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Mar 17th, 2003 08:17 PM
Matt Harty There goes the neighborhood.
Mar 17th, 2003 08:17 PM
James
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Originally Posted by The Unseen
I cant believe that this thread went on for four pages and no idiot came and fucked it up
You obviously didn't read Royal Tenenbaum's responses in those 4 pages.

Not that I blame you. It's a very smart move on your part.
Mar 17th, 2003 07:36 PM
Royal Tenenbaum Well, fortunately, you did it on page 5.
Mar 17th, 2003 06:55 PM
The Unseen I cant believe that this thread went on for four pages and no idiot came and fucked it up
Mar 12th, 2003 08:01 PM
MaskedMonk
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Originally Posted by Chojin
Wowzas, Monk! All these virgins on an internet forum, of all places!

Who would've thunk, huh?
It's MADNESS
Mar 12th, 2003 07:59 PM
Les Waste

Mar 11th, 2003 02:29 PM
Anonymous Wowzas, Monk! All these virgins on an internet forum, of all places!

Who would've thunk, huh?
Mar 11th, 2003 02:21 PM
MaskedMonk
Re: Another?!

tehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehehe they're talking about masturbating teeheheheheheehehehehehehehehehehehehe

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Originally Posted by Jeanette X
Quote:
Originally Posted by Protoclown
I LEFT HIM BEHIND WHEN I BECAME A MAN

(WHO IS STILL A VIRGIN, BUT WHO'S COUNTING ANYWAY )
Wow. Now I don't feel so bad about being 20 and a virgin.
18! Sweet!
Mar 11th, 2003 01:38 PM
Royal Tenenbaum What are you talking about?
Mar 11th, 2003 01:06 PM
Helm Does fishing out that old and forgotten bottle of lotion from behind the sofa constitute 'the lady being over'?
Mar 11th, 2003 12:33 PM
CaptainBubba
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Originally Posted by Royal Tenenbaum
Wouldn't the fact my girlfriend wants me to suck on her tits make me feel like cool beans? I definitely never check the boards when she's over, becasue, obviously, I have better things to do.
Mar 11th, 2003 11:31 AM
Matt Harty Like masturbate
Mar 11th, 2003 11:22 AM
Royal Tenenbaum Wouldn't the fact my girlfriend wants me to suck on her tits make me feel like cool beans? I definitely never check the boards when she's over, becasue, obviously, I have better things to do.
Mar 11th, 2003 01:36 AM
soundtest
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Originally Posted by Jamesman
"Hey baby, come suck on my titties!"

"In a minute. I gotta check out the board and reply to anything that I can to make myself feel like I'm cool beans."
Mar 11th, 2003 01:01 AM
Protoclown Eh, I don't feel so bad about being 25 and being a virgin anymore. It's not a big deal when you get down to it. It really isn't.

I mean, I'm 25 and I've never gone skydiving either.
Mar 11th, 2003 12:52 AM
Jeanette X
Idiot.

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Originally Posted by Royal Tenenbaum
Well, why don't you just go pay for sex already? Because that is who you've been getting the miniscule experiences you're accumulating. Paying a stripper to rub her tits in your face, and actually having a relationship with someone is pretty fucking far removed.
Hey fucktard, he didn't pay for the stripper. And kindly point out to me where he equated getting a lap dance with a relationship.

Prick.
Mar 11th, 2003 12:44 AM
Jeanette X
Another?!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Protoclown
I LEFT HIM BEHIND WHEN I BECAME A MAN

(WHO IS STILL A VIRGIN, BUT WHO'S COUNTING ANYWAY )
Wow. Now I don't feel so bad about being 20 and a virgin.
Mar 10th, 2003 11:48 PM
Anonymous Do not bump threads, you unfunny dickjob.
Mar 10th, 2003 01:57 PM
The Unseen Any1 heard the song "A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying" by the Bloodhound Gang, that song is soooo LOL
Feb 23rd, 2003 01:18 AM
James And who can argue with logic like that?
Feb 23rd, 2003 01:03 AM
Royal Tenenbaum I just can't help posting negative things about Jamesman because he is such a huge jackass loser. That's why it turns into arguments.
Feb 23rd, 2003 12:35 AM
Cybernetico Why has a thread about a lap dance turned into an arguement. Why don't we all just get along and give our congrats to proto, eh?
Feb 22nd, 2003 10:28 PM
James Hey, still being retarded? You are? OK.
Feb 22nd, 2003 10:12 PM
Royal Tenenbaum He also never showers, gets laid, or wipes his ass.
Feb 22nd, 2003 06:33 PM
Rez
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Originally Posted by Jamesman

Oh, and if your lady enjoys being drilled like sheetrock to the beat of "Wonderwall," then don't let her go no matter what.



jamesman never fails.
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