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Jul 25th, 2003 05:26 PM
Esuohlim And what is the deal with men and children? I mean, come on!

I should have just made a character and do this.
Jul 25th, 2003 05:24 PM
Jeanette X
Re: What is it with men and children

WILL YOU DAMN KIDS KNOCK IT OFF?! I'M TRYING TO TAKE A NAP HERE!
Jul 25th, 2003 04:49 PM
FartinMowler
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I never plan on having a kid, just for the fact that in sitcom fashion, me and my "future wife" try to get romantic but then Billy comes in asking for a story, and i dont have the endless amount of money that i use to think my parents had and that i'll be able to buy things to make him happy. If I do get a child, im gonna be a hardass and I'll have all the channels blocked from him, and no internet, not till he's 16 or he somehow proves to be mature. Too much garbage in the media, although I can't say that i don't enjoy some of it.
Birth control for this young man. Who the hell is Billy?
Jul 25th, 2003 04:50 AM
Professor Cool I never plan on having a kid, just for the fact that in sitcom fashion, me and my "future wife" try to get romantic but then Billy comes in asking for a story, and i dont have the endless amount of money that i use to think my parents had and that i'll be able to buy things to make him happy. If I do get a child, im gonna be a hardass and I'll have all the channels blocked from him, and no internet, not till he's 16 or he somehow proves to be mature. Too much garbage in the media, although I can't say that i don't enjoy some of it.
Jul 25th, 2003 03:58 AM
sadie
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the future doesn't look too bright for your kid, sadie.
he's gonna kick the future's arse.
Jul 25th, 2003 01:05 AM
wreckreation I'VE GROWN MY HAIR OUT
Jul 25th, 2003 12:39 AM
FartinMowler I can see the bitter bitches on my street that waited and never had kids and they scowl and get into there new Lexus and go to the airport on fancy vacations and I know that they wished they had a few kids and could just fucking lose it at little Jimmy and Suzie in Walmart.
Jul 25th, 2003 12:06 AM
Perndog I used to be a camp counselor, with campers 5-17 depending on the week. I speak from experience when I say children under 8 years old are the devil.
Jul 24th, 2003 11:34 PM
FeuerAffe I hate my daycare job...it's in a gym, so the kids are there for two hours max while the parents work out. They're demonic brats from hell. A coworker said that working there is the best birth control ever. I leave every day saying, "I'm never having children."

If I ever DO have a kid or two, they'll sure as hell behave a lot better than the idiots I watch.
Jul 24th, 2003 09:23 PM
jin Im not going to have a child until wings are available as "optional extras"
Jul 24th, 2003 08:46 PM
KILLADEUCE I trully have never met a fellow man my age (give or take a few years)- that actually wanted a kid, i find that quite fascinating actually...

Most of the time it's like "Oh shit i got her pregnant" or "Man my girl wants to get pregnant- help me slay her"

I think having a child is a great idea... Just not now. I got too much life to live, not enough cash to properly support one, and to be very honest- Way too many woman out there to try and corrupt...

i can totally feel where you are coming from Grrlie... Get that career going and bring that kid into you're life when you are ready!
Jul 24th, 2003 08:38 PM
Ninjavenom I'd be more worried about the little bastard driving me crazy. The wife and I had better have lots of sex, else i go all gamma-ray and shit.
Jul 24th, 2003 08:30 PM
punkgrrrlie10 Obviously not b/c he says that I'm all about the secks
Jul 24th, 2003 07:56 PM
Esuohlim It's not about us wanting children, it's about us wanting to do the process that makes the children.
Jul 24th, 2003 07:52 PM
PUNAYNAY
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Originally Posted by sadie
i'd never planned on having a child really, but i my son. he's one of the deepest, funniest, most intelligent people i know.
the future doesn't look too bright for your kid, sadie.
Jul 24th, 2003 07:48 PM
punkgrrrlie10 In all honesty, I can't see a life without at least one child in it, in the future. But I just got too much goin on to even want to discuss it. And I don't have the baby envy goin on so I don't feel like I'm missin' out on anything in particular. I look forward to enjoying my life a bit after I finish law school and then I will look towards family stuff but right now, I cringe at the thought.
Jul 24th, 2003 07:13 PM
Royal Tenenbaum
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Children are for the birds, the unlucky and Masochists.
You are so fucking retarded. We all now children are reserved for Catholics.
Jul 24th, 2003 06:59 PM
Anti-Xocial
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Originally Posted by AChimp
If you didn't want to have children, then why did you grow a womb, huh? HUH?

jump back into your tree chimp! You are just jealous
Jul 24th, 2003 06:32 PM
Mike Edit: Nevermind
Jul 24th, 2003 06:30 PM
AChimp If you didn't want to have children, then why did you grow a womb, huh? HUH?
Jul 24th, 2003 06:27 PM
Anti-Xocial Kids are great but they do get in the way if you want to have a career going. The way I see it is that you, as a woman, have a choice about having them. Either get them or don't, just be damn sure of your decision and stick with it!
There are over 6 billion people on this earth, you, not contributing to the over-population, just makes you a hero! Plus, you can always adopt a child if you are getting too old to have them yourself!

Men, on the other hand, Hmmm... with them, its always "can't live with them, can't live without them" So, I guess you have to find a partner with a career-mind set like your own! That could probably make your relationship easier or at least more even/balanced...
Jul 24th, 2003 04:56 PM
sadie i'd never planned on having a child really, but i my son. he's one of the deepest, funniest, most intelligent people i know.
Jul 24th, 2003 03:46 PM
KILLADEUCE Children are for the birds, the unlucky and Masochists.
Jul 24th, 2003 03:26 PM
punkgrrrlie10
What is it with men and children

I don't know if I want them....I have this whole career thing I'm trying to start so leave me alone!!!

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