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Sep 16th, 2011 06:08 PM
Pentegarn I will admit that did plant the seed of the idea into my head
Sep 16th, 2011 05:03 PM
Colonel Flagg
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This is less disturbing if you read it while a stand up bass and beat are playing in the background while pretentious people pretend it is art
You've been listening again.
Sep 16th, 2011 02:25 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost beatniks pretty much are the spammers of yesteryear.
Sep 16th, 2011 10:38 AM
k0k0 Maybe I'll write down what a bunch of spambots write and go to a poetry house and say it. If I ever do, I'll record it and put it on here.
Sep 16th, 2011 07:00 AM
executioneer imagine tom waits is saying it
Sep 16th, 2011 06:59 AM
Pentegarn
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Discuss games and toys throughout the ages. ices the ice next to a minded contributor. The repeatable certificate flowers above the ash. His neat plastic smells a cream palace. Discuss games and toys throughout the ages. consumes an upstairs kingdom around an opinion.
This is less disturbing if you read it while a stand up bass and beat are playing in the background while pretentious people pretend it is art
Sep 16th, 2011 04:06 AM
executioneer you stay the hell away from my cream palace, spambot

it's the seat of my upstairs kingdom and the upstairs peasants would revolt if anything happened to it
Sep 16th, 2011 04:04 AM
ThrashO
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Discuss games and toys throughout the ages. ices the ice next to a minded contributor. The repeatable certificate flowers above the ash. His neat plastic smells a cream palace. Discuss games and toys throughout the ages. consumes an upstairs kingdom around an opinion.
actually reading this is kind of disturbing
Sep 16th, 2011 04:04 AM
executioneer wow
Sep 16th, 2011 04:04 AM
ThrashO Don't you try to derail this thread you cum sandwich.

TRY THIS CUNTSWORTH

AND THEN HELP ME FIND THE BEST PRICES ON HERBAL SUPPLEMENTS, JEWELRY AND AIR JORDANS
Sep 16th, 2011 03:05 AM
Arlena
Discuss games and toys throughout the ages.

Discuss games and toys throughout the ages. ices the ice next to a minded contributor. The repeatable certificate flowers above the ash. His neat plastic smells a cream palace. Discuss games and toys throughout the ages. consumes an upstairs kingdom around an opinion.
Jul 8th, 2011 02:12 PM
The Leader And all of the splinters would hurt.
Jul 7th, 2011 04:38 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost NO THANK YOU


NIGHTMARES FOREVER
Jul 7th, 2011 03:54 PM
Esuohlim MALES, FEMALES, WE'RE ALL JUST GIANT PAINS IN THE ASS

WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST FUCK PLANTS
Jul 7th, 2011 03:48 PM
creeposaurus Didn't it eventually turn into males complaining about femaley things, then females complaining about the femaley things that males complain about?
Jul 7th, 2011 05:13 AM
elx
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I feel so bad for my boyfriend, I think I'm schizophrenic. I want a lot and nothing.
this is even less relevant than my topic-invasion. is willie's thread our new females complain about femaley things area?
Jul 7th, 2011 02:59 AM
Tadao ELX, maybe your vagina feels huge and he's really likes you a lot and is trying to make sure that he pleases you.
Jul 6th, 2011 11:30 PM
Chojin i'm pretty sure that's a common side effect of having a vagina
Jul 6th, 2011 05:37 PM
creeposaurus I feel so bad for my boyfriend, I think I'm schizophrenic. I want a lot and nothing.
Jul 4th, 2011 03:19 PM
The Leader aw yeah
Jul 4th, 2011 02:12 AM
Sam IN THE GROOVE AND READY TO MOVE
Jul 2nd, 2011 03:50 AM
Fathom Zero tha ladiez are just flighty bitches prone to caprice
Jul 2nd, 2011 03:47 AM
ThrashO Some girls will let you know what they want, and some girls are stupid bitches who get off on treating you like shit because you haven't developed ESP yet.

Thats why before relations I make a list of things I'm going to do and then I tell them they can add or suggest things, but for the most part its 1: Insert penis, 2: thrust violently, 3: pretend to slip out, 4: joust into asshole "on accident", 5: clean blood off, 6: explode onto n body part, 7: make sandwhich, 8: play videogames, 9: sleep.

Usually they are too shy to add anything and plus I tell them that there are only 8 slots available and until I get bored of at least 2 of those things she's gonna have to deal with the shit.
Jul 2nd, 2011 03:21 AM
kahljorn
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I dunno guys, I am leaning towards the fact that there are just dumb fuckwits out there that can't pick up subtle hints that actually aren't so subtle because they are useless. But on the other hand I've had these mind reading expectations in the past and they are not fun.
man maybe i was wrong about men with vaginas
Jul 2nd, 2011 02:11 AM
Zhukov I dunno guys, I am leaning towards the fact that there are just dumb fuckwits out there that can't pick up subtle hints that actually aren't so subtle because they are useless. But on the other hand I've had these mind reading expectations in the past and they are not fun.

At the moment I've got loads of problems but a woman is not one of them
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