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Sep 28th, 2008 12:46 AM | ||
LordSappington | Admittedly, he DOES have a valid point. | |
Sep 27th, 2008 10:18 PM | ||
Dixie |
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Sep 27th, 2008 10:06 PM | ||
10,000 Volt Ghost |
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You should try guys then. Being sterile makes felching that much easier . |
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Sep 25th, 2008 05:58 PM | ||
LordSappington | None of the girls I could ever like. I even have shirt that says 'I hate babies'. | |
Sep 25th, 2008 09:36 AM | ||
wobzire | You will have to lie about this, girls only put up with sex because it MIGHT result in a baby for them. | |
Sep 25th, 2008 01:47 AM | ||
pac-man | You should be having sex with reckless abandon. | |
Sep 25th, 2008 12:06 AM | ||
Tadao | OH THANK GOD! | |
Sep 25th, 2008 12:05 AM | ||
LordSappington |
Actually I'm sterile. Awkward.... |
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Sep 24th, 2008 07:41 PM | ||
MarioRPG | This is why I love you. | |
Sep 24th, 2008 06:47 PM | ||
DevilWearsPrada |
dont need to actuallh impress her, just buy cleaning maid cheap online now ForEx buy sell made easy |
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Sep 24th, 2008 06:27 PM | ||
Tadao | Why do spam bots have to talk? | |
Sep 24th, 2008 06:24 PM | ||
badzy |
dress properly crack an intellectual joke hehe. but you dont actuallh need to impress her,what you must do is to show how serious you are even i simplest ways! |
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Sep 24th, 2008 03:52 PM | ||
Chojin | that sounds like a terrific plan for anyone who's short on time, really. | |
Sep 24th, 2008 02:17 PM | ||
Grislygus |
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So, you've gone from 'probably going to' get cancer to 'having nut cancer in remission' (both loose paraphrases, for the humorless and overly literal). Well, it's simple, kid, that kind of progression in a few days is pretty intense. You need to latch those festering, cancerous hooks into a girl before the inward rot affects those dashing good looks of yours. Only one way to handle that. Get a leather jacket, ray bans sunglasses, start smoking (what to you have to lose, right? [and smake a damn cigar, nancy faggot]), and roar through your town with Shadow of Knight's I am the Hunter blasting at full volume in a 1968 Charger (or, that being an impossibility, a car more suited to your personality, such as an AMC Gremlin). Don't forget to avoid condoms, you're dying here, get that genetically deficient seed out there, man! |
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Sep 23rd, 2008 11:21 PM | ||
Dixie | Tell a story where you got in a fight defending a girl's "honor" and you have a bad knee from it. Works alot better. | |
Sep 23rd, 2008 09:56 PM | ||
LordSappington |
Ha, I doubt anyone CAN steal my bike. It's made out of old Soviet war tanks, and weighs about 500 pounds, maybe. Either way it's a shitty bike. Also, I DO have nut cancer, it is currently in remission, and yes, it did suck terribly. |
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Sep 23rd, 2008 09:26 PM | ||
Tadao | Ah, the old sympathy play. I am not against this move, I just wouldn't try doing it with cancer. Next time try a broken arm or get you bike stolen. | |
Sep 23rd, 2008 08:47 PM | ||
LordSappington |
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What a bitch. |
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Sep 23rd, 2008 06:51 PM | ||
DevilWearsPrada |
Well jeez gus no need to look at my message archives -DevilWearsPrada |
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Sep 23rd, 2008 03:03 PM | ||
Dixie |
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Sep 23rd, 2008 01:37 PM | ||
wobzire | Hahaha! Best fan-fic I have ever read. | |
Sep 23rd, 2008 01:30 PM | ||
Grislygus |
LordSappington: "Damnit! DAMMIT!" DevilWearsPrada: "What is it?" LordSappington: "Marla dumped me, Nearl!" DevilWearsPrada: "I thought you were just going to see a movie." LordSappington: "She couldn't handle it! When I told her about how I have a pretty good chance of getting cancer when I'm older, she said she didn't want to have to deal with that. I'm such a failure." DevilWearsPrada: "You told her that?" LordSappington: "Dammit!" DevilWearsPrada: "You never told that to me, Toby." LordSappington: "Women are very good at making me feel like a worthless sack of crap." DevilWearsPrada: "Hey, hey, don't talk like that." (inches closer) "who needs women anyway, huh? I'm sure you'll find someone who likes you for who you are." LordSappington: "Someone who likes nut cancer." |
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Sep 23rd, 2008 12:19 AM | ||
Tadao | NVM | |
Sep 23rd, 2008 12:11 AM | ||
LordSappington |
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Also, you get nut cancer, see how much you laugh THEN. My hospital is sponsored by some guy named Gaylord! THAT'S funny. |
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Sep 22nd, 2008 11:01 PM | ||
Sam |
HA. All I read was the part about being dumped for cancer and I had a good laugh. |
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