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Jul 5th, 2003 10:50 AM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by Rev. Danno
Also... Chojin... Stop posting as your own girlfriend, It's bad enough that Rog does it.
Yeah but Chojin has the pictures to back up BOTH characters.
Jul 4th, 2003 12:50 PM
Jeanette X Try www.match.com . Be sure to put your AIM name into the profile, and then add the profile names of people you are interested in onto your buddy list, because sometimes people use their AIM names. Thats how I met my bf. I beat the system!
Jul 4th, 2003 09:55 AM
Daphne My bf collects transformers, comics and toys and I love him to bits.

I know lots of girls into 'geek stuff', and they are hot too. You need to meet more goth chicks (not the annoying kind though, be careful)
Jul 4th, 2003 06:58 AM
FS I think a Klingon pick-up line would consist of trying to knock her out by repeatededly slamming your forehead into hers, then dragging her home and try to break each other's bones.
Jul 4th, 2003 12:21 AM
AChimp The hope is turning into dark brooding.
Jul 3rd, 2003 11:52 PM
Rev. Danno I was on a date once, & I told a woman I was into D&D, she said, "me too!". She thought I said B&D... Yeah, things didn't work out...
But, I have met sevral women intrested in my Batman collection from the late 60's, & also if a woman is dressed as Slave-girl Lhea... I can promise you she will go home with you If you mention geek stuff...
Don't lose hope Achimp!!!
Also... Chojin... Stop posting as your own girlfriend, It's bad enough that Rog does it.
Jul 3rd, 2003 11:50 PM
Helm "Your honour is commendable! Let us retire in my private chambers for further discource!"
Jul 3rd, 2003 09:25 PM
MLE that would be awesome
Jun 10th, 2003 11:39 PM
Sethomas I just now decided that the most useless book that could possibly be published is: Klingon Pick-Up Lines.
Jun 10th, 2003 12:36 PM
AChimp AChimp = Hot Geek Stuff
Jun 10th, 2003 12:12 PM
kellychaos I thought that it was a competitive, homosexual activitiy for nerds ... the winner gets a free trip to the emergency room.
Jun 10th, 2003 11:46 AM
Pub Lover 'Geek Stuff' = AChimp
Jun 10th, 2003 11:35 AM
Jeanette X
Quote:
Originally Posted by AChimp
I have yet to meet a girl that likes geek stuff.
Define "Geek stuff".
Jun 10th, 2003 11:02 AM
Blackjack Well stop liking geek stuff then!

Get into horseriding! Meet lots of very rich girls in tight righting pants!
Jun 10th, 2003 09:44 AM
AChimp I have yet to meet a girl that likes geek stuff.
Jun 10th, 2003 01:04 AM
Jeanette X
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kitty of Doom
Video games get girls

Haha, how can Ken and Barbie fuck without genitalia? I used to do that too.....
My mother actually commented that my Barbie house looked like a bordello.
Jun 10th, 2003 12:50 AM
Kitty of Doom Video games get girls

Haha, how can Ken and Barbie fuck without genitalia? I used to do that too.....
Jun 9th, 2003 05:48 PM
Jeanette X Transformers? I was too busy making Ken fuck Barbie to play with those.
Jun 9th, 2003 10:00 AM
Anonymous Girls love Homestar Runner, too.

But not all of us.
Jun 9th, 2003 07:03 AM
Blackjack
Protoclown! All is not lost!

Proto, man, you won't believe this:

Girls LOVE Transformers!

I'm serious! Since I began collecting old school 1984 Transformers in around February, I've had two girls round to my house and in both cases they instantly notice them on the shelf and get really interested! So a merry time can be had explaining about the good guys and the bad guys, who transforms into what, then letting them have a go themselves. Putting the tapes into Soundwave's tape compartment goes down especially well!

My theory is basically, girls have shit for toys. So when the nostalgia gene kicks in, they have to steal our retro goodness which was much cooler than anything Mattel had to offer girls in the 80s.

So the moral of the story? Transformers will help you get GIRLS!!! (Just don't take it too seriously, mind!!)

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