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Jul 6th, 2003 04:16 AM | |
Sethomas |
Alias: Sethomas, previously Winston Smith Gender: to male for my own good Location: Hoosier Heartland Age: 19 Looking for: someone lacking a Y chromosome Marital Status: single Ethnicity: white and native american Hair: auburn fro Eyes: usually blue Body Type: I'll show you mine if you show me yours Education: current college student Employment: not currently Profession: physics lab bitch Religion: roman catholic Religious Services: weekly Political Views: socialist democrat Smoking: pipe and hookah, occasionally Drinking: socially Kids: nope Wants Kids: nope Groups: Mensa, I might join the SCA Interests: history, metaphysics, physics More about me: I'm diagnosed as schizoaffective What I am looking for: a lass who can ROCK Conversation Starters: will you make out with me? |
Jul 4th, 2003 11:50 PM | |
Anonymous | SAVED :< |
Jul 4th, 2003 09:45 PM | |
Helm |
Alias: AAAAAAAB (so I appear first in the list of personalsrofl) Gender: bird Location: arctic circle Age: a mean well Looking for: Ottawa Marital Status: 23/23 Hp 0/0 MP (I'm a fighter, not a lover lol) Ethnicity: Racist Hair: long Eyes: only for yyo\\1 Body Type: normal, I'm afraid :/ Education: BURNING AMBITION Employment: Never Profession: PhD but I didn't make Battlecruiser lol Religion: I drink blood to keep myself young Religious Services: kissing Political Views: Once I drank ink and I was afraid to look in the bowl after I pooped ha Smoking: Drinking Drinking: Kids Kids: if they smile Wants Kids: I already answered that ![]() Groups: when I have my guitar strapped on I am Interests: deconstructive humour lololrofl More about me: |
Jul 4th, 2003 05:55 PM | |
kahljorn |
Alias: Candy Pants Gender: Hemaphrodite Location: Cali Age: 19 Looking for: God Marital Status: Empty Ethnicity: Native american and welsh ![]() Hair: Dark blonde and unwashed Eyes: Blue Body Type: Hot as hell, and with that hour glass figure, 115 pounds! Education: HIGH SCHOOL DROP OUT Employment: NONE Profession: SEE ABOVE Religion: SEE ABOVE Religious Services: Stealing money from the donation tray Political Views: Politics suck ![]() Smoking: BUd, cryst-al Drinking: Vodka. Vodka. Vodka. Vodka. Vodka. Vodka. Steel reserve? Kids: ZERO Wants Kids: FUCK NO, I HATE WALRUS' Groups: What the fuck? Interests: PLUSH More about me: I like stuff, stuff that can be wrought. What I am looking for: Money and somebody to leech off of, and gifts. Conversation Starters: umm, "Want to get faded?" "Give me a gravity, I damn your houuuussseeeee" |
Jul 4th, 2003 02:53 PM | |
sadie |
egads! not another one. ![]() |
Jul 4th, 2003 11:13 AM | |
Pub Lover |
Re: I-Mockery Personal Ads... Alias: Luke, Pub, 'Hey!' Gender: Male Location: NZ Age: 20 Looking for: Uncertain Marital Status: Single Ethnicity: Celt Hair: Blondish Eyes: Hazel Body Type: No Idea Education: Not Really Employment: Tech Profession: Again, Not Really. Religion: Mostly Xian. Religious Services: None. Political Views: Extensive & Inaccurate. Smoking: No Drinking: Light Kids: No Wants Kids: Never Groups: No Interests: Varied to non-existant. More about me: I have no prospects past tomorrow. What I am looking for: See Above. Conversation Starters: "You ever read that personal ad thread on I-mock? I actually answered that truthfully. Colon Open-Bracket" |
Jul 4th, 2003 01:25 AM | |
Rev. Danno |
Alias:Rev. Danno, Charcy the Charc boy, Gender:I trancend gender Location:Look to your left, under my Avatar Age:27/ looks 17 Looking for: Marital Status: Ethnicity:Cracker Hair:Greasy, & red... Eyes:Crossed Blood Type:O+ Education:Obedience school Employment:sometimes Profession:Barista of the GODS! Religion:Jewtacular Religious Services:Sacrifices in the name of Cthulhu Political Views: Smoking:Say nope to dope Drinking:& driving Kids:none I know of Wants Kids:you don't mean for sex do you? 'Cause that's just gross. Groups:of crows are known as a murder Interests:stuff, & things More about me:I just wanna rub it on your leg What I am looking for:A leg to rub it on... Conversation Starters: Hey! Nice pants... |
Jul 4th, 2003 01:13 AM | |
James |
Alias: Jamesman, James, Daddy, Mr. Belvedere Gender: Male-ish Location: Connecticut, USA Age: 19. 20 in a month. Looking for: My Chrono Trigger strategy guide. Marital Status: Hahahahaha. Ethnicity: Jamaican, Arab, French, Jamaican. Hair: ALL OVER Eyes: Two brown ones... in my FACE! ![]() Body Type: Human Education: Edd-yoo-cat-eon? Employment: Nope Profession: None Religion: None Religious Services: None Political Views: None Smoking: No Drinking: No Kids: No Wants Kids: NO Groups: NO Interests: NO More about me: I'm hung like a Raisinette, bitches. What I am looking for: If you don't take it in the ass, then suck it off and let me jizz in your hair, you're NOT THE ONE FOR ME. ![]() Conversation Starters: "What are you wearing?" |
Jul 4th, 2003 12:42 AM | |
Rev. Danno |
I-Mockery Personal Ads... Ok, Here we are In Loveline... Anyone gettin' any love? No... Why not post an I-Mockery Personal ad... Hehehe... Sure, and maybe some hot girl will come along, & say to herself, "WOW! a 19 y/o who likes to play with G.I.-Joes still! Alias: Gender: Location: Age: Looking for: Marital Status: Ethnicity: Hair: Eyes: Body Type: Education: Employment: Profession: Religion: Religious Services: Political Views: Smoking: Drinking: Kids: Wants Kids: Groups: Interests: More about me: What I am looking for: Conversation Starters: Rog... Please sticky this... |