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May 3rd, 2008 01:13 AM
gr8bishie I recall collecting jellyfish corpses on the beach and placing them on the chairs of my classmates. Everyone had jellyass! But I forgot to omit my chair from the jelly-ing. I didn't get caught, though.
Apr 18th, 2008 09:10 AM
Count Mek Most awesome article ever, Max =D
Apr 11th, 2008 07:43 PM
JJ the Jetplane I also firmly believe that jellyfish will one day walk among us, but do not despair, comrades! By the time they are able to to get up onto land, I will be living on the moon, drinking juice boxes every day for the rest of my life. Meanwhile, I will look down on you and laugh at the horrible jellyfish death delivered to you!!!



Okay, maybe YOU should despair... oh well.
Apr 11th, 2008 12:57 PM
Colonel Flagg
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Lab coat is optional.
The hell it is. I refuse to turn my head and cough for anybody not wearing a lab coat. But if you are wearing one, grope all you like.
I beg your pardon. But consider this; the typical lab coat has slits in the fabric on the side instead of pockets. So think of this the next time your physician dons a pair of latex-free gloves ....
Apr 11th, 2008 10:47 AM
Dimnos "Pickles on Burgers will increase your life expectancy by 54% and also helps to ward off Zombie attacks" - Jaimas

Does it have to dill or sweet? or does it matter? In terms of zombie warding
Apr 11th, 2008 12:52 AM
Jaimas SCIENCE FACT: Pickles on Burgers will increase your life expectancy by 54% and also helps to ward off Zombie attacks.
Apr 10th, 2008 10:47 PM
Dungeonbrownies by jove, this really is one of your better pieces.
and as for jellyfish,
they would make awesome pets if only someone sold thm.
like seamonkeys, except cooler,
because you can put lil strobe lights into the tanks,
and play some heavy techno and have a rave.
Apr 10th, 2008 06:52 PM
RaxaR how I would love to sit in or one of your field trip groups.




any suggestions for a young scientist attempting to preserve living humans in jars? I was reallly close to success last week, but the bitch had her cell phone and called the cops to let her out......
Apr 10th, 2008 06:10 PM
Nick Poor Weinstein.
Apr 10th, 2008 05:19 PM
Sleazeappeal SCIENCE ETHICS QUERY! If I put a hamster in the payload of an Estes Model rocket and fly it, does that make me a bad person?

If it does then it makes Jor-El a MONSTER!
Apr 10th, 2008 04:08 PM
SunnyD My cousin was stung by a dead jelly fish lying on the beach. THEY'RE STARTING TO CRAWL ON LAND PEOPLE!

Also, can I have a juicebox for that?
Apr 10th, 2008 02:53 PM
Mockery
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Lab coat is optional.
The hell it is. I refuse to turn my head and cough for anybody not wearing a lab coat. But if you are wearing one, grope all you like.
Apr 10th, 2008 02:45 PM
GingerGrrl22 As a person with Aspergers, I am constantly going around telling people that Pluto is not a planet. I'mma gonna print this article out and shove it the faces of all those normal-ass bastards!!!
Apr 10th, 2008 02:30 PM
Tom Foolery SCIENCE FACT: The scientist really never does get the girl.
Apr 10th, 2008 02:14 PM
Colonel Flagg I am amazed by these scientific facts that before this day somehow slipped my understanding. You may not exactly have a "PhD" or an "MD" but in my book, you're a real swell "Doctor" anyway.

PS - I have it on good authority that the only thing you really need to be a "doctor" is a pair of real thick glasses and a pocket protector. Lab coat is optional.
Apr 10th, 2008 12:48 PM
Icculus "Gin makes many medicines work better" - this is true but side effects in women can include loss of bladder control, narcolepsy, and anal.
Apr 10th, 2008 12:35 PM
Fufuless Hey look, it's an orange Quagsire.
Apr 10th, 2008 12:13 PM
Dimnos Max you are my hero! I can only imagine and thank your for the countless lives you saved with science headline the fifth. You sir are a true humanitarian and disserve the Nobel Prize.
Apr 10th, 2008 11:46 AM
Ashmodai Good god! There was so much science in that article my brain almost exploded. On an interesting side note, my family was killed by jellyfish, and I have sworn a vendetta. The bastards...oh, the bastards...
Apr 10th, 2008 11:40 AM
Protoclown Holy shit, Max, that was awesome! I would love to see more of these Science Facts someday!
Apr 10th, 2008 06:16 AM
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