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Apr 24th, 2009 02:34 PM
Colonel Flagg
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Originally Posted by Objective Ministries
"Diamond" Jack Holgroth is a Game Theoretician who currently teaches a course in Advanced Game Theory for Theologians at Fellowship University. [...] Jack also enjoys vexillology and can signal Bible passages from memory in fluent semaphore.
Now THAT'S something I'd pay to see.
Apr 24th, 2009 01:58 PM
Kitsa Well, seeing as I actually know people who adhere to this sort of thing with utter sincerity, it gave me pause.
Apr 24th, 2009 12:19 PM
Dimnos
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Originally Posted by Sherlock Homeless View Post
http://objectiveministries.org/members/

you'll never find a whackier bunch of characters.
After looking at their pictures I cant imagine how any of them believe that there is a god.
Apr 24th, 2009 12:15 PM
Womti http://objectiveministries.org/members/

you'll never find a whackier bunch of characters.
Apr 24th, 2009 06:50 AM
Kitsa You know...after my grandmother's funeral last month, they had the meal in the basement of their church. I ate shoved over in the corner of the Sunday school room, which was strangely decorated in a Chuck Norris theme. And they were really committed. There was a Chuck Norris poster on the door, Chuck Norris quotes on the walls, even an unfinished game of hangman on the chalk board where the answer was CH_CK N_R_IS.

I was a bit hazy on the Chuck Norris-Jesus connection before I saw that picture, but I think it's a little clearer now.
Apr 23rd, 2009 11:08 PM
Colonel Flagg Everyone knows dinosaurs are blotchy green and red, with iridescent scales and many rows of pointy teeth. Plus, they're hiding under your bed RIGHT NOW.
Apr 23rd, 2009 12:01 PM
Dimnos
Apr 19th, 2009 02:31 PM
ZeldaQueen
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Originally Posted by 90's Child View Post
Well, I beleive in evolution and think that Creationism is a load of shit, but I wish they were actually right about humans and dinosaurs living together. Why? Because that would be so fucking awesome if that actually happened, especially the part about humans putting saddles on Dinosaurs and riding them.
Yeah! Imagine the possibilities. Dinosaurs could be used for prehistoric traffic lights, punch cards, garbage disposals... Yabba dabba do!
Apr 19th, 2009 02:04 PM
90's Child Well, I beleive in evolution and think that Creationism is a load of shit, but I wish they were actually right about humans and dinosaurs living together. Why? Because that would be so fucking awesome if that actually happened, especially the part about humans putting saddles on Dinosaurs and riding them.
Apr 17th, 2009 06:37 PM
DevilWearsPrada
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Originally Posted by Creationism Lamb Website
Indeed.
Apr 16th, 2009 11:53 PM
kahljorn behind most "biting satire" is a stupid person, anyway. So you're safe with your assumptions.
Apr 16th, 2009 03:51 PM
Kitsa was it biting satire? I suspected when I saw the insane racism in the store....but then again, I've seen insane racism elsewhere.
Apr 16th, 2009 03:49 PM
Colonel Flagg
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Originally Posted by Kitsa View Post
I'm having a hard time these days telling who's serious or not, because I've come to find that a lot of people really are that stupid.
Easy - just assume stupidity first, then ask forgiveness if it turns out they're really writing biting satire. 99% of the time, you won't need to apologize.

"Yes, some uncomplicated peoples still believe in this 'creation' myth. But here in the technologically superior vastness of [science], we can see, for example, that the past was very different."
Apr 16th, 2009 01:58 PM
Kitsa I hope I do soon. I'm having a hard time these days telling who's serious or not, because I've come to find that a lot of people really are that stupid.
Apr 16th, 2009 01:48 PM
Big McLargehuge Sooner or later you will catch on.
Apr 15th, 2009 10:13 PM
Kitsa I'm conflicted. I want a Hopsiah the Kanga-Jew shirt, but I don't want them to have my money.

Have you read the taglines in the store? They're hilarious. The kanga-jew economy priced shirt is "So cheap, it's like buying wholesale!". The economy Habu the Elephant shirts are priced so low "You can give them out to polytheistic villagers".

Don't get me started on how they're calling thongs "chastity protectors". Are they serious? Really?

Apparently this is all to fund their go-to-Africa-and-bring-back-dinosaurs project. It's like they fell asleep five minutes into Jurassic Park but still felt they got the gist of it.
Apr 14th, 2009 10:35 AM
Dimnos I have definitive proof god exists and is merciful!

1) iPod ready car stereo


+

2)iPhone 3G


+

3)Pandora radio app.


Think about it...
Apr 14th, 2009 07:24 AM
Babs God kills his kids, live by that.
Apr 14th, 2009 06:29 AM
Colonel Flagg Creation Science <=> Jumbo Shrimp
Apr 14th, 2009 12:33 AM
darkvare I PWN EVIL ROBOT MEANING I'M MORE POWERFUL THAN BOTH HAHAHAHAHA!

back on topic i found the last experiment really funny the rodent ark shouldn't it be considerd animal cruelty
Apr 13th, 2009 11:53 PM
Evil Robot EVIL ROBOT PWNS GOD.
Apr 13th, 2009 10:52 PM
Dimnos
Apr 13th, 2009 10:37 PM
ZeldaQueen
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Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg View Post
Yes. And fill the bathtub with BOILING HOT HOLY WATER. DEATH TO THE ABOMINATION!

You see, science really is the work of SATAN.
No wonder my science fair project wouldn't get results! I was WEARING A CROSS!
Apr 13th, 2009 10:32 PM
Dimnos http://www.atheists-for-jesus.com/

You know you want to click it.
Apr 13th, 2009 10:05 PM
Colonel Flagg Yes. And fill the bathtub with BOILING HOT HOLY WATER. DEATH TO THE ABOMINATION!

You see, science really is the work of SATAN.
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