn't want to come to my party. I will have cake and balloons for the teetotalers.
Aww, don't take offense. I can't attend because I have to slay the monsters that have kidnapped Gabrielle, my sidekick and significant other.

May 6th, 2003 06:34 PM
Sethomas I live so far from civilization that my the walk to my mailbox is five minutes on a private gravel driveway. Anything silent enough to not be heard two miles away is legal.

Warrior Princess doesn't want to come to my party.
I will have cake and balloons for the teetotalers.
May 6th, 2003 06:17 PM
noob3 is this a legal hookah party? or the illeagal sorts? :o
May 6th, 2003 05:46 PM
Jeanette X Thanks Proto, but I wasn't planning on attending.
May 6th, 2003 05:41 PM
Protoclown You got any room for a total square who doesn't drink or smoke and is pretty shy and uneasy around new people at your party?
May 6th, 2003 05:34 PM
sadie one side will make you grow taller, and the other side will make you grow shorter.
May 6th, 2003 05:26 PM
Sethomas
Hookah Party

So, I've got a hookah from eBay coming my way in the mail. I just need to get hoses and shisha and booze and charcoals and friends. So, I made a goal of sorts. Next week I'm hoping to start summer classes at IU Bloomington, likely Fencing and Latin. With fencing my plans are to be skilled enough with an epée that I can fold the intestines of my enemies like oragami, and I also wish to become physically fit so that the females will want to shower me with champaigne and their tongues. I figure that I'm good enough at run-on sentences, I should be able to achieve this. Third point of interest is that the hot tub chez moi is now functional.

The power of these three facts combined is that I wish to have a Hookah Bathtub Party when I'm done with my summer classes, likely around the third weekend of June. I will have things for everyone! Smoking for the smokers! Tubbing for the tubbers! Pizza for the hungry! Bachlawa for all! Reindeer for the Lapps!

So, mark your calendars for sometime in June, because attendence is required of those of you who don't suck.

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