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| Apr 24th, 2009 02:34 PM | ||
| Colonel Flagg |
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| Apr 24th, 2009 01:58 PM | ||
| Kitsa | Well, seeing as I actually know people who adhere to this sort of thing with utter sincerity, it gave me pause. | |
| Apr 24th, 2009 12:19 PM | ||
| Dimnos |
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| Apr 24th, 2009 12:15 PM | ||
| Womti |
http://objectiveministries.org/members/ you'll never find a whackier bunch of characters. |
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| Apr 24th, 2009 06:50 AM | ||
| Kitsa |
You know...after my grandmother's funeral last month, they had the meal in the basement of their church. I ate shoved over in the corner of the Sunday school room, which was strangely decorated in a Chuck Norris theme. And they were really committed. There was a Chuck Norris poster on the door, Chuck Norris quotes on the walls, even an unfinished game of hangman on the chalk board where the answer was CH_CK N_R_IS. I was a bit hazy on the Chuck Norris-Jesus connection before I saw that picture, but I think it's a little clearer now. |
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| Apr 23rd, 2009 11:08 PM | ||
| Colonel Flagg |
Everyone knows dinosaurs are blotchy green and red, with iridescent scales and many rows of pointy teeth. Plus, they're hiding under your bed RIGHT NOW. 
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| Apr 23rd, 2009 12:01 PM | ||
| Dimnos |
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| Apr 19th, 2009 02:31 PM | ||
| ZeldaQueen |
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| Apr 19th, 2009 02:04 PM | ||
| 90's Child | Well, I beleive in evolution and think that Creationism is a load of shit, but I wish they were actually right about humans and dinosaurs living together. Why? Because that would be so fucking awesome if that actually happened, especially the part about humans putting saddles on Dinosaurs and riding them. | |
| Apr 17th, 2009 06:37 PM | ||
| DevilWearsPrada |
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| Apr 16th, 2009 11:53 PM | ||
| kahljorn | behind most "biting satire" is a stupid person, anyway. So you're safe with your assumptions. | |
| Apr 16th, 2009 03:51 PM | ||
| Kitsa | was it biting satire? I suspected when I saw the insane racism in the store....but then again, I've seen insane racism elsewhere. | |
| Apr 16th, 2009 03:49 PM | ||
| Colonel Flagg |
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 "Yes, some uncomplicated peoples still believe in this 'creation' myth. But here in the technologically superior vastness of [science], we can see, for example, that the past was very different." |
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| Apr 16th, 2009 01:58 PM | ||
| Kitsa | I hope I do soon. I'm having a hard time these days telling who's serious or not, because I've come to find that a lot of people really are that stupid. | |
| Apr 16th, 2009 01:48 PM | ||
| Big McLargehuge | Sooner or later you will catch on. | |
| Apr 15th, 2009 10:13 PM | ||
| Kitsa |
I'm conflicted. I want a Hopsiah the Kanga-Jew shirt, but I don't want them to have my money. Have you read the taglines in the store? They're hilarious. The kanga-jew economy priced shirt is "So cheap, it's like buying wholesale!". The economy Habu the Elephant shirts are priced so low "You can give them out to polytheistic villagers". Don't get me started on how they're calling thongs "chastity protectors". Are they serious? Really? Apparently this is all to fund their go-to-Africa-and-bring-back-dinosaurs project. It's like they fell asleep five minutes into Jurassic Park but still felt they got the gist of it. |
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| Apr 14th, 2009 10:35 AM | ||
| Dimnos |
I have definitive proof god exists and is merciful! 1) iPod ready car stereo  + 2)iPhone 3G  + 3)Pandora radio app.  Think about it... 
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| Apr 14th, 2009 07:24 AM | ||
| Babs | God kills his kids, live by that. | |
| Apr 14th, 2009 06:29 AM | ||
| Colonel Flagg | Creation Science <=> Jumbo Shrimp | |
| Apr 14th, 2009 12:33 AM | ||
| darkvare |
I PWN EVIL ROBOT MEANING I'M MORE POWERFUL THAN BOTH HAHAHAHAHA! back on topic i found the last experiment really funny the rodent ark shouldn't it be considerd animal cruelty |
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| Apr 13th, 2009 11:53 PM | ||
| Evil Robot | EVIL ROBOT PWNS GOD. | |
| Apr 13th, 2009 10:52 PM | ||
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| Apr 13th, 2009 10:37 PM | ||
| ZeldaQueen |
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| Apr 13th, 2009 10:32 PM | ||
| Dimnos |
http://www.atheists-for-jesus.com/ You know you want to click it. 
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| Apr 13th, 2009 10:05 PM | ||
| Colonel Flagg |
Yes. And fill the bathtub with BOILING HOT HOLY WATER. DEATH TO THE ABOMINATION! You see, science really is the work of SATAN. |
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