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| Sep 2nd, 2003 09:50 PM | ||
| Sam | HI, I'M SCHIMID | |
| Sep 2nd, 2003 09:46 PM | ||
| Cap'n Crunch | "My penis is GIAGANTIC." | |
| Sep 2nd, 2003 08:26 PM | ||
| Schimid | HI, I'M SCHIMID | |
| Sep 2nd, 2003 07:51 PM | ||
| FartinMowler |
"Hi My name is Fartin Mowler" 
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| Sep 1st, 2003 04:08 PM | ||
| Phil the anorak |
How about these: "If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? "So do u believe in lust at first sight? best of all though is probably made up but a man and a woman are sat next to each other on a plane and the man asks the woman what she is reading. The woman says its a sex article about mens below waist dimensions and she said that apparently native americans have the longest penises in the world and poles have ones with the largest girth. The man in reply says, "oh thats interesting, we haven't been introduced yet have we? My name's Tonto Kowalski, whats yours?????"
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| Sep 1st, 2003 12:17 PM | ||
| Nerd |
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| Sep 1st, 2003 06:48 AM | ||
| Rev. Danno |
On St. Patrick's day at the pick line: -"Do ya' have any Irish in ya'?... Would you like some?" this is good till about from about 9am-1pm -"Would you like some Irish in ya' ?"(works best yelled out of a moving car, they can't smack you..." Begins to come out of your mouth around 1pm-5pm -"I'm Irish, I wanna stick it in Ya!'" from about 5pm-9pm -"I'm Irish, I'm Drunk, Let's fuck!" 9pm-midnight -"IGOTANIRISHCOCKIWANNAHAVESEXWITHYOOOU!" *throwing up next to everone else throwing up the Guiness, bushmills, & cheap green beer* 12am-passing out in park, street, or friends front yard. Only once has the "got any Irish in ya" ever worked, but it was to a slutty friend of mine, and she was going to sleep w/ me or a friend of mine that night anyway, I just helped her make her choice... I threw up green beer in her hair when she was going down on me... Man, I miss being 19... |
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| Sep 1st, 2003 01:46 AM | ||
| Perndog | He forgot to add the part about stuttering and looking at his feet and blushing while saying the line. That's what makes it good. | |
| Sep 1st, 2003 01:45 AM | ||
| Professor Cool |
Do you lean on the girls locker when you say that, NERD 
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| Sep 1st, 2003 01:12 AM | ||
| Nerd | "I like your shirt. But it would look even better on my bedroom floor!" | |
| Aug 30th, 2003 07:53 PM | ||
| shadetree |
Here is the best pickup line ever. It is both flattering and topical. "You are the sexiest link. HELLO!" |
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| Aug 30th, 2003 06:03 PM | ||
| imported_Hollycaust | I would just like to say that I hate nature girls.. i.e girls who go around saying 'guys, where's the tent' | |
| Aug 25th, 2003 09:17 AM | ||
| KILLADEUCE |
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| Aug 25th, 2003 01:00 AM | ||
| Comrade Rocket |
"hey baby were like computers. Why don't i plug into you and lets interface." "I don't have a library card but do you mind if i check you out." Weird Al had a song Dedicated to pick up lines called I wanna B your Lover. |
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| Aug 24th, 2003 11:14 PM | ||
| CaptainBubba | "Hey! I'm a faggot unfit for even the most gruseome death. Wanna go back to my place and cry on my cold hard floor naked and bleeding?" | |
| Aug 24th, 2003 10:45 PM | ||
| mischief | COME ON! your SISTER didn't put up such a fight! | |
| Aug 24th, 2003 06:25 AM | ||
| Blue |
How bout you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up 
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| Aug 24th, 2003 12:50 AM | ||
| Esuohlim | "WANT ME TO STICK MY BONER IN THE UGLY STAB WOUND BETWEEN YOUR LEGS, OR IS IT STARTING TO BLEED AGAIN?" | |
| Aug 23rd, 2003 07:12 PM | ||
| The Retro Kat | You silly muffin, that won't work...unless you're easy like me. | |
| Aug 23rd, 2003 06:40 PM | ||
| Supercooldude | "Hey bitch, let's go to my house, we fuck, then you disappear, aight?" | |
| Aug 3rd, 2003 09:18 PM | ||
| mischief |
Are those space pants you're wearing cause your butt is out of this world! 
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| Aug 2nd, 2003 09:09 PM | ||
| Esuohlim |
"BLOWJOB NOW" 
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| Aug 2nd, 2003 04:50 PM | ||
| Cosmo Electrolux |
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| Aug 2nd, 2003 12:56 AM | ||
| mischief |
I don't think you're in a position to be picky, fatty!
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| Aug 1st, 2003 09:31 AM | ||
| Cap'n Crunch | "Do you want me to buy you a drink so I can put drugs in it, then take you back to my place?" | |
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