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Jul 10th, 2003 06:48 PM
SLjimbo I did find a bottle of Moxie Cherry Cola over at my local Stop N' Shop.
Jul 10th, 2003 05:15 PM
FartinMowler Max is just like talking to a movie star. :/
Jul 10th, 2003 05:13 PM
choptop Here's a link to galco's they're an online store that sells nothing but hard to find soda, at reasonable prices

main site:
www.galcos.com

original moxie:
http://www.sodapopstop.com/products/detail.cfm?link=70
Jul 10th, 2003 01:52 PM
Jixby Phillips WHERES YOUR HAIR, OH WAIT YOU HAVEN'T GOT ANY
Jul 10th, 2003 01:48 PM
Anonymous burbank - they also had one that was an orange cream soda


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Rog is a pink color, & Doppa is more of a Jaundecy yellow
the photo is misleading, I'm not a Jaundecy yellow, I'm actually sickly green
Jul 10th, 2003 01:19 PM
mburbank Moxie Cherry Cola?!? What the fuck? Moxie is just... Moxie!

I'll tell you what all, I have generally concidered myself the master of all things Moxie but in the last few months I have seen

Moxie bankrolling a small time skecth comedy group in NYC
Moxie as a sponsor for a road race
And now this. In addition to a Moxie soda that was other than Moxie (and this hasn't happened since they gave ted williams a Moxcie brand Ginger ale to push in the fifties) That Moxie guy logo is the one from the early 1940's!

I have to assume someone bought the licences and is trying to revive the brand! I shall look into it and get back to you all. Right now I have to go meet some blind consultants. It's like a blind date, except they're actually blind and I'm not dating them.
Jul 10th, 2003 12:21 PM
Protoclown Holy shit, there's Moxie in that World Market?? I haven't been in that place yet, but I'm definitely going now!
Jul 10th, 2003 09:42 AM
FartinMowler Nice pictures but why no comment from the man himself and why is there no pictures Max? :/ I've even seen pictures of Chojin kissing a dude.
Jul 10th, 2003 03:56 AM
Ninjavenom I really wish that i hadn't laughed so hard at those photoshopped ones. The joke was so obvious but it was still too lol. I thought you were Tobey McGuire in the first picture.
Jul 10th, 2003 12:37 AM
Anonymous i didn't know you had little pony pants too :<
Jul 10th, 2003 12:06 AM
kahljorn I just had some booberry cereal not too long ago. By the reccomendations of thee.
Jul 10th, 2003 12:01 AM
Mockery I'll remember that next time I'm in the market for a male raver in my little pony pants and a choker.
Jul 10th, 2003 12:00 AM
Anonymous your long hair was far more dreamy :<
Jul 9th, 2003 11:55 PM
Mockery
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Originally Posted by AChimp
MY NAME IS MOCKERY AND I LIEK TO DELETE CHIMP'S THREADS.
Pfft, I moved your gaming-oriented thread to the gaming forum. I like to delete your ACCOUNTS much more than I like to delete your threads.


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Originally Posted by AChimp
Rog, you totally stole my hair style. You bastard!
Where have you been? I've had that hair for like 3 months, and you're just seeing it for the first time? Egads boy, get with the program. Anyway, yeah your hair is a lot like mine cuz it's very straight. I don't even have to comb my hair anymore, that's what I really like about it. I just had the barber cut it short 3 months ago and that's how it falls naturally after it dries :P
Jul 9th, 2003 11:45 PM
Rev. Danno Ok, you toyally convinced me Doppa, & Rog are not the same person.
Rog is a pink color, & Doppa is more of a Jaundecy yellow...
Although I am not convinced you two are not siblings...
Man I wish I had photoshop...
ps, I hope you two didn't drink out of the same bottle, that's a good way to get germs...
Rog is sooo hot !
Jul 9th, 2003 11:34 PM
Carnivore Rog, you totally stole my hair style. You bastard!
Jul 9th, 2003 11:33 PM
AChimp FINE.

I WILL CAPTION THE PICTURES INSTEAD.


MY NAME IS MOCKERY AND I LIEK TO DELETE CHIMP'S THREADS.
Jul 9th, 2003 11:05 PM
whoreable haha that reminded me of this
Jul 9th, 2003 11:04 PM
Mockery
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Originally Posted by AChimp
If I was an asshole, I'd say that you just provided me with good Photoshop material, but I'm not. :(
Then it's a good thing I am. >:)

Jul 9th, 2003 09:55 PM
Rongi Who is that person in the first picture ?
Jul 9th, 2003 09:43 PM
whoreable hah thats cute
Jul 9th, 2003 09:37 PM
Esuohlim The guy on the bottle is like "I WANT YOU...TO DRINK MOXIE TONIC".
Jul 9th, 2003 09:26 PM
AChimp If I was an asshole, I'd say that you just provided me with good Photoshop material, but I'm not.

Nice expressions.
Jul 9th, 2003 08:33 PM
Mockery
ATTN MAX BURBANK: ADVENTURES WITH MOXIE! o.O

So we had this huge "World Market" place open right near us (it's crazy how many new stores they're putting in the West End of Richmond now... they're almost done with a gargantuan new mall that's gonna even have a comedy club in it) so we went exploring around inside it. They have all sorts of weird foreign foods and household items, but much to our suprise, they have a huge stock of MOXIE NERVE TONIC!!! Naturally, we had to buy a bottle and see just how good this drink of Burbank lore really was.


"BOY! I SURE AM FEELING NERVOUS!!! I WISH I HAD SOMETHING TO PUT MY MIND AT EASE!"


CHA-CHING!


WELL WELL WELL! WHAT HAVE WE HERE!


*GLUG* *GLUG*


"MOXIE REMOVED THE URGE TO TAKE MY OWN LIFE! THANKS MOXIE!"


"AROO? WHAT THIS BE?"


"PAAATOOOEY!"


"TASTES GREAT!"

And so ended our big adventure with MOXIE.

-RoG-

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