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Sep 29th, 2008 04:41 PM
BurntToShreds You must have fun parties then, Chojin.
Sep 27th, 2008 12:25 PM
Chojin We have one of those, we put it on top of the cage to scare guests.
Sep 27th, 2008 07:55 AM
Kitsa Yes, but if you feed it and it grows and sheds you'll have a SUPERFUN TARANTULA SKIN* to play with. It's like having a hollow tarantula!


*yes, I know that it is not technically "skin".
Sep 27th, 2008 05:31 AM
executioneer yeah just dont eat for a month then go to an all-you-can-eat restaurant! problem solved!
Sep 26th, 2008 03:00 PM
Chojin We have a tarantula and keep it in the bedroom, but she also never waters or feeds it. I sometimes fill up its water sponge, but that thing gets fed maybe 4 times a year.

She says that they can live for up to a year without food, which I suppose is true. Humans can live for up to a month without food, too! Think of all the money we can save!
Sep 26th, 2008 07:45 AM
Krythor I agree with Jeanette about something.
Sep 25th, 2008 09:55 PM
wobzire
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Originally Posted by LordSappington View Post
Meh.

The only spiders that really creep me out are daddy long legs. I used to love them, and then one night I woke up and there was this weird crawling sensation, and there were like FIFTY of them all over me.
Which is weird, since before then there were never spiders in my house, and there aren't any now. It was for ONE NIGHT.
Crack is whack.
Sep 25th, 2008 09:34 PM
Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by LordSappington View Post
We have a tarantula named Trudy. We left her in the garage in her cage for a year, and somehow she is STILL ALIVE
That's horrible.
Sep 24th, 2008 11:02 PM
LordSappington
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Originally Posted by Krythor View Post
Why did you think it was cool to let a tarantula starve in a garage? Something tells me you weren't awarded a grant for that experiment. I hope you get left in a cage some day you creep.
Meh.

The only spiders that really creep me out are daddy long legs. I used to love them, and then one night I woke up and there was this weird crawling sensation, and there were like FIFTY of them all over me.
Which is weird, since before then there were never spiders in my house, and there aren't any now. It was for ONE NIGHT.
Sep 24th, 2008 08:13 PM
Krythor Why did you think it was cool to let a tarantula starve in a garage? Something tells me you weren't awarded a grant for that experiment. I hope you get left in a cage some day you creep.
Sep 24th, 2008 07:17 PM
Kitsa Still haven't gotten the spider Moby Dick, but I caught like 200 dumbass wolf spiders in glue traps.
Sep 24th, 2008 07:06 PM
DevilWearsPrada Spiders with evolved self awareness
Sep 24th, 2008 08:48 AM
Kitsa Hell no. I thought it was a tarantula the first time I saw it. It's also smart enough to evade glue traps.
Sep 23rd, 2008 09:38 PM
LordSappington Awww he's just shy
Stuck your finger in and shake his hand
Sep 23rd, 2008 09:31 PM
Kitsa We have one of those in the garage but it runs when I get my camera, dammit.
Sep 23rd, 2008 09:22 PM
LordSappington We have a tarantula named Trudy. We left her in the garage in her cage for a year, and somehow she is STILL ALIVE
Sep 23rd, 2008 09:12 PM
Guitar Woman I'd build it a terrarium and name it Kitty. :D
Sep 23rd, 2008 08:51 PM
MetalMilitia I'd shoot it with a harpoon.
Sep 23rd, 2008 08:21 PM
Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman View Post
That is a fucking awesome spider, holy shit.

Do you, like, keep it as a pet?
I didn't take these pictures. They've been around the Internet for a long time.

Believe me, if I saw a spider that big, my first instinct wouldn't be to grab a camera.
Sep 23rd, 2008 07:19 PM
Guitar Woman I like how the first picture makes it look like a clock with legs.
Sep 23rd, 2008 07:13 PM
WhiteRat
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Originally Posted by Jeanette X View Post
You can only be rid of this plague by appeasing the Clock Spider:
That is one huge Huntsman.
Sep 23rd, 2008 03:55 PM
Fathom Zero ONLY A FLY
You really cant blame him
ONLY A FLY
Society made him
ONLY A FLY
Sep 23rd, 2008 03:20 PM
Grislygus

INSECTS
Sep 23rd, 2008 02:45 PM
Guitar Woman That is a fucking awesome spider, holy shit.

Do you, like, keep it as a pet?
Sep 23rd, 2008 01:58 PM
Emu
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Originally Posted by Jeanette X View Post
You can only be rid of this plague by appeasing the Clock Spider:

[HORRIBLE SPIDER PHOTOS]


Small watches are an appropriate sacrifice.
what the fuck is wrong with you
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