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Feb 13th, 2009 06:35 PM
TCG358 Sho Nuff from the Last Dragon
Feb 10th, 2009 03:07 AM
Seed of Cthulhu (or SoC) Waaaaaaaaiiiiiiit a second... where the hell is Rhodes from Day of the Dead? He had asshole written all over him!

And also, don't forget Cap. Vidal from Pan's Labyrinth. As with typical Fascists, he just metaphorically screams, "ASSHOLE!"
Jan 27th, 2009 11:47 PM
cujo Ahahaha! What a great list of A-holes! The best one in my opinion is Milton Dammers. He was such a class A Asshole that he was so perfect for that role!
Dec 6th, 2008 01:22 AM
ZeldaQueen Great list! I'm amazed (and thrilled) that you've got Bluto on there.

A few suggestions of mine: Biff Tanon and all of his variations from the Back to the Future triology (Micheal J. Fox really meets some jerks in his movies, huh?)

Also, Bud Frump, from How to Succeed in Business Without Even Trying.
Nov 29th, 2008 11:11 AM
Muscle_Bomber_Uno Call him lame if you want, but I always thought Ivan Ooze from the Power Rangers movie was a total ass.
Nov 28th, 2008 01:28 PM
jo8136 McFly: The Ramones do rock so hard and that dumbass principal could not feel the punk!
Nov 2nd, 2008 08:53 PM
tencentnever How has no one metioned OTTO from BEETLEJUICE? That one seems so obvious! He made me angry just to look at!
Sep 30th, 2008 06:18 AM
Captain PirateFace Do you ever have a list of "Non-Movie Assholes"? Because I would love to be on that list yo.
Sep 5th, 2008 01:41 PM
TuxKamen I wanted to toss a couple your way, also. Curtis Mooney from Killer Klowns from Outer Space was definitely an asshole, and a paranoid one at that. He refused to believe there was an alien clown invasion right up until the rubber nose was staring him in the face. Also, Dean Wormer from Animal House... actually, just about any Dean from any college movie would fit here, I think.

Excellent article, I clicked on it especially after I saw R.J. Fletcher's face on the link.
Aug 18th, 2008 04:22 PM
laserpotato Walter Peck appeared in an episode of The Real Ghostbusters as well.
Aug 7th, 2008 06:08 PM
Atari At the risk of seeming obnoxious, the quote from the Frighteners is, "violation of my territorial bubble," and the only reason I mention it is because those particular words are different than what you usually hear, and a further credit to the quote.
Aug 7th, 2008 04:37 PM
rocko after watching the dark knight, the joker!
professor klump's evil alter ego buddy lover from "nutty professor"
the butcher from "gangs of new york"
Jul 18th, 2008 03:01 PM
rocko a few more assholes:
Castor Troy from "faceoff", does it matter if he's played by travolta or cage? hell no!!
Ernie Mccraken from "kingpin" bill murray does a heck of a good job playing this asshole who breaks our heroe's wrist!
dorian from "the Mask" specially after he wears the mask!!
and of course, eric cartman
Jul 17th, 2008 01:36 PM
Mr T L Wolf I've got a pair of assholes no one's mentioned. The Vega Brothers.

Vic Vega appears in Reservoir Dogs. Now, shooting an innocent clerk, kidnapping a police officer, cutting off his ear (while DANCING to Stealer's Wheel, no less), and dousing him in gasoline are bad. The jewel in the asshole crown, however, is his first appearance in the movie. We first see Vega leaning against a hearse with a Big Kahuna Burger cup in his hand. Shortly afterwards, he shows Mr. White and Mr. Pink the cop he kidnapped. This means on the way to the hideout, he went through a Big Kahuna drive-thru with a kidnapped cop in his trunk.

