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Aug 16th, 2008 08:29 AM
executioneer
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Originally Posted by DevilWearsPrada View Post
I didn't really think about it until I saw DWP's strangely fitting heroes reference but Samuel Jackson must feel like complete shit about all of this.
like anyone watches that show, you dong
Aug 16th, 2008 07:37 AM
JakeOfAllTrades I've had it with these motherfucking celebrity deaths on this motherfucking plane!

Seriously, this year is the year of the Celebrity Death. First it was the geeky celebrities like Robert Jordan and Gary Gygax, then it was Heath Ledger, then a few other people I forget the names of (ironically this puts their celebrity status in doubt) now Bernie Mac and Issac Hayes?

Surely there's a pattern.
Aug 15th, 2008 03:14 PM
Dimnos Mr Glass probably killed them himself. To bad Mr Willis wasnt around to save em
Aug 14th, 2008 07:16 PM
Sacks They called him Mr. Glass.
Aug 14th, 2008 05:34 PM
DevilWearsPrada
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I didn't really think about it until I saw DWP's strangely fitting heroes reference but Samuel Jackson must feel like complete shit about all of this.
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Aug 14th, 2008 11:02 AM
Sacks I didn't really think about it until I saw DWP's crude scribblings but Samuel Jackson must feel like complete shit about all of this.
Aug 14th, 2008 09:47 AM
DevilWearsPrada

2 down, one to go
Aug 13th, 2008 01:10 AM
Sethomas Oh man, I had a recollection the other day about how during the car wreck I had in 2003 I told myself that since the car was overturned there was a high risk of a gas leak and thus a fire might happen, so I had better turn off the ignition so my family could have an open-casket funeral for me. It's just funny because at that moment I was 100% certain that I was already dead, so whatevs.
Aug 13th, 2008 01:04 AM
executioneer unless you have precise equipment and a limited supply of oxygen, then you might have a really good idea

or like, a timebomb strapped to you that can't be removed
Aug 13th, 2008 01:01 AM
Sethomas Samuel L Jackson might die today, also.

You might die today as well.

Everyone dies eventually and you never know for certain when it'll be. When you know for certain, you'll be dead.
Aug 13th, 2008 12:12 AM
darkvare didn't he hitted people in the movie "the man" with eugen levy
Aug 12th, 2008 08:22 PM
Evil Robot Does grand theft auto count?
Aug 12th, 2008 03:09 PM
Sacks Thank God that's over.
Aug 12th, 2008 02:06 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost I confirm SHAFT 2000. There were a few fight scenes where he hit people.
Aug 12th, 2008 01:58 PM
Sacks WE NEED CONFIRMATION ON SHAFT.
Aug 12th, 2008 11:45 AM
Tadao I didn't see Shaft (2000). He had to of at least slapped someone in there.
Aug 12th, 2008 11:13 AM
Kitsa He shot someone in Pulp Fiction. I can't remember if he hit anyone.
Aug 12th, 2008 10:47 AM
Sacks SERIOUSLY GUYS, IN WHAT MOVIE HAS SAM JACKSON PUNCHED SOMEONE?
Aug 12th, 2008 09:43 AM
darkvare well he survived so no biggie
Aug 12th, 2008 09:16 AM
Sacks I can't think of a time when Samuel Jackson actually struck someone in a movie. I don't doubt that it's happened but I can't think of one for the life of me.
Aug 12th, 2008 06:56 AM
Kitsa i didn't mean it like that. I meant, em words. Shit.
Aug 12th, 2008 12:58 AM
LordSappington No.
Aug 11th, 2008 11:13 PM
Evil Robot Samuel L. Jackson doesn't complain about he service at restraunts, he goes into the kitchen and burns the cook on the stove.
Aug 11th, 2008 10:56 PM
wobzire
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Originally Posted by LordSappington View Post
No curse or string of coincidences can kill Samuel L. Jackson. The man would punch it in the face and curse IT. Or something else mildly humorous.
Don't start a whole new chuck norris thing please.
Aug 11th, 2008 10:52 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost Can we get some odds here. 25 to 1 against a shark. 50 to 1 against snakes on a plane.
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