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Nov 24th, 2008 11:24 PM
Asila No apostrophe I think Tadao
Nov 24th, 2008 11:10 PM
Damn Dirty Hippopotamus
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We'll both really.
Might I suggest a donkey punch so you can do that whole "two birds, one stone" thing?
Nov 24th, 2008 11:06 PM
Tadao We'll both really.
Nov 24th, 2008 10:07 PM
george i thought you meant hit it, like make sexs with, then realized you meant hit it.
Nov 24th, 2008 09:33 PM
Ploxtrot Yeah so would I.
Nov 24th, 2008 09:30 PM
Tadao
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Originally Posted by Ploxtrot View Post
That face is ugly as hell.
I'd hit it!
Nov 24th, 2008 09:04 PM
Damn Dirty Hippopotamus I'm pretty sure I saw a shirt on T-Shirt hell that most of you would like that pertained to this situation.
Nov 24th, 2008 09:00 PM
Ploxtrot
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just the pure evil of it. you really have to believe there is no hell to hit this:

That face is ugly as hell.
Nov 24th, 2008 04:08 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost Just watch the middle of UHF and take a screencapture. There's a whole bit about crazy ernie's car sales where he'll "Club a seal to get you a better deal"
Nov 24th, 2008 02:47 PM
Crimson Ghost I hear that a seal's skull is full of GOLD!
Nov 24th, 2008 02:42 PM
Evil Robot He could also be about to claim the seal in the name of Spain.
Nov 24th, 2008 02:19 PM
Crimson Ghost Maybe the seal challenged him for leadership of the clan and lost?

Law one. You will obey orders without question.
Law two: Punishment shall be swift.
Law three: Mercy is for the weak.
Four: Terror will defeat reason.
Five: Your allegiance is to the clan.
Six: Justice can be dictated.
Seven: Any clansman may challenge for leadership of the clan.
Law eight: There is only one penalty. Death.
Nov 24th, 2008 02:02 PM
george i hear tell they smoke newports and use lots of hair mayo.
Nov 24th, 2008 01:49 PM
Crimson Ghost They say once a seal tastes human flesh, it's a man-eater for life.
Nov 24th, 2008 01:37 PM
george he has electrolytes, its what seals crave.
Nov 24th, 2008 01:21 PM
Crimson Ghost For all we know, this guy is defending himself against an attacking seal.
Nov 24th, 2008 12:48 PM
Dimnos
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That made my day
Nov 24th, 2008 12:05 PM
george dont hate just cause you're ugly.

cause then youre ugly on the inside too.
Nov 24th, 2008 11:44 AM
Evil Robot Why do people think clubbing seals is so bad? Just because thier cute doesn't mean they wont kill you given the chance. Seals are very dangerous and aggresive animals with large teeth and a devastating bite. I say, your doing the world a favor by killing them young.
Nov 24th, 2008 11:24 AM
george why use bullets when you can use a club?
Nov 24th, 2008 11:14 AM
darkvare i would prefer having infinite bullets in an orphanage
Nov 24th, 2008 10:29 AM
george

SEEMED LIKE AN APPROPRIATE TIME FOR THIS WEB GEM.
Nov 24th, 2008 08:10 AM
Crimson Ghost Squirrels are so trusting too...
Nov 24th, 2008 08:07 AM
Crimson Ghost I would inject squirrels with various chemicals and watch them die painful deaths... wait I did that already.
Nov 24th, 2008 01:44 AM
george it was harder to find a picture of clubbing a baby seal than i thought it would be.

it the ten seconds of research i did i found a lot of pictures, but most were of the same few dudes, just repeats, so i am not surprised that one of those pictures was once an avatar.

i'm just surprised some hippy assholes arent out there providing millions of pictures of dudes just whalin on those cute little bastards.

i bet there are way more pictures of some hippy getting beaten.
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