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Dec 6th, 2008 07:11 AM | ||||
Colonel Flagg | How about OJ? 15 years in the slam, parole potentially in 8 - methinks he's in for a rollicking good time. | |||
Dec 6th, 2008 04:39 AM | ||||
Tadao | Hahahahaha. The Onion rules. | |||
Dec 6th, 2008 02:51 AM | ||||
WhiteRat |
Thanks to Plaxico, the rest of the country is left to suffer: http://www.theonion.com/content/news...de_crime_spree |
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Dec 6th, 2008 01:23 AM | ||||
WhiteRat | I've always wondered how athletes are treated when they go to prison. Guys like Bam Morris, Rae Curruth, or Michael Vick. Do they get treated better by inmates because of their celebrity status like Rick Fox on "OZ" or do they get targeted maybe to bring them down to everyone else's level? I'm sure someone like Vick probably has inmates to do his bidding given the fact that he'll likely still be playing when he gets out. But guys like Bam Morris or Carruth who aren't getting out anytime soon, what happens to them? | |||
Dec 4th, 2008 05:30 PM | ||||
Pentegarn | If I had to choose a way to die, it would be getting shot by The Incredible Hulk. I would demand it be on my tombstone even! | |||
Dec 3rd, 2008 05:24 PM | ||||
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Dec 3rd, 2008 04:32 PM | ||||
Colonel Flagg | Maybe if they exploded holy water? | |||
Dec 3rd, 2008 02:42 PM | ||||
El Blanco | Considering how most agents are soulless undead hellspawn and Rosenhaus is a "super agent", I don't think it would have done anything. | |||
Dec 3rd, 2008 01:44 PM | ||||
Colonel Flagg | By the by, I heard Plax's agent, Drew Rosenhaus being interviewed by Tony Siragusa during halftime of the MNF game. Oh, if those microphones had exploded, I could've died a happy man. | |||
Dec 3rd, 2008 11:12 AM | ||||
MattJack | I know. That's the best part really. It's like if the Incredible Hulk pulled a gun on you. Who the hell would see that coming? | |||
Dec 3rd, 2008 11:10 AM | ||||
El Blanco | Have you seen Brandon Jacobs? He does not look like he needs a gun. | |||
Dec 3rd, 2008 11:08 AM | ||||
MattJack |
Yeah I like what Brandon Jacobs had to say about being a potential target for robbers. Quote:
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That s*it cracks me up. I like how he just blatantly says he'll kill you. He's just letting all the crooks know that he ain't nothin nice. Hell, I believe him. "Hey let's rob that house tonight!" "Wait, isn't that where BRANDON JACOBS lives? Man, fuck that, LLoyd. I say we try and rob this little white boy next door." |
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Dec 3rd, 2008 10:54 AM | ||||
El Blanco |
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Honestly, I don't think that was any concernof Burress Friday night, but it goes to show a lot of these guys are targets simply for being well known. It is one thing to say, "hey, don't wear $20,000 of bling and stroll through Red Hook" like someone did a few years ago. But, I'm not going to fault a young guy who has made it big for wanting a big house and nice car. One more thing bugging me: How the hell did Plax get into a night club wearing sweat pants? |
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Dec 3rd, 2008 02:01 AM | ||||
Colonel Flagg |
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And in other news, it looks like Plax will not be playing again for the Giants this year (and maybe ever). Quote:
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Dec 3rd, 2008 12:44 AM | ||||
pac-man |
I'll give any NFL player this: Darrent Williams, Sean Taylor, and Richard Collier were all shot over the last two years. So maybe these guys are being targeted because of their "bling," or the fact that they're recognizable and people know they're rich. The problem with that is to guys like Plaxico, the solution is carrying a gun. If I move into their tax bracket, I'm not carrying a gun. Someone (with a license and training) is carrying the gun for me. Either that, or I'm going to classier/safer places or just staying at home and rolling around in my money. |
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Dec 2nd, 2008 09:07 PM | ||||
Pentegarn | The funny part is he tries to justify it by saying he is protecting all the bling he wears. Maybe he should just wear less bling? I mean it isn't like a famous NFL receiver really needs bling to score women and get shitfaced. | |||
Dec 2nd, 2008 07:57 AM | ||||
McClain | His name is Plaxico. | |||
Dec 1st, 2008 10:19 PM | ||||
MattJack |
He's just a complete imbecile. Team: Hey let's go to the club Plaxico! We will have tons of people surrounding us due to our fame, young girls will be all over us, and we'll get completely shi*facedhammereddrunkkkkkkkkkkk! Plaxico: Aight! Let me grab my gun. |
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Dec 1st, 2008 06:35 PM | ||||
Pentegarn | And that indeed proves Colonel had his anatomy right | |||
Dec 1st, 2008 11:05 AM | ||||
El Blanco |
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Although, given NYC's gun laws, he may just end up with a significantly larger sphincter. |
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Dec 1st, 2008 05:35 AM | ||||
Pentegarn | ||||
Nov 30th, 2008 10:05 PM | ||||
WhiteRat | Or just give me Tony Siragousa. That fat italian bastard would scare any evil doers away with his foul mouth and pungent onion armpits. | |||
Nov 30th, 2008 10:00 PM | ||||
Colonel Flagg | Yeah - screw the heat, give me Jackie Chan! :karate-CHOP | |||
Nov 30th, 2008 09:44 PM | ||||
MattJack |
Idk. I think that if I had MILLIONS of dollars I would just hire a few bad dudes that knew Kung-Fu n shit to protect me. I mean, I'm all for having a gun and packing heat, but if you suck so bad that you shoot yourself it kind of defeats the initial purpose to begin with right? |
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Nov 30th, 2008 08:02 PM | ||||
Colonel Flagg |
Anyone taking a gun along "for protection" should be locked up "for protection". If you're name is Plaxico Burress, you don't take a gun along for protection, you take it along because it makes your sphincter feel much larger, and if some dude really disses you, then you can REALLY give him payback. WORD. |
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