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| Jul 28th, 2008 03:23 PM | ||
| Fathom Zero |
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| Jul 26th, 2008 10:05 PM | ||
| LordSappington | Do we really need more forums about wanking on the internet? :P | |
| Jul 26th, 2008 08:33 PM | ||
| Sacks | Where is noob3 man we need some sweet syrup. | |
| Jul 26th, 2008 08:22 PM | ||
| Tadao | Everything about him screams "Look at me! I'll make you laugh one day!".Then you read the text he writes and just feel robbed. | |
| Jul 26th, 2008 08:15 PM | ||
| Jules Samza |
NO I'M NOT. I HATE YOU.I...WILLL...NOT...CRY-WANK MYSELF...TO SLEEP...TOOLATE. GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD |
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| Jul 26th, 2008 08:07 PM | ||
| Sacks | What a hoot that guy is. | |
| Jul 26th, 2008 04:44 PM | ||
| Jules Samza |
FGSFDS I can't believe you're actually thinking abut what crap tastes like. But for the record, it probably tastes like cheap hookers. |
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| Jul 26th, 2008 01:12 PM | ||
| LordSappington |
.... huh. What kind of bitter? |
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| Jul 26th, 2008 05:42 AM | ||
| Sacks | This question bothered me to the point where I found some guy eating his own shit on webcam and asked him straight up. He said it was very bitter. | |
| Jul 25th, 2008 06:12 PM | ||
| executioneer | my dad used to tell me that joke and i am almost positive he's never read vonnegut | |
| Jul 25th, 2008 03:19 AM | ||
| Sethomas | Timequake, I think? | |
| Jul 24th, 2008 04:25 PM | ||
| LordSappington |
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| Jul 24th, 2008 09:50 AM | ||
| McClain |
Funny how most people have no clue what feces actually taste like, yet we cite its flavor on a frequent basis. "This meatloaf tastes like shit." Maybe next time you hear someone compare their food to feces you'd be qualified in asking, "You've eaten shit?" Reminds me of that line from Happy Gilmore. Shooter McGavin: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast. Happy Gilmore: [laughing] You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? Shooter McGavin: No... I... |
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| Jul 24th, 2008 12:45 AM | ||
| Sethomas |
Punchline from a joke I got from Kurt Vonnegut: This tastes like moose shit! ...but it's good! It's good! |
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| Jul 23rd, 2008 11:48 PM | ||
| LordSappington |
I guess it'd vary by what they last ate. You may or may not consider it lucky if they ate a lot of corn, I guess. But you can probably find some hooker and ask her. |
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| Jul 23rd, 2008 05:18 PM | ||
| Windmill_Man |
Ask him.
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| Jul 20th, 2008 03:38 AM | ||
| liquidstatik |
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| Jul 20th, 2008 03:20 AM | ||
| pac-man | Couldn't taste worst than mee krob. Cartman said he'd rather eat a whole steamy bucket of shit than another plate of mee krob. | |
| Jul 20th, 2008 02:18 AM | ||
| liquidstatik | WHAT | |
| Jul 20th, 2008 01:57 AM | ||
| Hangie |
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| Jul 19th, 2008 10:00 PM | ||
| Sethomas |
Analytically! The fibrous pulp that constitutes a stool would have been neutralized for any outstanding flavor tendencies by digestion, I assume. Because low pH is associated with sour taste, I would guess that any residual HCl in the fiber would cause a mildly acrid sour response on the tongue. However, because upwards of 30% of stool mass is actually expelled bowel flora I would suspect that any flavor would be dominated by the characteristics of the organisms living inside of you, the composition of which has the potential to change very rapidly and drastically. It's the respiratory waste of these organisms, particularly e. coli, that are responsible for fecal matter's terrible smell. Human gas waste products, which I think are mostly small-chain alkanes, are not by themselves olfactory reactive (the molecules are too small/simple to have a smell). That is, when you fart and it smells bad, it's not YOUR fart that smells bad, it's the collective farting of the organisms that live inside of you that smells bad. I felt really special because I once started eating quite a bit less than usual and i naturally started losing weight, and I applied my high school biology understanding to explain the fact that this weight loss saw a DECREASE in bowel movements. I rationalized then that the vast majority of weight loss is explained by CO2 leaving the lungs, which is true. My sister was all kinds of sad when she was bragging about that fact, quizzing me if i knew the answer, and I'd thought it was obvious while she had to be TAUGHT about it in her fancy pre-med college learning. |
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| Jul 19th, 2008 05:31 PM | ||
| Mockery |
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| Jul 19th, 2008 04:59 PM | ||
| Guitar Woman | Doesn't piss only have a smell if you haven't been hydrating yourself enough? | |
| Jul 19th, 2008 04:42 PM | ||
| MattJack |
my little brother pissed on my face when we were kids on "accident" it was warm and salty never had anyone "accidentally" shit on my face though 
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| Jul 19th, 2008 04:05 PM | ||
| MetalMilitia |
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