Vincent Vega appears in Pulp Fiction. Throughout the course of the movie, Vincent dismisses any sort of spiritual talk from Jules, shoots Marvin in the head and immediately palms off any sort of responsibility, chastises the man responsible for helping them out for not saying please, sticks Jules on the harder of the two cleanup tasks, calls Butch a palooka (term for a boxer taking a dive), again insults anything Jules has to tell him, insults the waiter at Jack Rabbit Slim's and the five-dollar shake on the menu, leaves high-grade heroin in the coat he gives to Mia, and crashes his car on Lance's house after Lance told him to stay away. This is all in chronological order, not in assholishness order or movie order.
Jul 12th, 2008 08:17 AM
DALI-II We can't deny it any longer people.

Colonel Dietrich is the best movie asshole.
Jul 10th, 2008 03:38 AM
Chapless I would have to say Werner Herzog in Julien-Donkey Boy. Mostly because he tried to make his son wear his dead mother's wedding dress and dance with him for $5.
Jul 9th, 2008 11:50 AM
Rebel Without a Sauce Some people here need to tighten their definition of "movie asshole" just that little bit.

Kurt Fuller has always played a splendid asshole over the years. He truly has honed the skills of being kind of a jerk and having a jerk-like face... but he's still a professional. [
Jul 6th, 2008 07:39 AM
Flashman Obadiah Hakeswill from Sharpe
Jul 6th, 2008 01:34 AM
K-Mort Couple more:

-R. Lee Ermey as Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in Full Metal Jacket
-Fisher Stevens as 'The Plague'/the corporate hacker/security guru from Hackers
Jul 5th, 2008 09:41 PM
Count Mek What about that REALLY Christian women from The Mist? She was the biggest assshole I've ever seen. D:
Jul 5th, 2008 08:27 PM
rocko continuing with my choice for assholes
instructor zim from "starship troopers" for throwing a knife at ace's hand with the argument that "enemy cant press the button if you disable his hand". he had a point, but that doesnt take away the fact that he's an asshole
king edward I from "braveheart"
devo from "friday"
mr burns from "the simpsons"
pretty much everyone that picks on bobby boucher on "the waterboy" but specially Coach Red Beaulieu
tony montana
Jul 5th, 2008 04:25 PM
Obscurus Lupa I was so glad to see The Frighteners mentioned here. I love that movie.
Jul 5th, 2008 10:24 AM
XtinaxFan Agent Smith from the Matrix films! The burly brawl scene alone surely warrants him a place and of course his constant asshole-ish dialogue especially in that scene from the first film with Morpheus when he's ranting about mankind: "I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it"
Jul 5th, 2008 02:34 AM
Ubiq Older Films
Mr. Potter from "It's A Wonderful Life". The Alpha and Omega of rich, business tycoon assholes.
Lord Ravenhurst from "The Court Jester" will finish you off with a mere snap of his fingers.
While somewhat likable, Max Bialystock from "The Producers" ought to qualify just for preying on the loneliness of little old ladies.

Modern Films
Biff Tannen, any age.
Cloverfield. Pick a character, any character.
Mr. Teatime from "The Hogfather".

The E-XTREME sports punks who listen to Wilson Phillips from "Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle".
The entire bridge and gunnery crews of Spaceball One, literally.
Jul 4th, 2008 10:00 PM
rocko finally someone who mentions sgt hartmann from full metal jacket
other assholes worth considering:
the captain from "pan's labyrinth" i mean, he smashes a dude's face with a gun!
javier bardem's character in "no country for old men" for shooting people with a compressor and just being all psychotic
idi amin dada from "the last king of scotland" though not a swacko as the real amin, he dismembers onw of his wives for being unfaithful, and to make it worse she was pregnant.
although he's been mentioned in another article, definately ichi the killer!
and who could forget steve stifler!
white from "dodgeball"
the mongolian dude from "the quest" which after bloodsport is van damme's best movie!!
definately jp from "grandma's boy" adios turdnuggets!!
and that's all for now!! to protoclown, you should definately consider the assholes thing as a long term project, it's just too many assholes to mention.
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