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Feb 3rd, 2010 08:39 PM
Colonel Flagg
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Originally Posted by mburbank View Post
I'm just doing my JD Sallinger tribute.
Hopefully not by drinking any bodily fluids.

(PS - Hi Max!)
Feb 3rd, 2010 05:38 PM
Cosmo Electrolux wow...a vet reunion!
Feb 3rd, 2010 05:27 PM
Mockery Good to see ya back online Max
Feb 3rd, 2010 05:14 PM
mburbank I'm just doing my JD Sallinger tribute.
Jan 31st, 2010 08:44 AM
Colonel Flagg I know for a fact that the "romantic gesture" should also preferably involve mescaline, LSD, and/or various other hallucinogenic compounds. He may be running low.

Just trying to help, Max.
Jan 31st, 2010 08:37 AM
Pentegarn I suggest a reckless romantic gesture involving a boombox and thousands of dollars worth of flowers Tadao
Jan 31st, 2010 05:20 AM
Tadao So, I see you log in every now and again. You can at least ask how I'm doing. It's not like I don't still love you, I know things are different now. I saw you the other day. You looked into the store window trying to pretend we didn't make eye contact. BUT I SAW YOU WATCH ME WALK AWAY IN THE REFLECTION OF THE ANTIQUE MIRROR. I'll always love you and you'll soon know that. SOON MY DEAR, SOON!
Feb 4th, 2009 08:47 PM
Cosmo Electrolux I would SO do you, Max...
Feb 3rd, 2009 10:00 PM
mburbank I gay love all my gay fans
Feb 2nd, 2009 07:53 PM
Tadao An Essay Recommending John Hodgman's New Book That Sadly Ends Up Being Mostly About Me

Absolute rubbish! I got bored halfway through. I hate your fans!
Jan 24th, 2009 05:45 PM
Tadao
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Originally Posted by Desert_Screams View Post
Ph*cking brilliant!

Going through the I-M archives to get my hands on all things Burbank. Awesome stuff. Take Mark Twain, Christopher Hitchens, Lewis Black's right eyeball, and the stomach lining of Ogden Nash, put them all in a blender, get really pissed off when you realize they won't fit in a blender, but then imagine really, really hard that they would....and you would have the essence of Max Burbank. Only, y'know, a whole lot less messy than all that stuff blended together would be.
DAMMIT ALL TO HELL YOU HAVE THE GAYEST FANS
Jan 20th, 2009 05:09 AM
Tadao If Max doesn't come back, can I have his Legos?
Nov 23rd, 2008 04:56 PM
Colonel Flagg He should do a song and dance cover of Timberlake's "Sexy Back". That would be uber-gay.
Nov 23rd, 2008 03:46 PM
mburbank You know I love Wolverine, but I think they made a mistake, because even his healing power cannot overcome the giant wave of sexy that Zac lays down.

I've seen Highschool Musical Three.

I almost died from seizures of pure delight.
Nov 22nd, 2008 10:15 PM
Colonel Flagg Hey Max! Your secret admiree just got named to People's sexiest men alive issue. Yes, that's right! I refer to the dreamy Zac Efron. :swoon

Edit: He didn't win, that honor went to Hugh Jackman.
Nov 20th, 2008 04:57 PM
Tadao I SAID BUCK UP NOT PLAY WITH DOLLIES! USA! USA!
Nov 20th, 2008 04:44 PM
Mockery
Nov 18th, 2008 04:09 PM
george PENCIL SHAVINGS!!??

you should try crack, it's cheaper than cigarettes and a great way to lose weight.

sad to hear about hard times max, it has been suck AND blow down this way as well, you should get a paper route, i got one, and it is nothing but fun.

i spent the whole month of october tearing own McCain/Retard signs from rich peoples front yards. and the paper gives me a LIST of who is on vacation, just in case, ynow, i want a free big screen tv or something. im saving that idea until i am comfortable with seven years of getting gay love and snug in the crotch jumpsuits.
Nov 18th, 2008 01:22 PM
Zomboid I think you're just OKAY.
Nov 18th, 2008 11:28 AM
pac-man And fave myvorite.
Nov 18th, 2008 04:31 AM
Dr. V
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
max burbank you are my favourite
And my favorite.
Nov 18th, 2008 02:53 AM
executioneer max burbank you are my favourite
Nov 17th, 2008 10:20 AM
Colonel Flagg
Quote:
Originally Posted by mburbank View Post
I'm sort of back.
About time, too. Going through withdrawl here.

Seriously.
Nov 16th, 2008 01:22 PM
mburbank I'm sort of back. I'm starting to dip my toe in the I-mockery pool. I haven't got a lot to say just yet, but I do want to thank this entire stupid community for all it's stupid support during this stupidly difficult time in my stupid life.


And I am not crying. My eyes are red because I incessantly smoke hand rolled cigarettes and I cut the cheapest tobacco I can buy with pencil shavings.
Nov 15th, 2008 01:01 PM
Tadao I SEE YOU MR. BURBANK!
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