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May 31st, 2012 02:11 PM
Tadao American girls like a tightly wrapped cock.
May 31st, 2012 02:04 PM
Zhukov My brother had to get circumcised in primary school because a bully kicked him in the penis. I'm sure chojin has had a similar such experience rather than something stupid like believing in a religion.
May 30th, 2012 01:34 PM
Tadao Thats going to be an impossible task with all those "vitamins" that you take.
May 30th, 2012 01:06 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost
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where is jeanette; we need her input

i have to get circumcised next week or so and the doctor said i can't have any sexual activity for 4 weeks if i want it to heal right


thus far i'm having the worst spring ever

details when the dust clears

maybe
Is your dick too big?
May 30th, 2012 11:57 AM
captain516 I've never heard of people having to get snipped.
Are you converting to Judaism or something?
May 30th, 2012 04:29 AM
Chojin where is jeanette; we need her input

i have to get circumcised next week or so and the doctor said i can't have any sexual activity for 4 weeks if i want it to heal right


thus far i'm having the worst spring ever

details when the dust clears

maybe
May 28th, 2012 11:00 AM
Zhukov I just took it to day 2.

Can this thread please not turn into a masturbation diary?
May 27th, 2012 07:01 PM
Esuohlim I also jerked it to the apocalypse's one year anniversary
May 27th, 2012 04:37 PM
kahljorn
May 25th, 2012 01:03 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost I took it day to 52.
May 25th, 2012 08:01 AM
Zhukov Are you serious? Well.

Nice display of willpower, I suppose. How far are you going to take this display?
May 21st, 2012 04:16 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost I'll tell those israelers that I'm on day 52 and I've got + 37% to my magic find now.
May 21st, 2012 04:01 PM
kahljorn
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Anyway, I'm pretty sure that after a while it starts coming out of its own accord whether you like it or not, so you might as well use that mana to magically make you feel better before you get up in the morning or go to sleep at night.
tell that to the israelites
May 21st, 2012 10:06 AM
Zhukov Thought you were talking about female humans there for a bit.
May 19th, 2012 07:13 PM
Kitsa Reminds me of that experiment with the bird where they gave it the choice of a dopamine hit or a female bird ready to go at the push of the button, and the bird just did hit after hit after hit, rather than waste energy on sex, and died in like 8 days.
May 14th, 2012 12:30 PM
Zhukov I don't know what you guys plan to spend your mana on, other than swaggering like a wizard.

Anyway, I'm pretty sure that after a while it starts coming out of its own accord whether you like it or not, so you might as well use that mana to magically make you feel better before you get up in the morning or go to sleep at night.
May 13th, 2012 08:48 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost Thats probably why I feel like I have the swagger of a wizard then.
May 13th, 2012 04:08 PM
kahljorn according to ancient indian medicine knowledge, the more you cum the less magic you have

save your mana
May 13th, 2012 10:49 AM
10,000 Volt Ghost I'm planning on living forever. If I can line up a bunch of chicks doggystyle and creampie this king kong load into her it would reverse human centipede them. For sure.
May 13th, 2012 03:44 AM
Esuohlim Exactly. Life's too short to not be ejaculating as often as possible
May 13th, 2012 03:10 AM
Zhukov Well then fuck that.
May 12th, 2012 03:22 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost
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Originally Posted by Zhukov View Post
Does sex count? I reckon I could achieve this goal if it does. Otherwise: FUCK THAT.
Everything counts.
May 12th, 2012 03:19 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost
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Originally Posted by Tadao View Post
Satan lives in my tissue bin?
The sin bin
May 12th, 2012 09:46 AM
Zhukov Does sex count? I reckon I could achieve this goal if it does. Otherwise: FUCK THAT.
May 9th, 2012 01:52 PM
Tadao Satan lives in my tissue bin?
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