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[QUOTE=Pentegarn;561185]A couple of things here
 
That is a 2.5 lb. ABC plastic valve Kidde brand extinguisher. Judging by the lable, it is either a 2006 or 2007 model most likely, so it is not too old to be of any use. That said, whatever you do with it, don't bother with any fire larger than a trashcan fire, because it isn't really useful for anything bigger unless you are highly trained in fighting fires, like a profesional firefighter.
 
Things that an ABC extinguisher can be used for that aren't fire relaated.
 
-It can be used as an herbacide
-It can temporarily blind someone
-It can temporarily cause difficulty in breathing in enclosed spaces
-It can cause any electronic machinery it is discharged on to be forever destroyed. (I have gone through several radios because of ABC powder)
 
Shooting it with a bullet at point blank range: You would actually be in more danger from the bullet ricocheting than from any sort of explosion. The "Video game exploding fire extinguisher" trick only causes a big explosion on high PSI cylanders, at least 500+ PSI. 
 
DO NOT USE THIS ON ANY CHLORINE PRODUCTS!!!! I see these things hung up in department store pool chemical aisles and blood shoots out of my eyes. You will cause a very dangerous gas to expel should you do this.
 
Fun things you could do with it
-It makes a cool yellow smoke effect
-You can write your name in some guy's yard with it
-You can shoot it on snow, that always looks odd
 
Or on a simple practical level, you could use it for if you ever have a kitchen fire. It is good until at least 2011. After that, it might still work, but it can never be serviced because repressurizing a plastic valve extinguisher can cause it to explode. While that wouldn't kill you, it could embed a piece of the plastic into your eye.[/QUOTE]

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Jun 20th, 2008 10:06 PM

Colonelclusterfuck

Don't listen to the warning signs on the bottle,

quickly, puncture it!

Jun 20th, 2008 02:35 PM

Mockery

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover

Hindenburg photo

Holy shit pub, that's hilarious. That's one of my favorite facial expressions that she makes, and as Boogie put it, that captures the mood of the Hindenburg disaster perfectly.

I think that needs to be a new series of photos here on the forum: Re pouting at disaster scenes.

Jun 20th, 2008 09:27 AM

Creepy-critters

Quote:

Originally Posted by Girl Drink Drunk

It really wasn't that great to begin with.

I was aware of that. I just didn't think the thread could get any more "wtf?"

Jun 19th, 2008 09:48 PM

Chojin

hahaha :<

Jun 19th, 2008 05:36 PM

Pub Lover

Jun 19th, 2008 05:11 PM

Girl Drink Drunk

It really wasn't that great to begin with.

Jun 19th, 2008 05:09 PM

executioneer

oh, the humanity of it all

Jun 19th, 2008 11:58 AM

Creepy-critters

Well, this thread went the way of the Hindenburg

Jun 19th, 2008 12:14 AM

liquidstatik

wtf :<

Jun 19th, 2008 12:14 AM

liquidstatik

Jun 18th, 2008 11:01 PM

Evil Robot

Why dont we lube that bitch up and take turns sticking it up each others asses?

Jun 17th, 2008 02:52 PM

Tadao

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69699135

Jun 17th, 2008 02:47 PM

MLE

Dude, you've lost this battle. Willie's the only important one named 'willie'

Jun 17th, 2008 09:56 AM

Girl Drink Drunk

In Willie's case, yes he can.

Jun 17th, 2008 09:32 AM

LordSappington

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao

The only one that matters, so not you.

Dude, it's I-Mockery's forums. Nobody here can take that claim.

Jun 17th, 2008 12:07 AM

Tadao

The only one that matters, so not you.

Jun 17th, 2008 12:04 AM

LordSappington

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao

Watch out William, he pilots a ROFLCopter! OMFGTISF!!11!

Whoa whoa whoa, which William are you talking to here? There are MORE of me?!

Jun 16th, 2008 11:46 PM

MattJack

OH DAMN NO U DIDNNNNNN

Jun 16th, 2008 10:14 PM

dj bastard

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington

'We'? This is your first post on this thread.

If you gonna bitch about mistakes start with your parents.

Jun 16th, 2008 10:14 PM

Tadao

Watch out William, he pilots a ROFLCopter! OMFGTISF!!11!

Jun 16th, 2008 09:58 PM

executioneer

don't sass me cuntsmell

Jun 16th, 2008 08:49 PM

LordSappington

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer

we've already been over why that is a lame idea in this thread

'We'? This is your first post on this thread.

Jun 16th, 2008 07:51 PM

MetalMilitia

I still think there is something to be said for using it to extinguish a fire.

Jun 16th, 2008 07:49 PM

Tadao

It's not lame if it's at point blank range. Yeah, it might not exlpode but he may still get hurt, and that's a chance I'm willing to take.

Jun 16th, 2008 07:41 PM

executioneer

we've already been over why that is a lame idea in this thread

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