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Jul 7th, 2003 04:57 PM
Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by Protoclown
I've seen Jeanette's picture

neener neener neener :P

Oh, and I get annoyed by grammatical fuckups too, and I'm a pretty quick reader.
Speaking of which, can you e-mail me them? I can't bloody find them on my comp. Send them to JeanetteX@earthlink.net
Jul 7th, 2003 04:54 PM
MrAdventure

MC HAMMER? MORE LIKE MC SUCKS AT GRAMMAR!



SLEDGE HAMMER? MORE LIKE SUCKS AT SLEDGE GRAMMAR!



MR. ALEX GRAMMAS? MORE LIKE MR. ALEX I SUCK AT GRAMMAR!



A PAIR OF GRAMMAS ? MORE LIKE A PAIR OF SUCKS AT GRAMMAR!



STUCK IN THE SLAMMER? MORE LIKE I'M SORRY I'M BAD AT GRAMMAR!
Jul 7th, 2003 03:39 PM
Esuohlim Th@ is useless.
Jul 7th, 2003 03:36 PM
Ninjavenom That @ McGillicutty is used as just a quick abbreviation for the word "at".
Jul 7th, 2003 12:51 PM
Protoclown I've seen Jeanette's picture

neener neener neener :P

Oh, and I get annoyed by grammatical fuckups too, and I'm a pretty quick reader.
Jul 7th, 2003 11:32 AM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by FS
LIES, AND FABRICATIONS.


I also sometimes purposely neglect to use capital letters or punctuation in chatrooms and instant messengers to avoid looking like a dork.

:issues
e.e. cummings would be proud (

As long as the point is not lost in the communication, I have no real problem with grammar. If one's grammar and/or spelling is soooo bad that you can't comprehend what they're trying to say, I find it annoying. THAT has nothing to do with MY reading comprehension so much as the other fella's failure in getting his thoughts down correctly before posting them ambiguously.
Jul 7th, 2003 11:23 AM
Esuohlim Besides e-mail addresses, what is the "@" used for?
Jul 7th, 2003 03:55 AM
kahljorn It's made of Gold, it can stay there always so you can give it an occasional shine..
Jul 7th, 2003 12:40 AM
Ninjavenom :o

Good call, Kahl. I don't think i'll fix it, though. Can't believe i missed that one.
Jul 6th, 2003 11:51 PM
kahljorn You spelled something wrong ninja I won't tell you, it's part of the treasure finding.

Doopa... when you say that, do you mean people who talk like... "u r lik so kewl nd stuf" and have other spelling handicaps?
Jul 6th, 2003 07:14 PM
Mockery I have decent reading comprehension, but I'm definitely one of the most ill-read writers you'll find. I read books very slowly. I can read shit on the web forever, but when it comes to books, I can read like 20-30 pages max in one sitting before I get really agitated. I'm still in the middle of that Lloyd Kaufman book that came out a few months ago.
Jul 6th, 2003 06:12 PM
Ninjavenom I like to think that I have excellent reading comprehension, and read at a fairly high pace, and that's why it annoys me when certain punctuations are omitted. I read by them, and then I have to stop and go "what the fuck?" What did I just read? It becomes rather annoying when it's your job to un-retard some of the reviews people send in. I had to stop doing the Friday the 13th: Part Six one I just got because it was so badly written. Not that I'm whining about my job, mind you, but I just can't understand what would drive someone to neglect such a basic facet of writing in the English language. Also note my capitalization of the letter "I" from now on, noted by Rog to be rather hypcritical when i'm bitching about using apostrophes.

:grammarnazi
Jul 6th, 2003 05:00 PM
Mockery *fights urge* *resists* BAH! I HAVE TO SAY IT!

You spelled "grammar" as "grammer"
Jul 6th, 2003 04:59 PM
FS LIES, AND FABRICATIONS.

I've got this thing about proper grammar and spelling for myself. If I'm typing even just a little note to remind myself of something later, and I make a mistake that I decide to just leave there, I might go back in the end to correct it anyway.

I also sometimes purposely neglect to use capital letters or punctuation in chatrooms and instant messengers to avoid looking like a dork.

:issues
Jul 6th, 2003 04:55 PM
Anonymous i have a scientific observation that involves myself observing things

everyone I have ever heard complain/nitpick/freak out about - grammer, spelling, punctuation, etc. are slow readers with poor or average reading comprehension

everyone that I know that spells/punctuates/grammers badly, or doesn't care about that stuff- are fast readers with very good reading comprehension

I admit I don't know tons and tons of people, but of the people I know, this is true
Jul 6th, 2003 04:36 PM
The Retro Kat You see, contrary to the popular belief that people spoke the way Shakespeare wrote in that time, they spoke in pretty much modern English. I'm a Shakespeare fan, Titus, Hamlet, Caesar, you know, the tragedies, and people often tell me that Shakespeare is written in Old English, that is followed by me pistol whipping them for being such blatent retards. SHAKESPEARE IS WRITTEN IN MODERN ENGLISH.
Jul 5th, 2003 02:06 PM
Anonymous uh, what?
Jul 5th, 2003 01:48 PM
The Retro Kat Since Jeanette brought up some older literature, (I think that was from Cantenbury Tales), why do people think Shakespeare wrote in old English. He wrote in god damned modern English. I hate people who don't know a damn thing about the English language.
Jul 5th, 2003 01:00 PM
Ninjavenom We should so totaly make out now.
Jul 5th, 2003 12:09 PM
mew barios ninja: actually it is comforting to know. i'd be sad if you secretly hated me, cuz i like yeeeeeew. :o
Jul 5th, 2003 11:16 AM
LegoLars WHY CAN'T Y'ALL JUST WRITE IN SWEDISH SO THAT I, WON'T MAKE STUPID GRAMMATICAL MISTAKES THEN!

bastards

Jul 5th, 2003 10:31 AM
Anonymous J: no it isn't

i'm gonna stop paying attention to your threads if you don't post in there >: grr
Jul 5th, 2003 01:36 AM
Zero Signal MR. APOSTROPHE AND MRS. APOSTROPHE HAD TEH SECKS AND MADE MR. QUOTES

' + ' + TEH SECKS = "
Jul 5th, 2003 01:31 AM
Ninjavenom Mike: I'm not whining about people forgetting or mistakenly typing out the apostrophe, i'm whining about when it's hard to read because of said lack of punctuation. When i can understand the idea, then generally i'll let it go, no harm done.

Kahl:

John gave me three crayons - red blue and green - so I colored a picture of a trick

would be correct. The semicolon would do well here:

I couldn't think of a Good example; Candy is good for the brain they say.

Mew: I'm biased because i don't already hate you, even if you're I Don't Capitalize Things guy. I'm sure this is very comforting coming from a guy on the internet who you've never met.
Jul 5th, 2003 12:58 AM
Helm No she's not :Iknowwhatyoudidlastshower
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