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| Feb 15th, 2003 07:33 PM | ||
| McClain |
"A just and loving god would have nailed your testicles to your mouse in an effort to prevent you from getting on this site and quoting people much much more talented thatn you. " HAHA! |
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| Feb 15th, 2003 02:44 PM | ||
| Zbu Manowar |
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| Feb 13th, 2003 09:23 PM | ||
| slavemason |
This old man Leon said, "The Bible says a motherfucker can't live on bread alone Jack!" Leon rules. |
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| Feb 13th, 2003 09:07 PM | ||
| CaptainBubba |
A just and loving god would have nailed your testicles to your mouse in an effort to prevent you from getting on this site and quoting people much much more talented thatn you. The reason people like him are funny is because they "come up" with their own jokes. quoting isn't funny unless its in the right context, and since they've already quoted that comedian, it was, for lack of a better word, retarded. |
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| Feb 13th, 2003 08:02 PM | ||
| Paul138 | "No just and loving God would allow a Starbucks across from a Starbucks..." | |
| Feb 13th, 2003 06:09 PM | ||
| Hobo Renee |
Here's how it goes, if you want a regular coffee or what not just go to the local shop or grocery store and buy one because it's way cheaper. If you want a brownie mocha latte charamel schnazzy coffee with ice than go to Starbucks and they will queer up your coffee so it tastes good and doesn't taste like coffee. And yes, Starbucks smells bad, I think it's because they use a lot of disenfectant and employee urine. They're building an IHOP in Davis so I've decided that it's going to be my new hang out. VIVA. PS. I heart Mike BIBBY LOL. |
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| Feb 13th, 2003 02:19 PM | ||
| noob3 |
Just go in there and buy a hot chocolate with a lid, and put some aquablue under your nostrils. Or not. I don't know, I want some hot chocolate. Coffee sucks 
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| Feb 13th, 2003 07:11 AM | ||
| Protoclown | I hate coffee. I can't even stand the smell of it. Which sucks, because I hear coffee shops are good places to meet women. | |
| Feb 13th, 2003 02:09 AM | ||
| Zbu Manowar |
Plus if you really want to hate Starbucks, remember how much they charged emergency workers for a case of water during the 9/11 attacks. That said, I live in a small town with a nice cafe already. And if I want coffee, I can make it myself thanks. |
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| Feb 12th, 2003 11:35 PM | ||
| roonTing |
No McClain, there is a good, local coffee shop in town that is cheaper, and has anything you want... but the only coffee I drink comes from IHOP. FUCK STARBUCKS IN THE ASS.
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| Feb 12th, 2003 11:18 PM | ||
| Anonymous | That smell is commonly referred to as "coffee." | |
| Feb 12th, 2003 10:38 PM | ||
| JesusFishSticks | Their stuff is usualy pretty good, but as soon as you walk into a starbucks, you're just afronted with this horrible smell. I can never go to them because they smell so god awful. | |
| Feb 12th, 2003 10:07 PM | ||
| McClain |
... I used to hate Starbucks, too. Matter of fact, I wrote a huge rant about it when I first got to the boards. But then my wife got a job there. She still has the job. Being faced with a situation of abhorring the corporation which employed my wife, I began to contemplate my ideals of this coffee co. Then, one day when I was getting coffee at Ocean Beach (a real hippie spot) there were protesters outside of the Starbucks handing out pamphlets with maps to local-run coffee shops. That pissed me off. The local coffee shops didn't have what I wanted. And their shit isn't as good. And the customer service sucks because they all think that they're doing the customer a service. Fuck that shit. I'll drink what I goddamn want to. I don't care if they're making a billion dollars off me. And I don't care if your neighbor, the one who owns "Kaffeen's Beans", is starving because no one is supporting local business. PISS ON YOU! And for the record, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about Systemz. |
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| Feb 12th, 2003 03:38 PM | ||
| starz | yes i did steal that from that comedian :P | |
| Feb 12th, 2003 03:02 PM | ||
| mburbank |
DON'T YOU FUCK WITH ME MAN!! I'M A BAD APPLE LOOSE CANNON MEAN S.O.B!! I'LL CUTCHA A NEW BLOWHOLE BABY!!! |
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| Feb 12th, 2003 02:57 PM | ||
| slavemason | I liked the way you typed "real" in big letters and "dick" in these little letters. It's like you can look right up my skirt. How about a big warm sweater-hug? | |
| Feb 12th, 2003 02:51 PM | ||
| mburbank | I don't hate you as much as I hate that fuck slavemason. THAT guy is a REAL dick. | |
| Feb 12th, 2003 02:48 PM | ||
| whoreable |
even though he hates me i liked his joke  ________ Problems With Prilosec |
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| Feb 12th, 2003 02:44 PM | ||
| slavemason | I think Whoreable is still right about the comedian / starbucks jokes ratio. mburbank may be a comedian but that joke was more like a run-on sentence. I laughed at it, but in the way that you laugh at retards. | |
| Feb 12th, 2003 02:20 PM | ||
| mburbank | I promise you there will be a Starbucks in your town soon. | |
| Feb 12th, 2003 01:36 PM | ||
| sadie | it should be noted that the absence of a starbucks in no way means a town is not being bastardized. my town is a prime example of this. | |
| Feb 12th, 2003 12:16 PM | ||
| Protoclown |
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| Feb 12th, 2003 12:15 PM | ||
| mburbank |
Okay so this guy walks into starbucks and says "Can I get a Decaffe Latte?" and the guy behind the counter goes "No, but if you hum a few bars I'll pour one up Janet Jackson's Bee-hind, becuasem several years ago in a Newsweek sidebar interview she held forth of the physical and spiritual benefits of Coffee Enemas. Boy, those Jacksons. Crazy as shithouse rats, nu?" DAMN!!!! Although that was really more of a Janet Jackson joke than a Starbucks joke. |
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| Feb 12th, 2003 12:14 PM | ||
| whoreable |
________ Lovely Wendie99 |
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| Feb 12th, 2003 12:12 PM | ||
| MrAdventure |
But Ms. Buxley is a secretary with big hoohoos I SAY LET HER GET AWAY WITH IT |
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