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Aug 23rd, 2011 03:49 PM
kahljorn
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man that first thread makes me feel pretty justified for banning kahl
Quit being so overly critical, fatvaginachojina.
Aug 23rd, 2011 01:44 PM
Dixie come on guys. i got mspaint ready to go. let's do this.
Aug 19th, 2011 04:07 PM
executioneer i also was less than impressed w/ mastodon's live show, which was kind of a surprise because I liked their stuff a lot beforehand
Aug 19th, 2011 03:53 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost I didn't go to see them though, they were the middle band :/
Aug 19th, 2011 03:03 PM
Grislygus That's like going to a pink floyd concert BACK INDA DAY and complaining about all the bullshit and lasers
Aug 19th, 2011 02:55 PM
Sam JUST LIKE DIZZYMISSLIZZY
Aug 19th, 2011 01:41 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost I haven't listened to them before I saw them live. They played an hour set that seemed to go on for much longer than that. The songs they played were long, slow and drawn out like a jam band. They also had a bunch of multi-colored slow moving jam type lights rotating everywhere. Just not a fan of prog/jam rock. I understand thats not what they used to play but I had to sit through an hour of that and it left a foul taste in my mouth.
Aug 19th, 2011 12:36 PM
Zomboid
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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost View Post
Long drawn out and boring? Sounds about right.
You shut the fuck up. I am soooo close to giving you a red pickle.
Aug 19th, 2011 10:54 AM
Colonel Flagg
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Originally Posted by k0k0 View Post
Take a hint from Don Carlson, Portland Oregon animator: There's always murder. Because the only thing that can give you a true boner is the scent of a dead woman/child's blood.
He hasn't killed anyone - you need to make them lose weight before you flay the skin from their flesh. (Put the lotion in the f***in' basket!)
Aug 18th, 2011 11:36 PM
k0k0 I remember there was a porn mag that sold videos that my friend had when I was a kid and one of the stars was moby dick. His penis was so gargantuan that it had to be a fake.
Aug 18th, 2011 11:19 PM
Sam
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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost View Post
Long drawn out and boring? Sounds about right.
YOU'RE FORGETTING THE VIOLENCE AND MOBY DICK IMAGERY.
Aug 18th, 2011 11:16 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost Long drawn out and boring? Sounds about right.
Aug 18th, 2011 11:11 PM
Sam It's gonna be like a Mastadon song.
Aug 18th, 2011 11:10 PM
Sam SHE'LL BE ON THE LAMB WHEN I'M DONE WITH HER.

BECAUSE THE WOOL OF A LAMB WILL ABSORB THE BLOOD FROM HER TORN ASUNDER GENITALIA.
Aug 18th, 2011 11:09 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost I think she is still on the lamb cause johnny law came a calling.
Aug 18th, 2011 11:07 PM
Sam The next time she comes back, Bill is going to hook me up with her.

Then I'll post the pictures of me airhorning her.
Aug 18th, 2011 11:02 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost If you mention dml 3 times in a row she comes back. She's like pram maven + candyman + a psycho bitch.
Aug 18th, 2011 09:20 PM
k0k0 Take a hint from Don Carlson, Portland Oregon animator: There's always murder. Because the only thing that can give you a true boner is the scent of a dead woman/child's blood.
Aug 18th, 2011 09:13 PM
Pentegarn
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Originally Posted by Tadao View Post
Pent should be punished for giving out tactics.
You're so bereft of creativity all of the sudden that you couldn't hatch a new strategy?
Aug 18th, 2011 09:11 PM
Pentegarn
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Originally Posted by Tadao View Post
Where'd you get that? the Bonbon cam?
Aug 18th, 2011 08:39 PM
Fathom Zero If it wasn't for dizzymisslizzy, I would never have had any erections.
Aug 18th, 2011 08:27 PM
Tadao
Aug 18th, 2011 08:20 PM
Sam Man, if it wasn't for Dizzymisslizzy I would never have had any infractions.
Aug 18th, 2011 07:46 PM
Chojin
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Originally Posted by Dizzymisslizzy
yep. i made my mother a drug addict... forced her to beat the shit out of me every day til i ran away when i was 14 years old. how did you know?
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Originally Posted by Chojin
Well, that explains the dizzy part.


i wish i could rep myself
Aug 18th, 2011 07:45 PM
Grislygus RED PICKLE LYNCH MOB
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