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Oct 29th, 2008 04:39 PM
Tadao Sorry
Oct 29th, 2008 04:35 PM
kahljorn Tadao, you don't even use proper english word-play
Oct 29th, 2008 02:42 PM
Tadao Why would you saw a spider? Just hit it with a shoe.
Oct 29th, 2008 01:13 PM
the_owen Last time i saw a spider scared me so much i managed to fall over a ironing board, hurt like hell.
Oct 29th, 2008 12:16 AM
Kitsa That's kind of what it looked like in my head at the time.
Oct 29th, 2008 12:05 AM
Jeanette X

Oct 28th, 2008 09:29 PM
Rez why did i think this took place in a public restroom
Oct 28th, 2008 06:23 PM
Kitsa Same family.
Oct 28th, 2008 06:22 PM
Big McLargehuge aren't those the same things as hobo spiders?
Oct 28th, 2008 06:12 PM
Kitsa I ran into a yellow sac spider in the garage the other day and I didn't like that one bit. He very nearly got terminated instead of relocated but the little Steve Irwin angel sitting on my shoulder stopped me.
Oct 28th, 2008 05:50 PM
Big McLargehuge yeah i know, but i still can't touch any crickets without having an icky feeling run up my spine. THANKS ALOT GRANPA

edit: niña de la tierra
Oct 28th, 2008 05:50 PM
Tadao two birds with one stone

http://www.sdnhm.org/fieldguide/inverts/sten-fus.html
Oct 28th, 2008 05:50 PM
pac-man When I was a kid I squished a spider and all it's baby spiders came scuttling from beneath my foot and spooked me.

Also, I was fortunate enough to experience the birthing of a brood of cicadas in Tennessee. Harmless, but annoying as hell. They're like a swarm of locusts, and their shed husks pile up all over the place.
Oct 28th, 2008 05:48 PM
Tadao I think they eat roots and tubars.
Oct 28th, 2008 05:47 PM
Tadao I think so Kitsa, but they aren't deadly Biggy, look it up. He was just being a great grandpa!
Oct 28th, 2008 05:44 PM
Kitsa They're just potato bugs, aren't they?
Oct 28th, 2008 05:39 PM
Big McLargehuge my grandpa told me that jersulem crickets were called "babes of the earth" and were deadly poisonous.
Oct 28th, 2008 05:31 PM
Tadao One day I was landscaping my new home in Northern Cali when I came across a very scary bug. I didn't know what it was so I carefully put it in a jar with dirt and a few leaves and some air holes and then took it to work the next day. One employee freaked the fuck out and wanted me to kill it right away. It was a Jerusalem Cricket and he was deathly afraid of them as a kid. Completely harmless but fucking evil looking.


Oct 28th, 2008 05:25 PM
Big McLargehuge i worked at a timeshare resort as a maintenance man i got a call at 9:55 pm, five minutes before i got off, and the lady is absolutely hysterical, screaming that their were deadly spiders all over her room, and to bring raid. I brought a broom a dustpan and a jar and found 2 or 3 wolf spiders, she kept yelling KILL THEM THEY ARE DEADLY SPIDERS, i tried to explain that they were just wolf spiders but she screamed constantly as i proceeded to catch them all and when i went to put them out side she started yelling at me that they were going to come back into her room and kill her so i promised that i was going to take them very far away before i let them go. As soon as she closed the door i let them go right on the door step and went home.
Oct 28th, 2008 03:45 PM
Tadao Not me, I squish em. We have too many.
Oct 28th, 2008 03:28 PM
Kitsa I once lived in a house with a wolf spider infestation. Otherwise, it is no big deal. And if they stay off me personally, I'm fine with them. I have a capture-and-relocate policy in the house.
Oct 28th, 2008 03:24 PM
Big McLargehuge it's just a wolf spider. i don't see what the big deal is.
Oct 28th, 2008 03:17 PM
Guitar Woman
Oct 28th, 2008 03:05 PM
Kitsa The spider raped my hair
Oct 28th, 2008 02:38 PM
Tadao
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