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May 25th, 2003 02:02 PM | ||
CaptainBubba |
Level 6. If I change 1 answer I go to limbo though... OH WELL I GUESS IT'S HELL FOR ME!!! AHAHAHAHA!!! I'm so stubborn... Pride damn me to hell... AHAHAHA I MADE A FUNNY!! |
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May 25th, 2003 01:37 PM | ||
snake |
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low Level 2 Lustful High Level 3 Gluttonous High Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Extreme Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme Level 7 Violent Very High Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High 6th level. I too answered seriously. I do not repent anything I am going to get my greedy hands on some more meat now |
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May 25th, 2003 10:27 AM | ||
Helm |
Sixth level. I'm a Heretic ![]() |
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May 25th, 2003 09:04 AM | ||
sadie |
The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 3 times. The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Third Level of Hell! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws. ![]() |
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May 25th, 2003 08:04 AM | ||
n00bward | Level 6. I'm apparently quite the heretic. Back in inquisition times I probably would have been burned at the stake while on the rack, with oral and anal pears inserted and expanded within me tearing the flesh while it's charred by the fire, while being jabbed with various red-hot pointed objects. | |
May 24th, 2003 04:44 PM | ||
liquidstatik |
Ok, I answered this completely honostly. Im a christian, so it would have been rather bad if it came up level 7 or so :/ My violence thingy was moderate and everything else was low. And my religious thingy was very high. EDIT: I copied the stupid thing off the site, that said "copy into forums" and it didnt work. ![]() |
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May 24th, 2003 04:20 PM | ||
RaScAr | Level 5 | Extreme | |
May 24th, 2003 12:19 PM | ||
kellychaos |
Yeah, I know. I just wanted to use the Pennywise pic. ![]() |
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May 24th, 2003 12:09 PM | ||
ItalianStereotype | um...not quite, kelly. | |
May 24th, 2003 10:46 AM | ||
kellychaos |
"Oh yes, we all float - and when you're down here with us, you'll float too!"![]() |
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May 24th, 2003 05:27 AM | ||
Zomboid |
Ok....I'm the only one who got the 9th level? Well, I'll be playing chess or something with satan while the rest of ya are being tortured ![]() Edit: Just re-did it with the same answers cause I missed the "how you scored for each level" part last time: Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low Level 2 Lustful Very High Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very High Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Low Level 7 Violent High Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Extreme |
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May 24th, 2003 01:06 AM | ||
CastroMotorOil | The 7th level pWNS Jo0 | |
May 24th, 2003 12:42 AM | ||
GnrySgtHartman | Italian get help bro. | |
May 23rd, 2003 11:48 PM | ||
McClain | Is that so? Well, I'm glad you have it down to a science Captain Uncanny Obvious Intuition. | |
May 23rd, 2003 11:37 PM | ||
Kurodo | More than half of these internet tests are just a crock of shit anyways, and just because its using things from the Divine Comedy doesn't mean anything. | |
May 23rd, 2003 11:34 PM | ||
The_Rorschach |
Banished to Level 7 Purgatory Repenting Believers High Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low Level 2 Lustful High Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low Level 7 Violent Very High Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level. |
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May 23rd, 2003 10:32 PM | ||
Esuohlim |
Yeah, mine were weird. I didn't get anything higher than Low for all but Purgatory (which I got High on), and I still made it to Limbo. ![]() ![]() LOL "which I got High on" ![]() |
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May 23rd, 2003 10:29 PM | ||
whoreable |
I am just a good person ![]() ![]() |
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May 23rd, 2003 10:24 PM | ||
ItalianStereotype |
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May 23rd, 2003 10:13 PM | ||
GnrySgtHartman |
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory! Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Level | Score Purgatory | Very High Level 1 - Limbo | Very High Level 2 | Very Low Level 3 | Low Level 4 | Very Low Level 5 | Very Low Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low Level 7 | Low Level 8- the Malebolge | Low Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low Im probably the only christian on this board. |
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May 23rd, 2003 09:19 PM | ||
Les Waste |
You won't be giving the good word to anybody. ![]() Even if Christianity is right, St. Peter won't let you into heaven because you're a closet homosexual and a homophobe who one time was walking home from work and saw a dead baby in a dumpster and decided to sneak it to your one-room studio apartment and eat it just because you figured you'd never have another chance to find out what babies taste like. You make me sick. ![]() |
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May 23rd, 2003 09:15 PM | ||
Captain Robo | I will put the good word in for you :o | |
May 23rd, 2003 09:15 PM | ||
Pub Lover |
W00T! 7th Level! Level - Score Purgatory - Very Low Level 1 - Moderate Level 2 - Low Level 3 - Moderate Level 4 - Moderate Level 5 - Very High Level 6 - Moderate Level 7 - Very High Level 8 - High Level 9 - Moderate |
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May 23rd, 2003 09:00 PM | ||
Les Waste |
I answered it truthfully too and my results were terrible. The only thing I got for low was purgatory. Everything else was moderate, high, or very high. 6, 7, and 8 levels were all very high. The 9th level was just high though. I so hope Christianity is wrong. ![]() |
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May 23rd, 2003 08:46 PM | ||
Protoclown |
I AM GOING TO PURGATORY ![]() I WILL MISS YOU GUYS ![]() |
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