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May 25th, 2003 08:49 PM
The_Rorschach Another insightful post from "The Voice of Reason"

Imagine, how ever did we get along without him.

"(i hate everyone)"

What an interesting and new concept! I shall have to meditate on this because obviously, since he is the man of great depth, the ramifications of this statement must be nothing short of awe inspiring.
May 25th, 2003 06:13 PM
The_voice_of_reason (i hate everyone)
May 19th, 2003 02:18 PM
El Blanco
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Originally Posted by Carnivore
I'm not fond of El Blanco, but he's right about Boondock Saints.

Awwww, I wuv woo
May 18th, 2003 02:06 AM
Helm Fuck you all! Those cats loved me!

[puts on red lipstick and breaks out the hunting rifle]
May 17th, 2003 11:25 AM
kellychaos
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The 9-year-old was honored with an Animal Kindness award and $100.
= Blair/Bush Nobel Peace Prize

May 17th, 2003 01:01 AM
ItalianStereotype if it were me, I would have had you smothered and burned while you were still in the ward at the hospital.
May 17th, 2003 12:47 AM
Cap'n Crunch If it was me, I would have helped kick the kittens, then steal $100 from someone. Then I would say I tried to save it, then get some more money.
May 17th, 2003 12:28 AM
Carnivore I'm not fond of El Blanco, but he's right about Boondock Saints.
May 16th, 2003 11:27 PM
AChimp If the kitten dies, they should eat it so it doesn't go to waste.

:indian
May 16th, 2003 10:44 PM
El Blanco My companion in life isn't a fucking cat. you think that thing gives a rat's ass about you? Skip a feeding one day and see how lovable it is.
May 16th, 2003 10:31 PM
Helm Shut up You don't know what it's like losing your companion in life. Three times over.
May 16th, 2003 08:02 PM
El Blanco That seems perfectly balanced.

come on, who honestly didn't laugh when the cat got blasted in Boondock Saints?
May 16th, 2003 07:44 PM
Ninjavenom I like it when people torture small animals, because Karma rolls around 30 years later, and both kids are impaled on the steering columns of their cars after crashing into an oil truck on the Golden Gate Bridge.
May 16th, 2003 07:08 PM
KevinTheOmnivore Russia? :/
May 16th, 2003 07:05 PM
El Blanco Then who is the blender?
May 16th, 2003 06:26 PM
KevinTheOmnivore America is the little boy, and Iraq is the kitten.
May 16th, 2003 02:52 PM
El Blanco I killed your cat, you druggy bitch. I thought it would bring closure to our relationship.
May 16th, 2003 01:02 PM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by AChimp
Pfff.

This whole story reeks of bullshit. The kid probably tortured the cat himself, got scared and dragged it home to mommy and made up this story about big kids.
I've heard on those a couple of those forensic shows that torturing small animals, pissing the bed into late childhood, and something else (can't remember what) are all early developmental traits common to people who become serial killers later in life. That and a loner type personality.

Re: "He was such a quiet man. He kept to himself a lot." :/
May 16th, 2003 11:45 AM
mburbank I plaid club in that town.

It is also the home of the Burt Reynolds Dinner Theater.

Between sets I stopped Burt Reynolds from smacking lonnie Anderson around with a kitten, but then Dom Deluise ate it.
May 16th, 2003 11:36 AM
ziggytrix OMG, is this the incident that turned you into a serial-killer?! 8-)
May 16th, 2003 11:33 AM
Bennett gummo
May 16th, 2003 06:24 AM
Helm When I was living with my mother about 10 years ago (I was 9) we had about 12 cats in our house. I was very fond of them. I named three of them and my mother told me it was 'my responcibility' to feed and care for them, so I did. Of course, back then in Crete, there was no reason to keep the cats locked inside, so we left them roam as they wanted, seeing how there was like, 2 cars in the whole town. One day, a middle aged guy from the opposite building decided our street didn't need to have so many strays and left out poisoned meat. 10 out of 12 cats fell sick, and 8 died. All three of my kittens died. I threw rocks at his car and house windows from our roof
May 16th, 2003 05:43 AM
FS IF THIS HAPPENED ON JUPITER WHY IS IT IN EARTH NEWS

Somebody's killing cats in a town close to mine. Hope they catch him soon.
May 16th, 2003 12:39 AM
Anonymous My old cat was beat to death by a gang on Halloween many years ago. They left an ace of spades under its body. The end.
May 16th, 2003 12:39 AM
MrAdventure one time my pals and i found a kitten lyin' in the road, dyin'. bleedin' from the head.
after carrying it to my driveway my frien' slammed it into the pavement, touchdown, to stop the sufffffering
then we put it under a board and i watched it decompose day by day.
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