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Jul 6th, 2009 06:50 PM
jo8136 that one smiling man looks like Ted Bundy
Nov 6th, 2008 01:44 AM
PolarisSLBM For some reason, the part that always gets me is that the video waits until nearly eight minutes in to bother mentioning the best and most useful Halloween safety tip, to bring your damn parents. But first let's CHOP HALF YOUR SWORD OFF! You'll poke your eye out, kid!
Oct 16th, 2008 12:49 AM
fourhorsementattoo.com Unfreakinbelievable.....we used to watch this movie on a filmstrip projector EVERY year in elementary school before Halloween. Priceless review of a national treasure, keep up the good work.
Oct 8th, 2008 08:19 PM
AllHallowSteve Man what the uber-polite narrator suggests for the witch drove me crazy.
"Let's make your black witch, white... annnnnnd put a giant reflective X on you... annnnnd replace your broom with a crappy cardboard one... annnnnnd get rid of your mask..... annnnd DONE. There. Now you're completely different from what you wanted to be for Halloween."

It's like the poor kid came out dressed like Darth Vader, and by the time they left the house they looked like Jar Jar Binks.

Oct 8th, 2008 01:27 PM
Capt.Confederacy "Don't stop in the middle of the street for any reason..."

Sorry, Angie, that you tripped on your too-long, pitch-black witch costume and fell in the middle of the street. The narrator said I can't stop for any reason so I guess you're gonna be roadkill.
Oct 8th, 2008 02:38 AM
Jaimas RoG is quite astute, really, in posting this video. It will reduce the casualties from Max playing "Child Bowling" with his Buick by at least 13%.
Oct 6th, 2008 06:46 PM
Geminate Oh come on who didn't steel their parents smokes and beer and hitch a ride to the 'rich' neighborhood to Trick or Treat? Who also hasn't peed themselves in terror after being invited into a house, just to be abducted by Satan worshipers for a few hours before finally escaping? What about vandalism? You know you deserve jail-time for all the crap you dished out to those wealthy snobs! Good times!
Oct 6th, 2008 06:11 PM
0dd1 Hey! Let's not forget about all the used syringes people put in the candies they dish out!! Y'know, because people wishing to give kids herpes without actually molesting them are extremely common!! ^_^
Oct 5th, 2008 08:45 PM
JMFabianoRPL "Centron" did this? That reminds me of one thing:

Crow T. Robot: A Centron production! Though we got the idea from someone else...cause we're cheating!
Oct 5th, 2008 08:07 PM
Bejeebus Parents checking the candy for harmful things is a total lie. It was a scam parents started to get their hands the the best stuff.

"Ahem, little billy, I must check your candy for dangerous stuff... hmm let's see. Ohh these skittles look like they maybe have been opened, could be dangerous. Opp, and here's a snickers bar that feels a bit heavier than normal, maybe has a razor in it. That leaves you with tootsie rolls, smarties, and dum dums"
Oct 4th, 2008 11:42 PM
ZeldaQueen God, I remember being shown those things in second grade. I never wore plastic masks only because they were stifling (and there were lottsa possiblities with face paint). I recall one year I went out in a costume that was basically a black cat outfit. Oh dear! How did I ever survive?
Oct 4th, 2008 07:35 PM
Qwertzuiop The KKK took my baby away
Oct 4th, 2008 05:43 PM
Flashman does that neighbourhood actually have any street lighting apart form that i tihnk iam gonig to grow myself some might fine set of whiskers
Oct 4th, 2008 12:55 PM
Oct 4th, 2008 12:10 PM
DavidFullam "two distinguished gentlemen that scoff at the poor and will gladly introduce you to their wild fisticuffs should you insult their honor!"

Seriously, the second kid looks like John L. Sullivan and I fully expected him to say "I can whup any SOB in the house!"

Ah, remembering to saw off your broom handles and swords. Always a tip top Halloween safety reminder!
Oct 4th, 2008 03:06 AM
Darkfloyd Hahahahaha!!! Pause it a 1:00 in and see the look on raggity anns face as the football kid takes the last cookie. Priceless.
Oct 3rd, 2008 07:14 PM
Tanuki I can't even remember a year where I DIDN'T wear a black costume...
this year I'm being the BLU Sniper from TF2 for both a halloween party on campus and for Anime USA. I even got a bloody machete to frighten small children. =D
Oct 3rd, 2008 05:14 PM
nilus Is it me or was the KKK girls joke

"What do ghosts eat for breakfeast"
"Ghost testes" WTF!!

Great video. That reminds me I need to go buy some razor blades and candy bars for Halloween this year, need to teach those damns kids to stay off my lawn and stop ringing my doorbell!
Oct 3rd, 2008 12:42 PM
Julio Is it me, or that woman playing as the little princess' mom looks a lot like Sarah Clarke?
Oct 3rd, 2008 04:59 AM
Originally Posted by Cruxader View Post
My initial thought on that "Witch Costume" was more like KKK...
Originally Posted by KrytenSyxx View Post
Interesting. The white witch gettup looks more like a Klan outfit.
Oct 3rd, 2008 04:57 AM
Nick Wow, that mom looks like an asshole.
Oct 3rd, 2008 04:19 AM
Furry_Fan My favorite tip was putting your full name and address on your bag.. because you know that creepy pedophile stalking your kids needs to know your son or daughters full name and where he/she live.
Oct 3rd, 2008 02:19 AM
Simon Love Am I the only one hallucinating on that red clown hopping around at the very end of the video?

I would also like to extend my deepest sympathies for the princess', as she probably has issues now because of this.
Oct 2nd, 2008 11:36 PM
theMIZER I just happened to be listening to the song "Ghosts 1" by Nine Inch Nails, and it synchs up perfectly with part one of this video. Happenstance? I dont think so!
Oct 2nd, 2008 11:32 PM
Dungeonbrownies the world is crazy, thats why its far better once youre older and can go somewhere like Monster Massive or have good enough friends to host a halloween party.
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