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| May 27th, 2003 10:34 PM | ||
| Ninjavenom |
Gilette sucks. I use Bic's cheapo razors that are $3 for a pack of 12.
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| May 27th, 2003 05:45 PM | ||
| Rev. Danno |
I have bought some of those pink razors before. They cut me up real bad. I'd show up some where after shaving, & people thought I fell off my bike into gravel face first... Modify your razors! |
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| May 27th, 2003 03:44 PM | ||
| Poxpower |
Ok, now I'm scared. I'm 18, and I received 0 razors via mail. Like... am I dead...like in those movies... scary. Or I'm canadian... but we have Gilette commercial with their super space-age uder mach3 razors too... so... dead? |
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| May 26th, 2003 11:34 AM | ||
| liquidstatik |
One time I cut my lip with my electrix razor  It, like, grinded my lip up and I was bleeding all over myself.
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| May 26th, 2003 11:15 AM | ||
| Miss Modular | Gilette sucks. I use Bic's cheapo razors that are $3 for a pack of 12. | |
| May 25th, 2003 09:07 PM | ||
| Anonymous | I once called out sick from work because I tried to Nair my face and got a face of chemical burns. Yay! | |
| May 25th, 2003 03:21 PM | ||
| snake |
piece was cool...... 2 MOSS MAN FIGURES!!! Why does he have two moss man figures? I had one moss man figure and I was stupid enough to sell it when I was a kid. Mockery: Where do you get the moss men from? They are uber, they stole the attention from the rest of the article. |
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| May 25th, 2003 02:45 PM | ||
| Mockery |
Thanks Blackjack glad ya liked the piece, never thought it'd be getting this much attention. And to answer your question, I cut it about a month ago.  Nightmare, no that piece was more of a rant... and rants always go in the Visionary Darkness section. Plus Visionary Darkness pieces are shorter than minimocks. The minimocks section was established so I could creat fairly large pieces that were too big for Visionary Darkness, but not big enough to be considered a full-sized mockery site (such as the Church of Mockery or the Anti-Rave site). |
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| May 25th, 2003 02:28 PM | ||
| NIGhtMAre | shouldn't that be in minimocks? is their even a deffrence between visianary of darness and minimocks? :/ | |
| May 25th, 2003 08:59 AM | ||
| Blackjack |
That was FANTASTIC Rog! And when did you cut your hair? |
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| May 25th, 2003 12:15 AM | ||
| AChimp |
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| May 24th, 2003 11:40 PM | ||
| Jeanette X |
I have had a serious hair-on-the-upper-lip problem since puberty. I still need to actually shave my face. I got two laser treatments, and it seemed to decrease it a little. What is really good as an alternative to shaving is a hair buffer. It is basically a very fine piece of sandpaper, and you use it to buff the hair off your legs, upper lip, etc. It works quite well. Trouble is, it takes a little while. I usually end up forgetting to use it and having to shave again. Don't use a depilatory. Depilatories are basically acid that literally melts the hair away. And it doesn't even work. I used it incorrectly and ended up getting a nice chemical burn on my upper lip. What can I say, I was twelve. And that Epil-Stop shit is a total rip off. Don't even fucking bother. I would also be wary of anything that claims to "inhibit" hair growth. To my knowledge, only one product in existance is clincally approved by the FDA to inhibit hair growth, and that is a topical cream called Vanquia, which is only available with a prescription. And I still want Rog to grow his hair back.
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| May 24th, 2003 05:24 PM | ||
| Anonymous | I would also like to add that my mach3 tears up my face if I don't replace the blade every 3-4 weeks :< | |
| May 24th, 2003 04:31 PM | ||
| Skulhedface |
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Now the scary thing is, why Gillette would know my birthday in the first place :0 |
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| May 24th, 2003 03:14 PM | ||
| WorthlessLiar |
free mach 3 When I turned 18 gillette sent me a free razor too. It's the best damn marketing ploy ever. Sure you get a free razor but they figure you'll be buying replacement blades for that thing for the rest of your life. Worked on me, 3 years later and I still use it. |
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| May 24th, 2003 01:53 PM | ||
| Spectre X |
it was a Visionary Darkness  btw it made me LOL! |
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| May 24th, 2003 01:35 PM | ||
| Cap'n Crunch | That one was a really funny VISIONARY DARKNESS piece. When did you get a hair cut? | |
| May 24th, 2003 01:34 PM | ||
| testtube | You use fake blood? What a pussy! | |
| May 24th, 2003 01:26 PM | ||
| Mockery |
Thanks for the compliments on the piece everybody, glad ya enjoyed it. Took a while to get all of the fake blood stains off my hands though. Anyway, I'm hoping to have some good customized uber razor pics waiting for me in my email box when I check it. (I cant receive the messages that are waiting for me on the server right now for some reason.) |
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| May 24th, 2003 09:47 AM | ||
| AChimp |
Gillette sent me Mach3 for free for some reason two years ago. I came home from school one day, and a little box had arrived with my name on it. Chalk up one free razor and four replacement blades for Chimp.
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| May 24th, 2003 06:10 AM | ||
| FS |
Ever since I lost the pretty rubber-grip chrome-body nitro-mega razor I got for my birthday, I just use an electric razor. Regular ones are just too damned expensive. Sure, I have to shave every other day now, but "having to" and "doing" are two different things. This piece just got better and better and better as the razor evolved  Now it just needs a commercial boasting that the razor's "technology" was developed in zero-g in an F16 that was coursing around the world at 500 miles per hour.
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| May 24th, 2003 01:26 AM | ||
| Pub Lover |
I haven't shaved for a year, & now is usually the time I just get fed up with having the scrawny hairs on my chin. I recently decided to try for two years for once, but speaking to chojin yesterday has me thinking about just giving in & doing it properly.
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| May 24th, 2003 01:13 AM | ||
| Ninjavenom | Sweet ass piece, Mock. I love the usage of "dame", and it will be added to my vocabulary out of sheer COOLNESS. | |
| May 24th, 2003 01:04 AM | ||
| CastroMotorOil | I am rocking the TEE so i only shave the sides of my face, and i use an electric. It works fine, better then shaving with a blade. i have done it on both sides of my face seperately adn still the electric was better. | |
| May 24th, 2003 12:41 AM | ||
| whoreable |
I agree shaving is probaly the worst thing ever. The only reason I ever shaved to start with was to avoid itching, I got to the point were I was too lazy even for that. Now I only shave once I have a beard I hate being a dumb hairy bastard
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