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Aug 9th, 2012 05:05 AM
kahljorn MY GREAT GRANDMA IS 103 AND SHE STILL TALKS SHIT ON PEOPLE
Aug 9th, 2012 02:39 AM
10,000 Volt Ghost all jokes aside. mae young is probably the most indestructible person ever.
Aug 9th, 2012 02:28 AM
kahljorn OMG
SO ON THE "PEOPLE YOU MAY KNOW" ON FACEBOOK ALL thESE ASSHOLES I MORe OR LESS DONt KNOW MUST BE FRIENDS OF MY eX SInce SHe uSed MY CeLLphoNE ALL THE TIME

THERES ONE OLD DUDE WHO HAS THE SAME FIRST NAME AS THE PEDOPHILE GUY WHO TALKED TO MY GIRLFRIEND AND HES ALL OLD AND KINDA pedopHILE LOOKIN AND ALSO It SAYS HE WAS A SPECIAL ED TEACHER
:O
MAYBE ITS NOT HIM THOUGH AND HES LIKE A PILLAR OF THE COMMUNITY
Aug 5th, 2012 09:16 AM
Kitsa What in the blue fuck did I just watch

What happened to wrestling?

OH, LOOK, THEY GOT GRANDMA BY THE HAIR, RIGHT INTO THE FORCED CUNNILINGUS AND THE POWERSMASH INTO THE TABLE!!! OH, THERE'S BUBBA IN THAT ORGASMIC TRANCE...
Aug 4th, 2012 11:02 PM
kahljorn maybe the baby was a conehead
Aug 4th, 2012 10:01 PM
Chojin
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Originally Posted by Kitsa View Post
>Bruno had a key to his ex-girlfriend's Jersey City apartment and had been hiding inside Friday morning, waiting for her to get home.
>The 21-year-old friend threatened to call 911 and Bruno allegedly turned on her, slicing her up with a household cutting device
>forcing her out a third-floor window while she was holding her infant in her arms
>Then he ran down the fire escape and, with a table, continued to assault the mother of his child

then

>He claimed his ex-girlfriend was trying to stab him while holding their baby

SELF-DEFENSE

Jul 29th, 2012 11:24 PM
Colonel Flagg
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[Bruno] was found inside a refrigerator in a vacant building near where his siblings live.
Really?
Jul 28th, 2012 02:06 PM
Tadao OH NO! BRUNO!
Jul 28th, 2012 02:02 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost
Jul 28th, 2012 11:02 AM
Kitsa Defenestrate the Ex Part Trois
Jul 27th, 2012 10:49 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost Send in the cunts.
Jul 27th, 2012 06:05 PM
Tadao I bet there are a ton of local angry moms with nothing better to do than stalk that cunt until she fucks up. ;/
Jul 27th, 2012 05:22 PM
kahljorn i dont know how to hack her e-mail the only reason i got in b4 is cuz she didn't log out and there was something in the history that said, "Car sex" so i clicked it and it opened it ;/
Jul 27th, 2012 05:11 PM
Tadao Dude, hack her email and turn her ass in.
Jul 27th, 2012 02:13 PM
kahljorn so like i sorta found out my ex went around and told my family a bunch of shit about me to try to act like a victim of abuse. plus she told everyone else i knew where I used to live the same kind of crap to try to say shes like a victim of abuse

i dont think i really told anyone this but she punched me in my face like a thousand times and tried to murder me on multiple occasions, so now I kinda want to send her family an e-mail telling them how evil she is.
plus she had sex with this highschool pedophile teacher dude and described one of her nieces to him as like cybersex or something. wtf. I felt so disgusted by it plus I had to invade her e-mail to se eit so I was ashamed to tell anyone, but with all this penn state stuff goin on i kinda feel like a coward.

WHAT SHOULD I DO?
Jul 24th, 2012 08:39 AM
Kitsa 10K and the angry inch

Anatomically speaking, it's your balls that are too dangerous
Jul 24th, 2012 12:10 AM
10,000 Volt Ghost I'm just gonna lop bonesaw off or something. This penis is too dangerous.
Jul 23rd, 2012 05:12 PM
Kitsa Familiar camera angle.
Jul 23rd, 2012 04:47 PM
Tadao
Jul 23rd, 2012 04:47 PM
Tadao Because I'd rather talk about coupons than her ugly its and damaged asshole.
Jul 23rd, 2012 03:03 PM
Kitsa One coupon per purchase means one coupon per item you purchase. This is true almost universally except at certain stores that will allow you one store coupon and one manufacturer coupon per item. Places like CVS and Target do that.

How the hell did we get here from 10k's ex's stretch marks?
Jul 23rd, 2012 02:42 PM
Tadao AH! But you can still do the lube/free dinner thing and then use your food stamps for more free dinners.

I've never understood the whole multiple coupon thing. On the back of my coupons they say "Only 1 per purchase" or whatever rendering my second coupon useless. I know I'm doing it wrong and learn how to do it right since the government only gives me 900 a month for everything. Can't get food stamps because cost of food is included in the 900.
Jul 23rd, 2012 02:22 PM
Kitsa FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION ANAL LUBE

About 6-8 months ago, KY put out a coupon for...oh, I think it was like 2 or 3 dollars off any KY product. This enabled people to get the normal, no-frills tubes of it for free or better (if the coupon was worth more than it cost, some stores give you a credit for the difference...people get whole cartloads of groceries free that way). So what people were doing was ordering packs of 10 coupons from clipping services and going to get 10 tubes of lube. Times ten. Times ten. People in coupon groups were showing off pictures of Rubbermaid tubs filled with hundreds of tubes of lube that was not only free, but had bought their pot roast and potatoes with the overage.

So I guess you can do the food stamp route, but then where's the thrill of hundreds of tubes of free lube that buy you dinner?

But we've digressed.
Jul 23rd, 2012 11:13 AM
Tadao Yeah but if you use coupons and food stamps for baby supplies, you have more money left over for booze, weed and anal lube.
Jul 22nd, 2012 11:53 PM
kahljorn paying full price with food stamps is the heart of luxury and it helps our economy.

i aint so unpatriotic as to use coupons
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