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Jul 26th, 2003 10:01 PM
Command Prompt Do you work at a Gas Station? because if you do, that is fabulous!
Jul 23rd, 2003 11:06 AM
kellychaos :uglyperks

@ Rongi's new avatar.
Jul 22nd, 2003 06:42 PM
Anti-Xocial
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Originally Posted by sadie
i'm impressed, chimp.
yes, I must agree.
Jul 22nd, 2003 03:49 PM
AChimp
Jul 22nd, 2003 03:43 PM
sadie i'm impressed, chimp.
Jul 22nd, 2003 12:53 PM
soundtest TRUTH, JUSTICE AND THE CANADIAN WAY WILL ALWAYS PREVAIL



NEVER GIVE UP CAPTAIN CANADA


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Jul 22nd, 2003 12:07 PM
AChimp Yeah, the guy stole a little girl's bike while I was on till at work on Saturday. She had propped it up by the door and he just walked up and got on then rode off.

We phoned the police and I had to give them a statement. I knew who his girlfriend was, though, because she is extremely ugly and her face has been burned into my mind forever.

They are friends with the guy who was working at the gas station across the street, and they had been hanging out around there. When I told the cops that, they went across and talked to the gas guy and found out that the fucker had been talking about stealing a bike. The police weren't very impressed that the he never reported witnessing the theft as soon as it happened, and he has since been fired.

So, now his loser friends won't be hanging around the store I work at anymore, and I won't have to tail their asses like a hemorrhoid everytime they come in.

Unfortunately, the girl hasn't gotten her bike back because the asshole probably dumped it somewhere and, according to the law, if they can't prove he ever had it for sure, he gets off free even though three people saw him take it.
Jul 21st, 2003 06:01 PM
Anti-Xocial Chimp, what did happened with that bike story? Someone tried to steal a bike in front of you?
Jul 21st, 2003 05:29 PM
Rongi I never saw that before

You so crazy, KC
Jul 21st, 2003 10:13 AM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by AChimp
The best threads are the ones that take on lives of their own.

Sounds like you took your life in tyour hands :superchimp

Link To Your Reward
Jul 20th, 2003 09:22 AM
AChimp The best threads are the ones that take on lives of their own.

Jul 19th, 2003 08:12 PM
ItalianStereotype dunno, but you should be going away.
Jul 19th, 2003 08:01 PM
Elecman.exe ...Where the HELL is this topic going?
Jul 19th, 2003 07:18 PM
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Jul 19th, 2003 06:38 PM
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Jul 19th, 2003 06:08 PM
AChimp
Note to Ugly Bitches

Don't let your boyfriend steal a 10-year-old girl's bike right in front of Chimp, especially when he knows who you are.

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