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| Oct 7th, 2008 02:08 PM | ||
| Colonel Flagg | Never throw away a good piece of clothing. At least use it as a bath mat, or a dishrag. Or you can frame it and use it as a conversation starter - "My (not-then-ex-)husband left me and all I got was this stinking t-shirt." | |
| Oct 6th, 2008 10:12 PM | ||
| Sam | TAKE THAT NUBS PEWPEWPEWPEWPEW | |
| Oct 6th, 2008 10:03 PM | ||
| Zomboid | HOW ABOUT YOU WEAR IT WHILE WE PWN SOME N00BS IN HALO | |
| Oct 6th, 2008 08:50 PM | ||
| Sam |
I have nothing beyond the idea pitch, because I didn't even think you'd pay attention to me.  BUT WE COULD BRAINSTORM. |
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| Oct 6th, 2008 08:49 PM | ||
| Tadao |
Quote:
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| Oct 6th, 2008 08:44 PM | ||
| Sacks | Become extremely rich and famous and wear it on TV. | |
| Oct 6th, 2008 08:43 PM | ||
| Kitsa | Only if you'll deliver it to the ex yourself and make a kissy face. | |
| Oct 6th, 2008 08:42 PM | ||
| Tadao |
Can we all do something amazing in it?
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| Oct 6th, 2008 08:39 PM | ||
| Kitsa |
Sam: I'm listening.
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| Oct 6th, 2008 07:58 PM | ||
| Sam | Send it to me and I will wear it while doing something AMAZING. | |
| Oct 6th, 2008 06:50 PM | ||
| LordSappington | Wipe your ass with it and put it in his mailbox. Make sure you had diarrhea foe maximum effect. | |
| Oct 6th, 2008 06:20 PM | ||
| darkvare | tell him to come pick it up and kick him in the nuts | |
| Oct 6th, 2008 05:32 PM | ||
| Tadao | This is Loveline material. | |
| Oct 6th, 2008 05:26 PM | ||
| Tadao | Spit on it and throw it in the trash. | |
| Oct 6th, 2008 05:24 PM | ||
| Kitsa |
The question of The Shirt. The shirt in question is from Sushi Zanmai, a sushi restaurant in Boulder, CO that I'd always wanted to visit. It is, or was anyway, the place owned by Masao Maki, aka G-Fresh from Orgazmo and the Ute chief from Cannibal: The Musical!. As to how I actually got the shirt...funny story. The ex, while leaving me in a despicable and expensive manner I'd rather not go into, actually called me from this place on his cross-country trip (let me remind you that this is DURING his dumping me and moving to another state, driving my car, calling me from a cellphone my parents had paid for), wanting my t-shirt size so that he could get me one as a souvenir. As a souvenir of him leaving me, his wife? Dunno. At the time, I was so floored by the sheer ballsitude that I didn't know what to say. I told him XL just to get him off the phone. Then I was just confused for a while. Not long afterward, damned if it didn't show up in the mail. I was just so astounded by his thinking that buying your ex a souvenir of dumping her was rational that I just put the shirt away, and it's been put away for years. I just found it earlier this summer as I was going through garage sale stuff. What to do with it? I'm at the point now where I could wear it, at least for the story. What would you do? |
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