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|Aug 24th, 2014 01:24 AM|
I played Ultra Street Fighter 4 until I ragequit. That was maybe a week ago and I haven't picked up my fightstick since. Everyone says you need to put hundreds of hours to get good at it, and I had the realization that I could put that time towards literally anything else.
I'll probably go back to Shovel Knight and try for all the achievements, 'cause that game's hella tight.
|Aug 20th, 2014 05:52 PM|
I'm currently running through an inverted Castlevania with my demon familiar. Symphony of the Night is one of those games you just gotta go through every so often.
|Jul 12th, 2014 03:01 PM|
|ThrashO||im playing the pull on the penis game|
|Jul 7th, 2014 01:39 PM|
|MLE||Been playing Starbound. I like it.|
|Jul 3rd, 2014 02:58 AM|
|postaholic||Just finished Transistor, really cool game with a very versatile combat mechanic. The soundtrack is also pretty good.|
|Dec 31st, 2013 09:22 PM|
|King Hadas||Everybody complained about the bad acting in Heavy Rain so they got better actors for Beyond. Let's hope for a similar treatment towards the next game's script. Visually David Cage game's are great and I like the interactive storytelling, but christ get a fucking ghost writer you hack.|
|Dec 30th, 2013 09:52 PM|
The only way I can possibly describe it in a single sentence is "The video-game equivalent of Zardoz." It's just a horrifying mindfuck shitstorm of everything that could possibly go wrong while creating a work of fiction. It's the kind of bad where you could theoretically get some intoxicated guffaws out of it if you played it with friends, and I certainly did, but the parts of the game that just shit on your soul with their awfulness make none of it worthwhile.
I feel like I've been mind-raped by a fat French hack. I've got Post David Cage Game Stress Disorder. I just... not even George Lucas could make something as stupid and illogical, as fucking offensive and repugnant, as this game. Cage writes like fucking Chris Chan, and he's got about the same stance in regards to gender politics. I just. Hate. I fucking hate. HOW DO PUBLISHING COMPANIES KEEP GIVING HIM MONEY?
I'd love to see the video recordings of all the mo-cap sessions from this game, because I want to see Ellen Page's face at the exact moment she realizes she's in the middle of the most colossal fuck-up of her entire career.
|Dec 30th, 2013 09:34 PM|
That is pretty much all I've heard about that game: you don't really do anything in it, and Ellen Page is naked for no reason.
I got Indigo Prophecy back in the day because it seemed so interesting, but I had enough of his brand of storytelling even before Heavy Rain.
|Dec 30th, 2013 09:22 PM|
Oh god, I've never played a game I hate more than Beyond Two Souls. It's worse than Heavy Rain and Indigo Prophecy combined. The entire thing is literally just so David Cage could watch his celebrity crush/stalking target play the victim in his creepy white knight rape rescue fantasies, and so he could make two - not one, but two - completely anatomically correct naked 3D models of her for his personal spank-bank. Jesus Christ. Ellen Page fucking better sue over this game, she has every right in the world. Fuck, I only played the goddamn thing and even I feel like filing a fucking lawsuit.
The worst thing about that game though was that at the very end, after all the credits, it shows you a dedication.
|Nov 16th, 2013 12:45 PM|
I only updated and play a bit of Assassin's Creed 4 last night. From what I've seen the menu and home page seems a lot better than PS3's ever was. Assasin's Creed 4 is pretty fun too.
The only problem I've had with it is that the power cord is only 5 feet long, so I ordered a PS3 slim cord to replace it.
|Nov 16th, 2013 09:54 AM|
|dextire||Very nice there, Nick! What do you think of it so far?|
|Nov 15th, 2013 11:32 PM|
lol yeah I just bought a Ps3, my very first next last gen system!
I played Beyond: Two Souls recently, I like David Cage games but man he is a terrible writer. In any other medium I'd think he was a fucking hack but I do like his games.
|Nov 15th, 2013 10:54 PM|
I recently got an Xbox 360 and a Wii so I'm playing a lot of GTA 4 and Super Paper Mario! And Super Metroid on the Virtual Console.
