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Oct 26th, 2010 03:36 PM
FantasyWhoreDork What I meant was "a big Piper fan" not Carpenter. Carpenter did direct Roddy in the masterpiece "They Live" my mind farted and stunk up the message board, I am a huge Carpenter fan though. Sorry
Oct 26th, 2010 02:55 PM
FantasyWhoreDork Oh God, this movie seems like heaven. Atomic explosions, sex crazed nurses, professional wrestlers and mutant frogs! I am a big Carpenter fan, and I have never seen this, I will have to remedy that soon.
Mar 31st, 2010 06:12 PM
Tetsu Deinonychus I cannot believe there are sequels!
Mar 28th, 2010 07:18 PM
neoboman I remember they were showing They Live on TBS one night, and they were interviewing Piper before/after the commercials (I really miss shows doing cool stuff like this). He was asked what the worst movie he's ever made was, and he said Hell Comes to Frogtown. Given his track record, ouch.
Mar 27th, 2010 05:39 PM
All Hail Duke saw this years back, one of the sequels too

eh, think i'll pass on seeing this stuff again
Mar 26th, 2010 11:27 PM
Julio If a post-apocalyptic world is not one where I'm fighting to survive from a ravaging horde of zombies or the scarcity of food, but where I live to bang women then I'm in.
Mar 26th, 2010 05:55 PM
Terrible-D A few years back a co-worker and I were talking about movies when he proclaimed Hell comes to Frogtown to be the worst movie he's ever seen. As soon as I found out the plot, and that "Rowdy" Roddy Piper was the the star, I knew I had to see it. Luckily I found a copy on DVD(who would have thought) fairly cheap on amazon. I remember watching for the first time and wondering what amount, of what variety of drugs did the screenplay writer have to ingest to cook up this plot.
Crippling ball pain indeed.
Mar 26th, 2010 06:02 AM
Rufus the Perturbed If you guys are gonna review movies this bad, then you need to review Captain America. It came out in 1990 (I think), looks like it was filmed in the 70's, and may be even worse than 3 Dev Adam. Let me put it this way: it doesn't turn Spider-man into a multipying villian, but it does turn Captain America into a car-jacker and a total pussy. Oh, and it's horrendously stupid.
Mar 25th, 2010 04:38 PM
mistersamsa I picked up my copy of the DVD in the Bartel Drugs bargain bin (you can find all sorts of sweet movies in there). It's so cheap that the opening menu screen only has one button to select, and that ones labeled "STRAT".
Mar 25th, 2010 02:28 AM
Julio So the postapocalyptic world is not one where you have to avoid a horde of zombies or the chaos of dwindling resources, but rather one where the main objective is to get captured by a bunch of ladies and bang them? I'm in.
Mar 24th, 2010 05:33 PM
al_frank2000 Thanks for getting back to the long reviews! I really dig it!
Mar 24th, 2010 04:05 PM
Nick Who wouldn't bang a giant frog girl?
Mar 24th, 2010 02:35 PM
BurnPianoBurn yea, speaking of Doc Mock, you guys should show this flick. Would save me from having to find it on netflix or somewhere on the internet searching for hours to see pipers crippling ball pain moments.
Mar 24th, 2010 02:26 PM
BurnPianoBurn I remember watching the Series of Frog Towns. Each one I kept on waiting, and waiting for Greg the Hammer Valentine, Ricky Steamboat, Ric Flair, Jimmy Snukka, or even the Hulkster who he'd had notable feuds with to be part of one of these films. Unfortunately, IT never happened. It also made me want to grow up to be a rapist like Piper.
Mar 24th, 2010 11:34 AM
jhonnyD2 i don't really remember ......
Mar 24th, 2010 07:32 AM
Copper I think I remember watching this on "Up all Night" one time. I think I was more amused by the fact that it was Roddy Piper in the movie than anything else.
Mar 24th, 2010 05:18 AM
caffman I have this on VHS somewhere. Time to dig it out, or could this have a Doc mock tie in?
Mar 23rd, 2010 10:48 PM
Dr. Boogie There was a third sequel.
Mar 23rd, 2010 08:48 PM
Grislygus I saw both sequels
Mar 23rd, 2010 06:48 PM
robo_rob They used to show this movie often on local channels. At the time I swore it was the best movie ever, kinda do still for different reasons.
Mar 23rd, 2010 02:38 PM
Fear N Loathing Isn't Spangle the same broad from the first "Conan" flick? Conan's 'wife' I beleieve...

Good Lord in Heaven where did you find such an ODIOUS movie? Tellin' ya, it rates right up there with the "Troma Team" movies of the mid 80s. If you keep this up, why not review "Class of Nuke'em High" or the ever classic "Surf Nazis Must Die" because if y'all are gonna wade into shit, it may as well be the full out open cinamatic cesspool...
Mar 23rd, 2010 02:30 PM
Tetsu Deinonychus I caught this movie on the Sci-Fi Channel a few years back, and I've been waiting for you to review it ever since.

You did not disappoint! :D
Mar 23rd, 2010 01:50 PM
Mockery CRIPPLING BALL PAIN!!!
Mar 23rd, 2010 10:30 AM
10,000 Volt Ghost NYUK NYUL NYUK.

Piper does make one of the best faces ever when he gets hit in the junk. Every man on earth can feel that pain resonating within them from that face.
Mar 23rd, 2010 10:24 AM
Kitsunexus Awesomely strange, yet strangely awesome.
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