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Jun 14th, 2003 12:54 PM
kellychaos SNOOKUMS!
Jun 14th, 2003 12:41 PM
Esuohlim LOO
Jun 14th, 2003 12:32 PM
Jixby Phillips Fuck you.
Jun 14th, 2003 10:41 AM
kellychaos Will Batman free himself from the Joker's fiendish death trap? I'm on the edge of my seat here! Give, damn you!
Jun 13th, 2003 01:00 PM
Spectre X A!!!!! that's what I'll take.
Jun 13th, 2003 11:37 AM
Anonymous If glow's wasn't an answer, then A :<
Jun 13th, 2003 10:06 AM
glowbelly bee.

you
Jun 13th, 2003 10:01 AM
THROAT WOBBLAR_2000_4EVAR A WISE CHOIWSE JIXBY FILBATS!!!!11

thiankeng fastar tehn teh speed of lite, yuo cliambs teh tree fastar tehn teh spead of fast!!1 teh bees quickley persue tho!!!1 yuo can practicalley see teh hatred in thair eyes adn feal teh fite in their stingars. ONE TIHNG SI FOAUR SURE...

...!

TEHY WANT BLOODS!!1

ti si at tihs poiant taht yuo hvae a flashback so real taht yuo almoast blank out adn fall out teh tree liake a scaredey gural. ti si a memoray of wehn yuo ware two, sitteng on a couach whiale yuoar brothar layed dead on teh floor (tihs wsa not unsusual). YUO AER EATENG CHIPS!!11 not too menshun watcheng teh BOOB TUBE. a natare show si on and coiancicdent coincidentamalelley.. suprisengly ti si a natare show abuot BEES.

"BEES AFRAID OF PINE CONES" says teh natare host (i thiank ti wsa jack hannah or rickey lake I DOANT KNOW!!!)!11

"OMG THROW TEH PINE CONE" yuoar arm says as yuo snapps out teh dream. but whare can yuo fiand a pine cones?!?!1

"OVAR HARE!!1" yuoar arm shouts again as yuo adn teh arm yank a pine cone froam a nearbey squirreal hoale.

"I HOAP YUOAR YELLOAW JACKATS MATCH WELL WIATH PINE CONES BUG BRAINS!!!!11" screams you as yuo throw pine cone. ti woraks adn all the bees expload, curseng!!11

YUIO AER A WIN!!!!!!!1111111111111111

YUO HVAE GAINED +15 EXPERIANCE POIANTS

YUO HVAE GAINED +5 REPUTATSHUN

YUIO HAVE MULTIPAL CHOIACES AGAEN

DO YUO:

A.) search teh stoamped bee hiave foar treasure!1 (thare may be gold ore a swoard thare)

b) tak off yuoar pants adn LET TEH GOOD TIAMES ROLL
c staey up in teh tree adn throaw watar ballooons if somaeoane comes bye liake me adn my friand did oance if i wsant lyeng.
Jun 13th, 2003 09:55 AM
glowbelly my boyfriend's back and you're gonna be in trouble!!
Jun 13th, 2003 09:53 AM
kellychaos I second that "b" motion ... ASSHOALE!!1
Jun 13th, 2003 07:10 AM
Protoclown NOBODY can impersonate Throaty, FatSatan. This is the real article.
Jun 13th, 2003 04:27 AM
Jixby Phillips b.
Jun 13th, 2003 02:49 AM
FS Either Throaty changed his angle, or this is an imposter.
Jun 13th, 2003 01:16 AM
THROAT WOBBLAR_2000_4EVAR well weLL WELL ti seams tihs thread si quite teh talk of teh toawn!! quite teh bee's knees if yuo wiall. get it? bees knees becauyse soon we wiall be stompaing bee hives haHAha shut up

noaw befoare i gets back two narratshuning teh stoarey i hvae somaething too tell all teh peepole who doubt my superioraity adn strikeng highbroaw humoar:

eat rOADKILL

liake helm said i am teh funnyiest persoan in teh woarld let alone tehse boards adn if yuo doant agree tehn obviaousley yuo arent my friends NOR GOOD MARIAGE MATERIAL.

BTW NOOB3: yuoar webcam told me ti wsa sick of lookeng at yuoar unibrow all day whaile yuo recite passages from 'LITTAL WOMEN' HhhHAHhahahahHAHa ROFLOL

BACK TOO TEH STOAREY JACK

haveng noatehng bettar too do othar than stomps a bee hiave, yuo decides too stomps a bee hive. walkeng doawn teh road ti isant loang befoare yuo fiand a fresh bee hiave readey foaur the stompieng. angaray bees swarms in adn out, readey too protect thaier hive and sweet queen at ANY COST.

wiaht a toothey grin, yuo raise yuoar boot ovar teh bee hiave adn brings ti dowan! a FLUAREY of FLURIOUS bees flys froam teh crushed hiave, surrouandeng yuo!

SHIT! WIALL YUO

a) take ouat yuoar sell phoane adn dial 911
b - CLIMB A TREE AND THROW PINECOANES!!!!!!111 (tihs si teh best oen)
c) jump into a birdbath adn flop aruond
4 run intwo teh haunted haouse
Jun 12th, 2003 10:50 PM
Grazzt Luxury Yacht
Jun 12th, 2003 10:47 PM
Protoclown THROATY

Throat Wobblar de Mangro is not a character, and he is one of the funniest motherfuckers to have ever posted on these boards. I am happy to see that he is back.
Jun 12th, 2003 10:35 PM
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Jun 12th, 2003 10:29 PM
MrAdventure FEEL FREE TO SHUT YOUR MOUTH SCHIMID
Jun 12th, 2003 10:26 PM
Schimid
Jun 12th, 2003 10:18 PM
Helm Caught me there
Jun 12th, 2003 09:54 PM
Schimid ...He's your character, isn't he?
Jun 12th, 2003 09:49 PM
Helm Throat wobblar cannot be beaten! He's been doing the misspelling thing quite a bit longer than most idiots, and usually underneath that he's a good read.
Jun 12th, 2003 09:26 PM
Schimid Every joke involving someone misspelling just about every word and typing caps is stale. :/
Jun 12th, 2003 09:20 PM
Helm I love Throat Wobblar De Mango.
Jun 12th, 2003 09:15 PM
The Retro Kat We have to be tight, 4eva.
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