This newfangled Xbox One and PS4 look great guys I'll be sure to pick one up for myself in 2019
|Nov 15th, 2013 10:28 PM|
Messing with this thing.
|Nov 13th, 2013 09:03 PM|
|Babs||Bill... Oh billy boy... is this your idea of trying. You bring shame to your self. I told you, you're gonna have to work for these types of things. Don't be afraid to use some of your "talents".|
|Nov 11th, 2013 07:47 PM|
|BillSPreston||Playing Beyond Two Souls, better gameplay than I thought it had|
|Oct 9th, 2013 02:00 AM|
|10,000 Volt Ghost||
Battlefield 4 Beta.
Everytime me and my friend win as China we have a
"China! Fuck yeah! Spreading Communism all the across the land! Yeah!
|Sep 25th, 2013 02:10 AM|
The last few encounters are a serious joke. I can deal with no boss battle at the end, lots of games do that. They could have made the last few encounters timed to add some challenge but they didnt. Lots of the encounters is the game have guys you can sneak past but usually its best to take them out before engaging the next group. I think in the final encounters there were very few guys you just had to take out.
Not to mention, I never really felt like I didnt have the supplies I needed. If you just put in a little effort to sneak around and take out a few guys by choking them out, you always had plenty to take out the rest. Any time you actually come close to going empty is after a big fight and you get to loot everyone and get plenty stocked up.
Again, still loved the game though and multiplayer is sweet. I love how stealthy it makes you be. I have yet to see anyone do a good job with doing a run and gun.
|Aug 29th, 2013 07:33 PM|
I have my problems with Borderlands 2. But It has beautiful maps.
Biggest problem with Borderlands is the guns feel inconsequential and disposable even the ones you like, because you will invariably find one that handles and feels exactly the same but with a better stat value. I wish it had a non level based method of balancing usefulness of firearms. So that a crude dumpy revolver you've had since lvl 1 was still able to kill things later on but still is outshined by some absurdity that fires acid flechettes out of a sub machinegun.
|Aug 26th, 2013 09:38 PM|
|Dimnos||Borderlands 2, yeah this shit is about a year old already but what the hell. I really wanted to like the first one but just couldn't. This one seams to do what the first one wouldn't for me, for whatever reason.|
|Aug 13th, 2013 05:25 PM|
|Aug 11th, 2013 10:30 PM|
I didn't like Last of Us. Graphics were phenomenal and the story was alright, but the combat just felt very shallow, and all you do between fights is highlight items and hammer triangle, or slide ladders around.
Also, the difficulty's backwards. The first few encounters are crazy hard, then it just gets easier and easier until you're massacring everyone in the hotel without breaking a sweat. Then it gets even easier. And the last few fights in the game are a fucking joke. The only time it got hard again was the first half of the Winter chapter because you're back to having almost no items again.
Also, I can't wait until humans invent injections that cure rebar impalements.
|Aug 9th, 2013 12:34 PM|
The Last Of Us
Shit was currency. A perfect rollercoaster of videogamery.
Never played this before. It was weird and amazing. I still feel weird. It was like watching someone else's dream and I loved every minute of it. Not much replay value, I guess, but still. Very memorable moment in my gaming history.
|Aug 8th, 2013 11:05 AM|
|Caricage||The Last of Us, bitches|
|Jul 8th, 2013 11:47 AM|
Last of Us was fucking rad okay
It's like this ultra-bleak mashup of Children of Men, The Walking Dead and The Road by way of some unholy Resident Evil 4 / Manhunt bastard child. It does a thing I really like where it makes small numbers of enemies (like 3 or 4) a serious threat, and with bigger groups of like 10 that you'd thoughtlessly mow down in another game you really have to be stealthy and pick at them because you simply don't have the resources to deal with them all in a straight firefight.
Even when you're going around blowing heads off the firefights are really slow and methodical; the aiming cursor is slow and heavy, guns take a long time to fire and reload, and they hit like trucks both to you and the NPCs so when a motherfucker gets shot it actually feels like it carries some weight, not bullshit like Gears of War or Uncharted where you can absorb like 50 bullets every 5 minutes with no kind of problem. Actually when Joel gets shot he stumbles backwards for a second and blood flies off him towards the screen, which in addition to looking cool makes you feel like "I just got fucking shot, ow"
The physics engine is a bit fucked though and the friendly AI is the kind of goofy thing that people could make fun of for the next decade, but that shit doesn't matter because everything else about the game just feels fucking great; I can't remember the last time just shooting motherfuckers felt this satisfying, it probably was in RE4 now that I think about it. Last of Us also must have cost like a billion dollars because it looks fucking baller and it's super-detailed. It's so good, go get it.
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