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Sep 4th, 2011 03:32 AM
k0k0
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Originally Posted by kahljorn View Post
SO MY EX WONT LET ME GET THE REST OF MY SHIT FROM THE APARTMENT CAUSE SHE BASICALLY LOCKED ME OUT AND FUCKED ME OUT OF THE APARTMENT AND THE LAST TIME I WAS THERE MOVING SHIT OUT SHE SHOWED UP HALFWAY THROUGH AND THREW A FIT AND STOOD OUTSIDE WITH HER ARMS CROSSED UNTIL WE LEFT

I might have to take her to small claims court. :O :O
This kind of happened to me with my first girlfriend 11 years ago. She came home when I was getting all of my shit out of her mom's house. She maced me. I grabbed the expensive chihuahua I bought her while near blinded, ran to my car and locked the door while coughing and drooling. I still have the dog. The girl contacted me 2 years ago to get together but she was really trashy by then. I think she was on meth or something at one point and it showed. She was such a good clean christian when I met her and I had so much fun ruining her values.
Sep 4th, 2011 12:08 AM
10,000 Volt Ghost

Veto official
Sep 3rd, 2011 07:05 PM
kahljorn that will also receive my veto!

the only cd i ever hung out with tried to touch my penis
Sep 3rd, 2011 10:09 AM
10,000 Volt Ghost I already put a block on that.
Sep 3rd, 2011 07:05 AM
kahljorn they'll want to touch your penis
Sep 3rd, 2011 03:03 AM
10,000 Volt Ghost Some other cd in my area wants to get together for a photoshoot, kind leaning on the going part.
Jun 7th, 2011 07:11 AM
Pentegarn Every time ThrashO posts, a baby cries, a puppy dies, and The View gets extended another year
Jun 7th, 2011 05:44 AM
LordSappington
Jun 7th, 2011 05:41 AM
ThrashO more like beat me to the lunch because i gobbled that trannys balls
Jun 7th, 2011 12:46 AM
Dimnos If I were a mod I would consider editing your post to say something dumb but then stop because you already beat me to the punch.
Jun 5th, 2011 03:43 AM
ThrashO I was on my way to work yesterday and I ended up blowing the tranny. It was so expensive.
Jun 5th, 2011 03:17 AM
10,000 Volt Ghost I was watching some tranny on cam earlier and her body looked good and then I saw her face and she looked like Tasslehoff Burrfoot. Kinda ruined it for me.
May 22nd, 2011 10:21 PM
Pentegarn I give this post 4 zugs, rate it chuckleworthy, and give it shiny trophee!
May 22nd, 2011 06:07 PM
Zuggernaut this thread is pathetic

is this another famous imockery joke
May 21st, 2011 01:32 PM
kahljorn MAYBE YOU CAN JUST SKYDIVE ONTO MY OLD PATIO AND GET MY STUFF/ SERVE THAT BITCH PAPERS
May 21st, 2011 11:07 AM
10,000 Volt Ghost yeah, its like the lawyer air force.
May 21st, 2011 10:53 AM
Chojin paralegal is like a paratrooper right
May 21st, 2011 10:15 AM
10,000 Volt Ghost I want to represent you as a lawyer/attorney/parapalegal.
May 21st, 2011 02:56 AM
kahljorn SO MY EX WONT LET ME GET THE REST OF MY SHIT FROM THE APARTMENT CAUSE SHE BASICALLY LOCKED ME OUT AND FUCKED ME OUT OF THE APARTMENT AND THE LAST TIME I WAS THERE MOVING SHIT OUT SHE SHOWED UP HALFWAY THROUGH AND THREW A FIT AND STOOD OUTSIDE WITH HER ARMS CROSSED UNTIL WE LEFT

I might have to take her to small claims court. :O :O
May 16th, 2011 04:29 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost The tassels are on top.
May 16th, 2011 04:12 PM
MLE All he's missing is the 2" wide tassel.
May 16th, 2011 02:38 PM
MarioRPG
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Originally Posted by MLE View Post
I just think that the cord looks like it's from some chintzy 80's curtains.
The dazzling veneer of the 1980's.
May 15th, 2011 09:34 PM
kahljorn

i totally didn't expect that

i thought it was gonna be, WHERES THE FUCKIN EMAIL GEORGE
May 15th, 2011 08:31 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost I see what you mean.
May 15th, 2011 07:21 PM
MLE I just think that the cord looks like it's from some chintzy 80's curtains.
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