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Oct 12th, 2011 04:03 PM
ThrashO
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Originally Posted by k0k0 View Post
I just laughed at the last picture because the xbox was sitting on a cereal box. I know, overheating and all that, but there's gotta be a better way.
perhaps he likes warm cereal
Oct 12th, 2011 12:36 AM
Evil Robot II God damn pram maven.
Oct 11th, 2011 10:23 PM
Pentegarn This did kind of go away from its intended course
Oct 11th, 2011 08:33 PM
kahljorn LOCK THREAD
Oct 11th, 2011 05:31 PM
k0k0 You're gonna get shitty cheeks. Just be careful. I've never had either problem because I don't wipe it like I'm a lazy mexican janitor (pram's words, not mine).
Oct 11th, 2011 05:20 PM
ThrashO
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Originally Posted by Evil Robot II View Post
NO BUT I HAVE DONE THAT TO MT TESTIVCLES
THE ONLY SOLUTION IS TO WIPE SIDE TO SIDE NOW
Oct 11th, 2011 12:55 PM
Zhukov
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Originally Posted by ThrashO View Post
For me whenever I have to take a huge shit but I'm holding it forever because im busy, as soon as I open the bathroom door and see the toilet I start shitting and there's always a good two inches of turd hanging out before I even get my pants off.
That's turtling, or touching cloth.
Oct 11th, 2011 06:59 AM
Pentegarn Why climb Mt Testivcles? To hug the mountain

Oct 11th, 2011 12:59 AM
Evil Robot II NO BUT I HAVE DONE THAT TO MT TESTIVCLES
Oct 10th, 2011 09:32 PM
kahljorn LOCK THREAD
Oct 10th, 2011 08:23 PM
Esuohlim
Oct 10th, 2011 07:57 PM
ThrashO For me whenever I have to take a huge shit but I'm holding it forever because im busy, as soon as I open the bathroom door and see the toilet I start shitting and there's always a good two inches of turd hanging out before I even get my pants off.

Ever have diarrhea and when you go to wipe it's so slippery that you'll slip and accidentally smear shit up the middle of your back?
Oct 10th, 2011 06:52 PM
King Hadas What do you call a farting ghost?

Ghastly
Oct 10th, 2011 08:49 AM
Zhukov When you really have to take a crap, and you are going to the toilet, and then suddenly you don't have to go anymore; that's a ghost shit.
Oct 10th, 2011 01:16 AM
ThrashO People always told me my shit was blue because i ate crunch berries all the time.

lies. it was ghosts.
Oct 10th, 2011 12:56 AM
Evil Robot II Your whole family must have taken shits like crazy when you were growing up.
Oct 5th, 2011 09:53 AM
10,000 Volt Ghost My mom worked at general mills for 25 years. We used to have a pallet of fucking cereal all the time. Gotta use it for something.
Oct 5th, 2011 08:02 AM
Pentegarn Not just any cereal box, that was Reese's Puffs cereal. That means generic hip hop performers show up at 10k's house every time he plays Xbox
Oct 5th, 2011 07:50 AM
k0k0 I just laughed at the last picture because the xbox was sitting on a cereal box. I know, overheating and all that, but there's gotta be a better way.
Oct 5th, 2011 01:25 AM
Zhukov at that last picture.
Oct 5th, 2011 01:17 AM
10,000 Volt Ghost Regarding ghost energy. We took these pictures with my cam once.

My friend bob


Me channeling the 10,000 volt ghost

Oct 4th, 2011 09:53 AM
k0k0 Unfinished business man. Cavemen just wanted food and a place to stay. They fucked what they fucked and when they died, their shit was done. It's natural law. It wasn't til we got civilized that we started regretting shit that we did.

History lesson:

The indians were the first fuckers to really get it. They were more civilized than most dudes in town at the time. That's why there's haunted indian burial grounds. Savages? The motherfuckers figured out how to use every piece of a filthy animal. Even the butthole. So when they teach us jerks how to make butthole turkey, we become civilized and the cycle moves forward. Now we want to stay around and chat with dudes and pull their hair. So get with the program, ghosts are dicks and they're real.
Oct 4th, 2011 09:19 AM
Zhukov Where are all the caveman ghosts? People have been dying for millions of years. I would think that my small living room alone would be filled with ghosts all jostling to move my coffee table and creak the floorboards.

Oct 3rd, 2011 08:28 PM
Supafly345 Here is my actual serious reason why ghosts cannot exist, that I am only giving because I don't know why hey maybe we can bump gums about it
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If a ghost can be seen, then it means that either they are generating or reflecting light, which means they are a disembodied cloud of energy, which isn't unthinkable, or its a supernaturally manipulated ball of dust or something, in a room with very specific lighting. The energy thing isn't plausible not because we don't know if its even possible for such a thing to exist, but because it couldn't exist in a house wired for electricity. The dust thing honestly I just made up and I don't know if its a good argument because I haven't thought about it much.

For ghosts that you hear, and don't see: the sounds that you hear that were made by supernatural means would not be something that could be caused by conventional means. It takes a legitimate physical presence to create noises like footsteps, ringing bells, or rocking noises. Now this puts the witness in a compromising position because it can be very hard to describe something you've never heard of before- but, there would be many different occurrences of a similar sounding thing happening wherever, so that's not an excuse. But most likely if you did hear something you can't explain and you think its a ghost than it simply is just a personal little experience that should not be expected to be seriously considered by others.
If I had to I imagine what kind of sound something that fits the motif of a ghost would be, then it would be like a faint crackle or something, because a loud something would take more energy than would be put into the effort of recreating a grandpa moan.


Now what if they are just run of the mill, supernatural, non-corporeal leprichauns or jesus creatures? They aren't effected by gravity. Wherever they manifest themselves in the universe would quickly vanish from their site as the rotation of the earth, the clockwork of the solar system, the spinning of the galaxy, and the goddamn expansion of the universe would have moved it millions of miles away from that spot as soon as they arrive.

Unless you think the supernatural is pantheistic or something, then I guess all ghosts exist everywhere at once.
Oct 3rd, 2011 07:18 PM
ItalianStereotype This wasn't a light touch. It was hard enough to yank my head down in a fashion opposite of what would be natural in the position I was in. I wasn't falling asleep, I wasn't in bed, I was downloading movies and reading comics.
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