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| Feb 12th, 2003 08:33 PM | |
| slavemason | Surveying the churches in my area, it looks like Jesus is torn between Tommy Hilfiger and Fubu garb. |
| Feb 12th, 2003 01:30 PM | |
| Systemz | I just saw Chicago. Now that movie's got some choreography (and shiny outfits). If Jesus was alive today, what would he wear? I think Jesus is the sort of guy who buys sale items from exclusive designers from places like Thailand and Egypt. |
| Feb 12th, 2003 12:41 PM | |
| slavemason | I have to agree that the choreography would be pretty supernatural. I'm sure Lionel Richie would kill himself after witnessing such moves. |
| Feb 11th, 2003 02:49 PM | |
| Systemz | Can you imagine what God's semen would go for retail? We'd have little test-tube jesuses popping up all over - healing Lepers, throwing moneylenders out of temples - they'd probably form their own street gang a-la West Side Story. And the choreography! Immaculate. |
| Feb 11th, 2003 04:49 AM | |
| sadie | and maybe a little ugly on the side. |
| Feb 10th, 2003 09:02 PM | |
| CaptainBubba |
Gods fecal waste is immaculate and as soft and swiftly moving as the western wind. The rectum of the lord needs not be cleansed with earthly sheets of two-ply bark! Our father in heaven is too busy masturbating. |
| Feb 10th, 2003 08:54 PM | |
| slavemason | NOW you're starting to get the idea. One gold star for Helm! |
| Feb 10th, 2003 04:21 PM | |
| Helm | If you were made in God's image, does that mean that God is fucking dumbass? |
| Feb 10th, 2003 12:23 PM | |
| slavemason |
Theosophical Ass Scratcher If man was made in God's image, does God have to wipe his/her ass after shitting? This Revelation came to me while walking the dog. |
