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Sep 23rd, 2010 03:13 PM
Shadowdancer21b Bling water was invented by brilliant ass-holes.
Jul 13th, 2009 07:00 PM
A Bad Enough Dude There was this great Conan O'Brian where we discovered that all bottled waters are actually filled by a single fat man sitting in the back of the studio while laughing maniacally and stuffing his face with potato chips.
Jun 27th, 2009 09:36 PM
rocko i wont lie, fiji water does taste really good (if you think water has no taste, i beg to differ, taste arizona water). but really, what's the point of forking so much money. just buy yourself a good water filter system. youre already paying a water bill, make ir work for you.
May 14th, 2009 11:24 PM
makaikishi If I know someone who only drinks these f'king expensive bottled waters, I'm never going to speak with that person again...
Dec 10th, 2008 06:27 PM
Popsicle I mean it, hes my bestest friend |
Dec 10th, 2008 06:27 PM
Popsicle Don't make fun of fred
Sep 26th, 2008 08:55 AM
btraz70 Damm "wobzire", there goes my million dollar idea
Sep 25th, 2008 01:10 PM
wobzire http://www.wcbs880.com/pages/2989391.php?
Sep 25th, 2008 01:06 PM
btraz70 I'm gonna start my own water company. It'll be called "just plain old tap" It's for all those people who like the convenience of water in a bottle but aren't stupid enough to act like their getting anything else anyway.
May 28th, 2008 08:06 PM
Duct Tape Ninja I put liquor in Fred and started driving, I got pulled over and exclaimed, "It's just water" Cool thing is, I got away with it.
Apr 22nd, 2008 07:45 PM
simogene Proud to say I drink whatever's cheepest. (Our tap water isn't what I'd call good.)

But I think I shall start naming my water. Like this bottle I'm drinking here, this is now Larry. mmm... Larry, you're refreshing!
Apr 18th, 2008 09:35 AM
Count Mek Woah, I'm drinking good ol' tap water, and it doesn't have a commmenor name like Fred, pfft. ŽŽ
Great article though XD
Apr 16th, 2008 11:40 PM
El Sammo Deer Park should be called Deer Piss. That's what it is, ya'know. Deer Piss.
Apr 15th, 2008 07:52 AM
0dd1 My sister drinks tthat Fiji Water. Unfortunately, she always gets nearly killed by the bettas she puts in it :-)
Apr 14th, 2008 07:36 PM
Arrrrr You guys forgot Evian -- which is literally "naive" spelled backwards.
Apr 14th, 2008 05:09 PM
MissEvie I live in Michigan, my water comes piped in from Lake Erie. At home I drink from the tap. I drink bottled water at work because the building is old and the pipes leave black flecks in the water. We buy the bottled water in bulk and store brand from Sam's club.

And yes I was wondering about the "Taint" water too.
Apr 14th, 2008 06:46 AM
OxBlood Strange Bottles you have over there...I love water, since it is the best liquid there is, but I donīt give too much though about if itīs from some lake in france or from our own springs...itīs just water and water is good.
Apr 14th, 2008 12:30 AM
panther3k Great piece...

i used to date a guy who drank only fiji water. i kind of always thought he was a douchebag and now your article confirmed it. :D
Apr 13th, 2008 11:55 PM
Jaimas I'm amazed you didn't slam-dunk Deer Park.
Apr 13th, 2008 09:24 AM
Terror Dino What i find funny is that Aveta apperently comes from ireland yet isnt in any shop over here that i've been in. Wouldnt it be cheaper to produce for the home market rather then to ship the water over the water to the states? But then again this world is full crazy shit like that. Well that or really its just some guy (named Bob) filling the bottles from the mains laughing like a mainac. Thanking only fools and horses for this excillent idea.

God Damn Bob!
Apr 13th, 2008 08:54 AM
Cpt. Beardless Whoa, some of those bottles are awesome! I'd buy them without the water if it was possible. Also, I need a Fred just so I can go around thirsty girls offering them some "Fred"(it's awesome because I'M Fred).

I'm more of a tap water person, bottled water just has a bad taste or in most cases, it's carbonated.
Apr 13th, 2008 07:18 AM
Mintrude Le Bleu might be one of the funniest things I've seen in my life.
Apr 13th, 2008 05:27 AM
Dungeonbrownies heavy water, all, the isotopes...
but whenever i travel overseas,
i usually drink "Le Vie" water
Apr 13th, 2008 03:22 AM
autodidact Call me a snob, but I prefer heavy water.


look it up
Apr 13th, 2008 02:05 AM
KillerMcGee flouride is evil.
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