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Jul 6th, 2003 04:16 AM
Sethomas Alias: Sethomas, previously Winston Smith
Gender: to male for my own good
Location: Hoosier Heartland
Age: 19
Looking for: someone lacking a Y chromosome
Marital Status: single
Ethnicity: white and native american
Hair: auburn fro
Eyes: usually blue
Body Type: I'll show you mine if you show me yours
Education: current college student
Employment: not currently
Profession: physics lab bitch
Religion: roman catholic
Religious Services: weekly
Political Views: socialist democrat
Smoking: pipe and hookah, occasionally
Drinking: socially
Kids: nope
Wants Kids: nope
Groups: Mensa, I might join the SCA
Interests: history, metaphysics, physics
More about me: I'm diagnosed as schizoaffective

What I am looking for: a lass who can ROCK

Conversation Starters: will you make out with me?
Jul 4th, 2003 11:50 PM
Anonymous SAVED :<
Jul 4th, 2003 09:45 PM
Helm Alias: AAAAAAAB (so I appear first in the list of personalsrofl)
Gender: bird
Location: arctic circle
Age: a mean well
Looking for: Ottawa
Marital Status: 23/23 Hp 0/0 MP (I'm a fighter, not a lover lol)
Ethnicity: Racist
Hair: long
Eyes: only for yyo\\1
Body Type: normal, I'm afraid :/
Education: BURNING AMBITION
Employment: Never
Profession: PhD but I didn't make Battlecruiser lol
Religion: I drink blood to keep myself young
Religious Services: kissing
Political Views: Once I drank ink and I was afraid to look in the bowl after I pooped ha
Smoking: Drinking
Drinking: Kids
Kids: if they smile
Wants Kids: I already answered that
Groups: when I have my guitar strapped on I am
Interests: deconstructive humour lololrofl
More about me:
Jul 4th, 2003 05:55 PM
kahljorn Alias: Candy Pants
Gender: Hemaphrodite
Location: Cali
Age: 19
Looking for: God
Marital Status: Empty
Ethnicity: Native american and welsh
Hair: Dark blonde and unwashed
Eyes: Blue
Body Type: Hot as hell, and with that hour glass figure, 115 pounds!
Education: HIGH SCHOOL DROP OUT
Employment: NONE
Profession: SEE ABOVE
Religion: SEE ABOVE
Religious Services: Stealing money from the donation tray
Political Views: Politics suck
Smoking: BUd, cryst-al
Drinking: Vodka. Vodka. Vodka. Vodka. Vodka. Vodka. Steel reserve?
Kids: ZERO
Wants Kids: FUCK NO, I HATE WALRUS'
Groups: What the fuck?
Interests: PLUSH
More about me: I like stuff, stuff that can be wrought.

What I am looking for: Money and somebody to leech off of, and gifts.

Conversation Starters: umm, "Want to get faded?" "Give me a gravity, I damn your houuuussseeeee"
Jul 4th, 2003 02:53 PM
sadie egads! not another one.
Jul 4th, 2003 11:13 AM
Pub Lover
Re: I-Mockery Personal Ads...

Alias: Luke, Pub, 'Hey!'
Gender: Male
Location: NZ
Age: 20
Looking for: Uncertain
Marital Status: Single
Ethnicity: Celt
Hair: Blondish
Eyes: Hazel
Body Type: No Idea
Education: Not Really
Employment: Tech
Profession: Again, Not Really.
Religion: Mostly Xian.
Religious Services: None.
Political Views: Extensive & Inaccurate.
Smoking: No
Drinking: Light
Kids: No
Wants Kids: Never
Groups: No
Interests: Varied to non-existant.
More about me: I have no prospects past tomorrow.

What I am looking for: See Above.

Conversation Starters: "You ever read that personal ad thread on I-mock? I actually answered that truthfully. Colon Open-Bracket"
Jul 4th, 2003 01:25 AM
Rev. Danno Alias:Rev. Danno, Charcy the Charc boy,
Gender:I trancend gender
Location:Look to your left, under my Avatar
Age:27/ looks 17
Looking for:
Marital Status:
Ethnicity:Cracker
Hair:Greasy, & red...
Eyes:Crossed
Blood Type:O+
Education:Obedience school
Employment:sometimes
Profession:Barista of the GODS!
Religion:Jewtacular
Religious Services:Sacrifices in the name of Cthulhu
Political Views:
Smoking:Say nope to dope
Drinking:& driving
Kids:none I know of
Wants Kids:you don't mean for sex do you? 'Cause that's just gross.
Groups:of crows are known as a murder
Interests:stuff, & things
More about me:I just wanna rub it on your leg

What I am looking for:A leg to rub it on...

Conversation Starters: Hey! Nice pants...
Jul 4th, 2003 01:13 AM
James Alias: Jamesman, James, Daddy, Mr. Belvedere
Gender: Male-ish
Location: Connecticut, USA
Age: 19. 20 in a month.
Looking for: My Chrono Trigger strategy guide.
Marital Status: Hahahahaha.
Ethnicity: Jamaican, Arab, French, Jamaican.
Hair: ALL OVER
Eyes: Two brown ones... in my FACE!
Body Type: Human
Education: Edd-yoo-cat-eon?
Employment: Nope
Profession: None
Religion: None
Religious Services: None
Political Views: None
Smoking: No
Drinking: No
Kids: No
Wants Kids: NO
Groups: NO
Interests: NO
More about me: I'm hung like a Raisinette, bitches.

What I am looking for: If you don't take it in the ass, then suck it off and let me jizz in your hair, you're NOT THE ONE FOR ME.

Conversation Starters: "What are you wearing?"
Jul 4th, 2003 12:42 AM
Rev. Danno
I-Mockery Personal Ads...

Ok, Here we are In Loveline...
Anyone gettin' any love?
No...
Why not post an I-Mockery Personal ad...
Hehehe...
Sure, and maybe some hot girl will come along, & say to herself, "WOW! a 19 y/o who likes to play with G.I.-Joes still!

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Rog... Please sticky this...

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