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Jul 22nd, 2003 11:04 PM
The_voice_of_reason Willy Wonka
Jul 21st, 2003 07:21 PM
Big Papa Goat The manager of a chocolate factory run by big breasted hookers.
Nah.... I ain't got the schoolin' for that.
Jul 21st, 2003 02:51 PM
Jeanette X Having psychic powers and using them to both help people and astound them.
Being a geneticist, bringing back extinct species and winning the Nobel prize would be awesome too.
Getting to watch a dodo hatch would definetely bring job satisfaction.
Jul 21st, 2003 02:31 PM
Esuohlim I wanna get paid a ton of money for each video game I beat.

And each time there's a game over, I get a ton of money as a consolation prize anyway.
Jul 21st, 2003 02:26 PM
Jeanette X I'd like to be psychic and be able to help people and astound them with my ability.
Jul 21st, 2003 02:07 PM
Grande id like to have a job catching $100 bills people throw at me
Jul 21st, 2003 02:12 AM
Mike I'm going to be a gypsy fiddler. It's true that I'm not a gypsy, but I'll play like one and no one will care if I am a true gypsy or not.
Jul 21st, 2003 12:16 AM
McClain I want to be the guy who gives the final say on commercials... You know, whether they make the cut or not. I'd canx so many of those fuckers!

I'd also like to sit around all day and fix NES's and games.
Jul 20th, 2003 11:26 PM
ScruU2wice
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I wanna be the guy that gasses unwanted babies.
that jus makes them unedible
Jul 20th, 2003 10:13 PM
Gåte Rockstar.. yeeeah!

Or else that job when you test new beds and stuff... but I guess you only find that in Duckborg :/
Jul 19th, 2003 03:56 AM
Poxpower Get paid to draw stuff.
Jul 19th, 2003 03:44 AM
Generator86 Quality assurance inspector for the Miller Brewing Company, considering that I'm close to Milwaukee, beer capital of the free world.

Aside from that, grim reaper or rock star.
Jul 17th, 2003 01:28 AM
CaptainBubba :ninja

that should be an actual emotion
Jul 17th, 2003 01:26 AM
sadie my dream job involves people paying me large amounts of money to travel the world and write stories about the people i meet and the places i explore.
Jul 16th, 2003 09:20 PM
pissed off salesman I wanna be the guy that gasses unwanted babies.
Jul 16th, 2003 08:35 PM
Mike :P
Jul 16th, 2003 07:06 PM
Spooky
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Originally Posted by Mike
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Originally Posted by O71394658
Blow shit up. Actually a job where they do that.
Yeeaah!!
I WANT TO BE HIRED TO BEAT UP MIKE
Jul 16th, 2003 06:53 PM
Mike
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Originally Posted by O71394658
Blow shit up. Actually a job where they do that.
Yeeaah!!
Jul 16th, 2003 06:49 PM
Spooky I want to invent a REAL proton pack from ghostbusters. Then get paid to shoot stuff in the homes of idiots who think their house is haunted.
Jul 11th, 2003 11:09 PM
O71394658 Blow shit up. Actually a job where they do that. Demolition experts or something. They just place bombs and...BOOM!

Back to reality, probably a movie critic.
Jul 11th, 2003 09:13 AM
Daphne I want to be a vet, or failing that, turn my (farm) house into a foster home for unwanted animals.
Jul 11th, 2003 04:55 AM
Rev. Danno Trust me Wif., That job sucks... I've done it, It sucks...
Jul 11th, 2003 04:40 AM
Wiffles I wanna be a pastry chef and make delicious desserts ^_^
Jul 11th, 2003 03:59 AM
Rev. Danno I want to get paid to drink beer, play rpg's, read, & cook.
That or somehow get paid to touch boobs in a non medical way all day... Deep down inside we're all 11 y/o
Jul 10th, 2003 10:11 PM
Jixby Phillips I'd like to make comedy things and get all payed and shit.
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