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May 24th, 2003 04:39 PM
HickMan She dosn't bother me anymore. I told her off. She dosn't even look at me! Zosimus, thanks. You were the only person to take these posts seriously.
May 24th, 2003 11:26 AM
SatnsAngel hick man are you still trying to find out ways to get rid of her.... i guess just do the smart thing..
May 23rd, 2003 11:12 PM
HickMan no
May 23rd, 2003 08:53 PM
Cap'n Crunch Just stand up and pee on her.
May 20th, 2003 10:07 AM
kellychaos
May 19th, 2003 06:45 PM
Zosimus you are VERY welcome
May 19th, 2003 06:25 PM
Royal Tenenbaum After that, kill yourself.
May 19th, 2003 06:18 PM
HickMan Zosimus, seriously that was the smartest thing I have ever heard on these forums in a long time. Thanks.
May 19th, 2003 05:22 PM
Zosimus have you considered asking her (straight up) what is up i.e: "are you in love with me or somethin?" After that, you can always tell her straight up, that you don't share those feelings for her!
That is "meeting her in the middle of the road" and neither of you will be comprimising yourselves into a situation that you might otherwise feel uncomfortable in!!
May 19th, 2003 01:33 PM
shithousepoet some advice, just ignore her, eventually she will leave u alone.
May 19th, 2003 09:36 AM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips
Well thanks kelly, I didn't get the joke untill you repeated it.
Well, if that was my "thing", I'd bring up your name but that would be redundant too.
May 19th, 2003 03:33 AM
sadie aw, chimp. i didn't know you cared. :P
May 18th, 2003 10:10 PM
Geggy Get a job and start saving up for a car.

When you finally have enough money for a car, run her over and throw her body in a car. Drive toward a cliff and jump out of the car before it goes over. From then on, you will enjoy your ride on the bus back home in peace and quiet with your cd player.
May 18th, 2003 09:39 PM
Ninjavenom Show her your dirty videos. I know nothing gets women hornier than Greaseball Fist-Fest 2000.
May 18th, 2003 09:39 PM
Professor Cool
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Originally Posted by HickMan
MMM I get by with a little help from my friends.
MMM I get high with a little help from my friends.
Thank you, I never knew what the other lyrics are

and milhouse you only encouraged him on
May 18th, 2003 06:17 PM
Helm That was pretty cheap.
May 18th, 2003 06:09 PM
Esuohlim
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Originally Posted by HickMan
Besides she isn't worth the time for me to put a bullit in my head.
Maybe you should try using a bullet instead.
May 18th, 2003 05:17 PM
HickMan Why would I kill myself when it's so much more refreshing to kill others? Besides she isn't worth the time for me to put a bullit in my head.
May 18th, 2003 05:04 PM
executioneer I can't believe nobody has suggested THIS idea yet :/


KILL YOURSELF

-willie
May 18th, 2003 04:37 PM
HickMan MMM I get by with a little help from my friends.
MMM I get high with a little help from my friends.
May 18th, 2003 03:43 PM
Esuohlim Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song...
I will try not to sing out of key...
May 18th, 2003 02:49 PM
SatnsAngel boy you better watch out.... now i dont think i can deal with a 200 lbs girl with acne... i have bad luck when it comes to chicks like that
May 18th, 2003 12:49 PM
Professor Cool Oh Hickman

What would you do if I sang out tune.....
Would you stand up and walk out on me....
May 18th, 2003 12:09 PM
HickMan Thanks! Now I have a mental image of fucking her! Thanks alot! All I need is a mental image of fucking a 200 pound girl with acne all over her legs and face (I dunno about the rest of her body). You guys are sure swell.fuckin bastard.
May 18th, 2003 12:03 PM
pjalne Thought you were done rhyming, Angel.
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