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May 5th, 2009 07:33 PM
gimmeXpain "Don't you fucking judge me!"
Wonderful!
Mar 14th, 2009 12:12 AM
Preacher just think of how uber-stoked every cos play and LARPER fan out there would be if a zombie apocalypse actually occurred.

oh, and damn straight Cap's not a fag.
Sep 27th, 2008 02:30 AM
g_tonttu "Thursday night is sex night! Thursday"
-Brilliant proto! My stomach hurts of all the laughter.
Sep 8th, 2008 03:42 PM
copacetic "FUCK THE SUGAR!"

Snarfed my water. Thank ye.
Sep 7th, 2008 03:02 PM
neoboman "Help me, you idiot!" God I hope you do a sequel or six to this one.
Sep 6th, 2008 05:23 PM
Chuggernaught "It's Dick Rider, man."
That is truly inspired.
Sep 5th, 2008 07:34 PM
Captain Awesome This is hilarious, great job Proto.
Sep 5th, 2008 12:15 PM
TuxKamen
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Notice how MJ conveniently tears spiderman's mask at the last second, allowing him to eat her? Seriously, ever tried to eat a ham sandwich through a spandex mask? It's pretty tough. For that matter tearing a spandex mask is pretty tough as well... I call b.s. spiderman would have to remove his mask first!

For that matter, how come getting bit by a zombie in the marvel universe gives you a magical gum-less face with razor sharp teeth in a matter of hours?
I wondered that about the dental situation. Maybe in Spidey's case, he was chewing on his lips to stave off hunger but it didn't work?
Sep 5th, 2008 11:50 AM
HowardC Notice how MJ conveniently tears spiderman's mask at the last second, allowing him to eat her? Seriously, ever tried to eat a ham sandwich through a spandex mask? It's pretty tough. For that matter tearing a spandex mask is pretty tough as well... I call b.s. spiderman would have to remove his mask first!

For that matter, how come getting bit by a zombie in the marvel universe gives you a magical gum-less face with razor sharp teeth in a matter of hours?
Sep 5th, 2008 10:38 AM
MrWarranty Absolutely hysterical. Now I need to go and read the other Protocomics.
Sep 5th, 2008 02:50 AM
Nick Marvel Zombies is what happens when you let a good zombie writer loose on the Marvel Universe.
Sep 4th, 2008 11:11 PM
Cruxader Read the original of this the other day at Borders (Proto's version is MUCH better), I was a bit... disturbed. All I have to say is those guys over at Marvel need to set crack pipe down. Or, maybe, pick it back up as it may have fueled there creative genius before this drivel.
Sep 4th, 2008 11:06 PM
Purple Man This has gotta be the only good thing to come out of this whole Marvel Zombies business.

Note how zombie Luke Cage got his whole disco outfit on? WTF's up with that?
Sep 4th, 2008 10:58 PM
MXL5 For some reason, I googled dick rider after reading this.
Sep 4th, 2008 10:52 PM
Beardy Goodness As for the whole "mask expression" thing, even more hard to believe is how iron man's helmet can frown.
Sep 4th, 2008 07:37 PM
Darren Spooner Best part: Dick Rider. You have to wonder whether that's deliberate or not...
Best part 2: "Don't you fucking judge me!" Because it's just a totally believable line. And that's hilarious.
Sep 4th, 2008 05:38 PM
mburbank The mirror eye glass thing was a Stan Lee (or maaybe Steve Ditko) idea waaaaaaay back. I recall as a child seeing it in some back of the book extra feature about how spideys stuff worked.
Sep 4th, 2008 05:20 PM
Julio Well I'll be damned... And ignorant. I have always believed that those eyes on the mask were a simple white thread or another flexible material, not glass...

And yes, RadioNinja, I find it funny too as how some masks change their eyes to fit the wearer's expression.
Sep 4th, 2008 04:17 PM
RadioNinja
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Sep 4th, 2008, 09:12 AM
Silver, I guess the artist was inspired by the movies, where he's got mirror glasses in the mask... which btw is a pretty clever way to do the spidey mask I think, how else is he gonna see without showing his eyes?
But the best thing was the name Dick Rider...
I think the mask in the comics has lenses as well...it probably depends on who you ask. My favorite suspension-of-disbelief is how Spidey's mask can change the shape of the eyes to fit his expression. (Also, Batman, Green Lantern, Wolverine, Daredevil, etc...)
Sep 4th, 2008 12:12 PM
the Platinum Poppy Silver, I guess the artist was inspired by the movies, where he's got mirror glasses in the mask... which btw is a pretty clever way to do the spidey mask I think, how else is he gonna see without showing his eyes?
But the best thing was the name Dick Rider...
Sep 4th, 2008 12:02 PM
mburbank Damn, that made me laugh. Especially "I just drunk everything in the medicine cabinet" and "Maybe he'll make you some rice"
Sep 4th, 2008 11:12 AM
Colonel Flagg I think a Marv Albert reference would have been appropriate.

Hysterical as always, Proto - keep up the good work on questionable comics.
Sep 4th, 2008 11:05 AM
Julio What's with Spidey's broken-glass-like mask?
Sep 4th, 2008 10:32 AM
darkvare damn it i need to get ready for the zombocalypse and wear bite proof clothing unlike daredevil
Sep 4th, 2008 09:59 AM
Commanderraf "Because no ammount of Mr. Clean can get this stains off of my soul!"

Almost chocked while reading this.

Besides, Dick Rider... Really?

-Commanderraf
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